Posts tagged "Leonardo DiCaprio"

Leonardo DiCaprio Partied With Justin Bieber

Leonardo DiCaprio let Justin Bieber hang out with him, so George Zimmerman was right: The end is near and God's judgement is upon us. REPENT.
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. - *schedules MRI for brain tumor* - Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before hi…
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn't be shocking to anyone, including people who think I'm talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I've seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

Posted by Photo Boy Robin Thicke's nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences" eve…
By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we've seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth…
By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate

Leonardo DiCaprio has taken special pleasure in shooing Justin Bieber away not only once, but twice this summer. Which is hilarious and awesome and why I even get up in the morning, but tends to lose its credibility when Leo himself tries to rap even though Justi…
By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Will Squirt You Now

If you've been to other sites this week - Slut. - you've probably seen the top pic of a shirtless Leonardo DiCaprio gleefully playing with a squirt gun. And now here's the complete set which we had to do some "things" to obtain. Things that I really don't want to talk…
By: The Superficial / August 1, 2014

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

catwolf9899's good people. Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only thi…
By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014

The Butts of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past And Present

Above are bikini photos of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Toni Garrn going for a swim in St. Tropez presumably after a morning of watching him karate kick the poopdeck. (That sentence was way more full of sexual intrigue than I intended.) And below is Cameron Diaz's a…
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate

Either because he's seen the Internet comments about his weight gain, or he's a Bond villain ("The game'sh over, Allthepushy."), here's Leonardo DiCaprio doing karate for the paparazzi on a yacht yesterday. Which reminds me. Have you ever noticed how none of the models or actresses he's slept with…
By: The Superficial / July 23, 2014

Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn't happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier. According to her,…
By: The Superficial / June 25, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Told Justin Bieber To Stay The Hell Away From Him

"Hmm. What would Jonah do..." Leonardo DiCaprio has been picking some unfortunate places to party lately, but at least he's had the wherewithal to tell his lessers to go fuck themselves in the face. A courtesy that he apparently extended to a shirtless Justin Bieber…
By: The Superficial / June 12, 2014

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he's around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum's penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it's shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can't cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels.
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014


"That's it. Now gain 80 pounds and tell me how bad you want work with Marty. Mmm, that's the stuff..." [Ed. Note: If you don't have a field day with this, I'll shoot you all in the face. - SW] Photos: Pacific Coast New…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2014

Jonah Hill Just Died In Leo’s Arms The Other Night, It Must’ve Been Something He Said

"I wish I could tell you that Andy Dufresne fought the good fight, and that he didn't drown in that studio audience when Jonah Hill ejaculated. I wish I could tell you that, but when a man reaches that level of person nirvana - well, I suppose there's no limit to what might come out…
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014

Jonah Hill Got Nominated For Another Oscar

Now Leo has to ask HIM to the Sadie Hawkins Dance! [Ed. Note: You're goddamn right these are part two. - SW] Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN…
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014

One Of These People Had No Idea The Other Was Going To Be There, Try And Guess Which One

I'm not going to lie to you. If someone paid us to run an entire site that's nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio being forced to interact with Jonah Hill at movie premieres, we'd quit this bitch in a heartbeat. Photos: Getty, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / January 10, 2014

Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I'm going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn't a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren't a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013
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