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Did Dr. Luke Really Get Dropped By Sony? How The Fuck Should I Know?

Dr. Luke got dropped by Sony. Or didn’t. Whichever. More »

Kelly Clarkson Was ‘Blackmailed’ Into Working With Dr. Luke

Kelly Clarkson goes off on Dr. Luke in radio interview. More »

Sony Is ‘Legally Unable’ To Free Kesha

Sony explains why it can’t just #FreeKesha. More »

Kesha And Dr. Luke Prepared Statements For You

Kesha and Dr. Luke are back to confuse the hell out of everybody. More »

So Here’s Video of Kesha Denying Dr. Luke Raped Her

TMZ has video of Kesha denying Dr. Luke raped her.  Gee, I wonder who sent them that. More »

Dr. Luke Couldn’t Have Raped Kesha Because His Mom Was A Feminist?

Dr. Luke denies he raped Kesha on Twitter but mostly makes himself look way more guilty. More »

And Now Back To Kesha Said, Dr. Luke Said

I’m going to start myself off in a hole here, and see how far I can climb myself out or dig myself even deeper as I do. Kesha’s stint in rehab for an “eating disorder” has always seemed sketchy as shit. Especially when her mom checked in with her for “PTSD” which now seems even… More »

Kesha Sues Dr. Luke For Sexual Assault

Kesha looks unfortunate in swimsuits – Bear with me! – but that doesn’t mean she, or any woman, should ever be the victim of the shit she’s suing her producer Dr. Luke for allegedly doing. TMZ reports:

According to a new lawsuit — obtained by TMZ — Kesha claims Dr. Luke was abusive… More »

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That’s all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying that, but he just looked right… More »

Kesha Looks Remarkably Un-Kesha-Like

Originally, the title of this post was going to be, “STFU, That’s Not Kesha,” because for the most part, Kesha (The dollar sign’s where demons hide and won’t let you eat.) looked almost nothing like Kesha. But then as you progress through the gallery, the gold tooth starts taking over which is why it’s always… More »

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »

Ke$ha Has An Eating Disorder Because Her Producer Called Her A Refrigerator

Over the weekend, Ke$ha announced she’s checked into rehab for an eating disorder which apparently is the result of her producer Dr. Luke saying she looks like a “fucking refrigerator.” So here’s that while I cross out, “Girl, I want to put cold cuts in you like a Kenmore,” from my list of pickup lines… More »

The 2013 American Music Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day’s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.

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Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee

On Tuesday’s episode of Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha drank her own pee because, at heart, she’s always been a demure, proper lady of Victorian sensibilities. Unfortunately, the Parents Television Council felt differently and demanded ala carte cable subscriptions yesterday because people shouldn’t have to pay for MTV just to watch The Weather Channel. More »

Ke$ha Thinks She’s Gwyneth Paltrow

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the premiere of Iron Man 3 in an insane side-butt outfit that made everyone talk about Gwyneth Paltrow because, cuntery aside, she is an attractive woman in remarkable shape. Ke$ha, on the other hand, tried to pull off a similar look at the Billboard Music Awards and… More »

Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp, That’s The Only Way To Read This

Apparently Ke$ha and Johnny Depp shared a tender moment at a recent benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy. And by tender moment I mean she thought they were fucking inside each others’ eyeballs while he kept silently wondering if he was seeing frog people again. Via tooFab:

“Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex… More »

Ke$ha Was Forced To Sing ‘Die Young,’ You Guys. They Made Her Do It!

Yesterday, we learned that Ke$ha’s latest single “Die Young” was yanked off the airwaves in light of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary which kind of made sense, I guess, even though the song is clearly about rock n’ roll cliches of partying like you might die tomorrow, leaving a beautiful corpse, yadda yadda yadda,… More »

Ke$ha’s ‘Die Young’ Pulled Off The Air Because.. Well, Yeah

Unfortunately not out of respect for talent and good taste, Ke$ha’s “Die Young” was pulled off the air in light of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, according to Page Six, because it repeatedly uses the words “die young” in the chorus, so I can see how someone might not want to listen to that. More »

Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back?

“Umm.. front? No, that can’t be right. Dammit.” – Every gynecologist looking at this

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NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting

Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should… More »

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