Posts tagged "Lamar Odom"

It’s Not Wise To Ambush A Wookiee

Lamar Odom surprised Khloe Kardashian at the gym because could you imagine the ratings if he killed her? Kris Jenner has.

The Superficial / August 13, 2015

Lamar Odom Got High On Crack And Rapped About Cheating On Khloe

Here’s a high off his ass Lamar Odom hanging out shirtless (naked?) with some other dude and rapping about how he’s God and cheats on Khloe Kardashian because her divorce lawyer is a powerful wizard who made this happen with his mind. TMZ reports:
Lamar appears out of it, rapping about making money off hi…

The Superficial / November 22, 2013

Kim Kardashian Told Khloe To Divorce Lamar Because It’s ‘Hurting The Brand’

Kim Kardashian has been divorced twice, once for real, second for sport, so it’s only natural that she’d tell Khloe to divorce Lamar Odom. Even more so when you realize their unholy Sasquatch/human union is costing the family money which was the entire point of the whole thing. Via Radar:
“Khloe was at momager Kri…

The Superficial / October 3, 2013

Khloe Kardashian’s Marriage Is Going Well

When we last left Khloe & Lamar, he’d tricked everyone into thinking he was in rehab when really he was doing so many drugs he somehow willed a Blockbuster back into existence. Since then, his deadbeat dad has popped up in the tabloids to blame the Kardashians for his son’s drug addiction which prompted a…

The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Lamar Odom’s Gone Rogue

If any of the Kardashians were to ever go off the reservation, my money was always on Khloe after jumping up on Kris Jenner’s bed with a dead Mason, Penelope or North in her mouth as a present. (She’d also be covered in soap suds and shake herself dry while “Roll Over, Beethoven,” played, but…

The Superficial / September 5, 2013

Lamar Odom At Blockbuster, We’re Talking About It

Lamar Odom was arrested for DUI last week forcing Khloe Kardashian to issue him an ultimatum that he can’t move back into their house until he cleans himself up, but I don’t give a shit about any of that. What I want to know is how the hell he found a Blockbuster Video that’s still…

The Superficial / September 3, 2013

Lamar Odom Got Arrested For DUI

In case any of you were wondering how things are going for Lamar Odom with all this drugs and divorce business, shitty. As shitty as fucking possible. TMZ reports:
Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” early Friday morning … TMZ has learned.
The bust occurred in the Sa…

The Superficial / August 30, 2013

Khloe & Lamar Are Separated Because Crack Made Him Cheat On Her

Khloe Kardashian is a barren Sasquatch, and Lamar Odom is a rich, famous basketball player who’s had sex with her vagina once, so clearly the only possible explanation for why he’s been cheating on her is crack which is why they’re legally separated now. For real this time. TMZ reports:
Multiple sources familar with the…

The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Khloe Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce

Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty that Khloe is getting a divorce because Kris Jenner just told TMZ she isn’t:
“Khloe and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced.

The Superficial / August 14, 2013

Never Ask Lamar Odom If He’s Cheating On Sasquatch

Yesterday, the paparazzi decided to walk right up to Lamar Odom’s car and ask him if it’s true he’s cheating on Khloe Kardashian. (Probably because of this.) To which he responded, I’m going to get out of my car with a random piece of metal, come at you, take all your shit out of your…

The Superficial / July 11, 2013

So This Lamar Odom Cancer Charity Business

To bring everyone up to speed, ESPN On The Line recently ran a report about athletes’ questionable charities and one of them was Lamar Odom’s Cathy’s Kids named after his mother who died from cancer. Turns out since its inception in 2004, it hasn’t given a single dime to cancer research but has paid Lamar&#8217…

The Superficial / April 3, 2013

Khloe Kardashian Started Fertility Treatment

Love hasn’t found a way for Lamar Odom’s human sperm to impregnate Khloe Kardashian’s fifth stomach or wherever the hell Sasquatches incubate their young, so they’ve officially turned to science now, according to TMZ:
Sources connected with Khloe and Lamar Odom tell TMZ … they have tried in vain for months to get pregnant. So…

The Superficial / June 13, 2012

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Probably Getting Divorced

Posted by Photo Boy
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are officially taking the summer off from reality television. Let me interpret that for you, “Expect to see more of us than ever before!” Because if there’s one thing the Kardashians do well it’s being completely full of shit. US Weelky reports:
“Our show is not…

Photo Boy / May 1, 2012

Lamar Odom Just Quit The Dallas Mavericks

Back in December, Lamar Odom was unceremoniously traded to the Dallas Mavericks by the Lakers and somehow talked Khloe Kardashian into moving with him despite her family’s track record of never leaving LA because it’s rich in whore-ranium. At the time, Khloe called it “God’s plan” for them, so of course only four months later,…

The Superficial / April 9, 2012

Lamar Odom Traded To The Dallas Mavericks

After almost being traded to New Orleans – which he apparently only found about after the LA Times called him to comment – Lamar Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks which should go awesome for his “marriage” to Khloe Kardashian considering we’ve already seen how this family of whore-satchels handles moving their whore-asse…

The Superficial / December 12, 2011

Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Sh*t, Hates Kris Jenner Now

Apparently Khloe Kardashian isn’t thrilled with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian tarnishing the proud Kardashian brand by orchestrating Kim’s divorce after only 72 days of being married. Via Hollywood Life:
“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry…

The Superficial / November 9, 2011

Scott Disick Has A Giant Penis? This Guy?

“BOGO ascots at Bloomingdales? What are we waiting for?!” *throws Mason into a gutter*
There are several things I’d believe about Scott Disick without even questioning them: He stabs homeless people for fun. His father invented the cumberband. He can only ejaculate while wearing a cardigan condom, etc. etc. But that he’s hung like a…

The Superficial / September 27, 2011

Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance

Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you…

The Superficial / February 10, 2011

Lamar Odom: ‘Khloe and I Have Giant Beast Sex’

In an upcoming interview with Playboy, Lakers star Lamar Odom discusses what would happen if a sex tape featuring him and Khloe Kardashian was ever leaked. (I’m assuming this scenario involves Khloe leaking it based on her family’s penchant for whoremongery.) Anyway, what follows is the exact wording you do not want to use while…

The Superficial / January 19, 2011
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