Posts tagged "Lamar Odom"

Khloe Kardashian Isn’t Getting Back Together With Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian is not getting back together with Lamar Odom. God, how many times does she have to say it?

The Superficial | October 28, 2015 - 10:42 am

Lamar Odom Is All Better Now, Or Dying, Whichever You Prefer

Khloe Kardashian has a new book coming out, and suddenly, everything makes sense.

The Superficial | October 22, 2015 - 11:30 am

And Now Back To The Milking Of Lamar

Here’s everything that’s happened with Lamar Odom so far, and more importantly, Kourtney’s boobs.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 1:39 pm

The Kardashians Are Lecturing People On Publicity Whoring Now

The Kardashians would appreciate it if Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof would stop hogging all the press.

The Superficial | October 16, 2015 - 10:11 am

Lamar Odom Did All Of The Drugs, Has 50/50 Chance Of Not Dying

How’s Lamar Odom doing? Not fucking well.

The Superficial | October 15, 2015 - 10:31 am

So Lamar Odom Probably Just Died At A Brothel

Lamar Odom was found passed out in a brothel, and it’s not looking good.

The Superficial | October 13, 2015 - 9:29 pm

It’s Not Wise To Ambush A Wookiee

Lamar Odom surprised Khloe Kardashian at the gym because could you imagine the ratings if he killed her? Kris Jenner has.

The Superficial | August 13, 2015 - 10:41 am

Lamar Odom Got High On Crack And Rapped About Cheating On Khloe

Here’s a high off his ass Lamar Odom hanging out shirtless (naked?) with some other dude and rapping about how he’s God and cheats on Khloe Kardashian because her divorce lawyer is a powerful wizard who made this happen with his mind. TMZ reports:
Lamar appears out of it, rapping about making money off his…

The Superficial | November 22, 2013 - 10:43 am

Kim Kardashian Told Khloe To Divorce Lamar Because It’s ‘Hurting The Brand’

Kim Kardashian has been divorced twice, once for real, second for sport, so it’s only natural that she’d tell Khloe to divorce Lamar Odom. Even more so when you realize their unholy Sasquatch/human union is costing the family money which was the entire point of the whole thing. Via Radar:
“Khloe was at momager Kris…

The Superficial | October 3, 2013 - 9:57 am

Khloe Kardashian’s Marriage Is Going Well

When we last left Khloe & Lamar, he’d tricked everyone into thinking he was in rehab when really he was doing so many drugs he somehow willed a Blockbuster back into existence. Since then, his deadbeat dad has popped up in the tabloids to blame the Kardashians for his son’s drug addiction which prompted a…

The Superficial | September 27, 2013 - 12:02 pm

Lamar Odom’s Gone Rogue

If any of the Kardashians were to ever go off the reservation, my money was always on Khloe after jumping up on Kris Jenner’s bed with a dead Mason, Penelope or North in her mouth as a present. (She’d also be covered in soap suds and shake herself dry while “Roll Over, Beethoven,” played, but…

The Superficial | September 5, 2013 - 3:15 pm

Lamar Odom At Blockbuster, We’re Talking About It

Lamar Odom was arrested for DUI last week forcing Khloe Kardashian to issue him an ultimatum that he can’t move back into their house until he cleans himself up, but I don’t give a shit about any of that. What I want to know is how the hell he found a Blockbuster Video that’s still…

The Superficial | September 3, 2013 - 11:05 am

Lamar Odom Got Arrested For DUI

In case any of you were wondering how things are going for Lamar Odom with all this drugs and divorce business, shitty. As shitty as fucking possible. TMZ reports:
Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” early Friday morning … TMZ has learned.
The bust occurred in the San…

The Superficial | August 30, 2013 - 12:01 pm

Khloe & Lamar Are Separated Because Crack Made Him Cheat On Her

Khloe Kardashian is a barren Sasquatch, and Lamar Odom is a rich, famous basketball player who’s had sex with her vagina once, so clearly the only possible explanation for why he’s been cheating on her is crack which is why they’re legally separated now. For real this time. TMZ reports:
Multiple sources familar with the…

The Superficial | August 26, 2013 - 1:17 pm
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