Posts tagged "Kylie Jenner"

The Kardashians Have Breasts (And Some Stupid Joke Jamie Foxx Told)

Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie's breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about?
By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

Remember in the Tim Burton 'Batman' movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend's face? I don't know why I just thought of that.
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Kylie Jenner Wants To Do Playboy

Kylie Jenner wants to pose for 'Playboy' as if she even had a choice. It's her destiny.
By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015

Everyone’s Staring At Kylie Jenner’s Breasts

Kylie Jenner looks like this now which begs the question, why is there still a Kim Kardashian? Seems gratuitous.
By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

Kanye West Just Confirmed Tyga Is Dating Kylie Jenner

Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they're together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Amber Rose Won The Twitter Fight With Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose got into a Twitter fight. Amber won.
By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

It’s Kylie Jenner’s Implants (Probably)

A few days ago, Kylie Jenner told Cosmo that she's "not against plastic surgery," but she doesn't "desire it right now," so right off the bat you know she's had work done because of The Law of Kardashian: The opposite of whatever they say is true. And now here she i…
By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound…
By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Is Kylie Jenner Dating Tyga? A Post With Kim Kardashian’s Nipple In It

There's a persistent rumor going around that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga, a 25-year-old rapper, which her family denies so you know it's definitely happening. And while that seems questionable as hell, you can see Kim Kardashian's nipples through her dress, so let's focus on that and let…
By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

Turn Kylie Jenner Into A Mini-Kim, Why Not?

Because every mother should carve their youngest daughter into an exact replica of their most profitable one for future sex tape sales, here's Kylie Jenner showing off her new collagen lips on top of whatever the hell else is being done to her face. In the meantime, how isn't PETA all over this?
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014

The Kardashians Checked Their Phones During The Ferguson Moment of Silence #VMAs

During last night's VMAs, Common held a moment of silence for Ferguson which the Kardashians felt was the appropriate time to check their phones (above) because someone might have tweeted about Kim's dress, you guys. Yes, they understand that black teens are being…
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn't Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What…
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone that's anyone (Read: Blake Lively's breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn't exactly this year's Billboard Music Awards' strong suit. So here's some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn't get their own post by surprisingly not having…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Justin Bieber Wrote A Sizzurp Carol

Posted by Photo Boy For the past few days I've been meaning to run this set of Selena Gomez getting herself drunk enough to revenge bang Orlando Bloom's greasy little elf dick, but I kept getting distracted. So, what better time than now, as we celebrate the release of…
By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2014

Justin Bieber Banged Kylie Jenner

Earlier in the week, Selena Gomez stopped following Kendall and Kylie Jenner on Instagram which, let's be honest, was probably the most earth-shattering news ever reported on this site. I heard somebody died just reading it. Except now we know the reason for that, so all of us can finally slee…
By: The Superficial / April 24, 2014

Selena Gomez Unfriended Kendall & Kylie

Sorry to hit you with two Kardashian-based posts in a row, but this one also involves another celebrity wanting nothing to do with them because they're pissy shitpeople from Pissyshit Lane. According to HuffPost Celebrity, Selena Gomez has deleted all photographic evidence of being near Kendall and Kylie Jenner…
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

Now that her parents are out of the picture - Which they found out from TMZ by the way. - Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she's always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014
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