Posts tagged "Leonardo DiCaprio"

Today, We Are All Michelle Rodriguez

I’m not exactly sure how this stops global warming, but I’m willing to give it a shot. For the children.

The Superficial | July 23, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

The Superficial | April 13, 2015 - 1:51 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Partied With Justin Bieber

Leonardo DiCaprio let Justin Bieber hang out with him, so George Zimmerman was right: The end is near and God’s judgement is upon us. REPENT.

The Superficial | March 24, 2015 - 11:35 am

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION!
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Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that exact moment Leonardo DiCaprio

Photo Boy | January 13, 2015 - 10:15 am

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. – *schedules MRI for brain tumor* – Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his night of being Leonardo…

The Superficial | December 10, 2014 - 11:30 am

Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn’t be shocking to anyone, including people who think I’m talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I’ve seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how the news works: When…

The Superficial | December 8, 2014 - 1:42 pm

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

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Robin Thicke’s nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” even after Robin released his hilariously pathetic and…

Photo Boy | October 16, 2014 - 11:55 am

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we’ve seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth Ashton Kutcher’s baby, so somebody’s traveling through time and fucking…

The Superficial | October 3, 2014 - 12:41 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate

Leonardo DiCaprio has taken special pleasure in shooing Justin Bieber away not only once, but twice this summer. Which is hilarious and awesome and why I even get up in the morning, but tends to lose its credibility when Leo himself tries to rap even though Justin Bieber has demonstrated that white people should never

The Superficial | September 22, 2014 - 11:15 am

Leonardo DiCaprio Will Squirt You Now

If you’ve been to other sites this week – Slut. – you’ve probably seen the top pic of a shirtless Leonardo DiCaprio gleefully playing with a squirt gun. And now here’s the complete set which we had to do some “things” to obtain. Things that I really don’t want to talk about, so let’s just…

The Superficial | August 1, 2014 - 11:00 am

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo

The Superficial | July 30, 2014 - 10:35 pm

The Butts of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past And Present

Above are bikini photos of Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Toni Garrn going for a swim in St. Tropez presumably after a morning of watching him karate kick the poopdeck. (That sentence was way more full of sexual intrigue than I intended.) And below is Cameron Diaz’s ass literally dying while on vacation with Benji Madden, so…

The Superficial | July 24, 2014 - 1:34 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate

Either because he’s seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he’s a Bond villain (“The game’sh over, Allthepushy.”), here’s Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed how none of the models or actresses he’s slept with have ever talked about what he’s…

The Superficial | July 23, 2014 - 12:27 pm

Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn’t happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier. According to her, they were already in the process of getting divorced and…

The Superficial | June 25, 2014 - 11:24 am

Leonardo DiCaprio Told Justin Bieber To Stay The Hell Away From Him

“Hmm. What would Jonah do…”
Leonardo DiCaprio has been picking some unfortunate places to party lately, but at least he’s had the wherewithal to tell his lessers to go fuck themselves in the face. A courtesy that he apparently extended to a shirtless Justin Bieber at Cannes. Via Uproxx:
“Justin was strutting his stuff all…

The Superficial | June 12, 2014 - 11:20 am

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he’s around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum’s penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what he did over the weekend when he yelled, “Suck my…

The Superficial | June 3, 2014 - 10:00 am

Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels. All the supermodels. Even ones that…

The Superficial | April 14, 2014 - 11:22 am


“That’s it. Now gain 80 pounds and tell me how bad you want work with Marty. Mmm, that’s the stuff…”
[Ed. Note: If you don’t have a field day with this, I’ll shoot you all in the face. – SW]
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial | February 7, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Jonah Hill Just Died In Leo’s Arms The Other Night, It Must’ve Been Something He Said

“I wish I could tell you that Andy Dufresne fought the good fight, and that he didn’t drown in that studio audience when Jonah Hill ejaculated. I wish I could tell you that, but when a man reaches that level of person nirvana – well, I suppose there’s no limit to what might come out

The Superficial | January 27, 2014 - 7:55 am
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