Posts tagged "Katherine Webb"

Katherine Webb’s Replacing Maria Menounos? BLASPHEMY

Here’s Katherine Webb on the set of Extra where she’ll supposedly be replacing Maria Menounos despite the fact her ass didn’t make me pour steaming hot coffee on my crotch while saying, “Hooooooooooooooooooly shit.” I just assumed that was the job description.

Counterpoint: Bewbs

The Superficial / April 24, 2014

Katherine Webb’s Boyfriend Thinks The Grammys Were ‘Demonic’

These Grammys? I don’t see it.
When we last gave a shit about AJ McCarron, he was throwing a hissy fit over everyone paying attention to Katherine Webb instead of how awesome he is at football, so it’s strange that it’s taken us over a year to write about him again. So here he i…

The Superficial / January 28, 2014

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,…

The Superficial / January 15, 2014

BEST OF 2013: Katherine Webb Became A Thing

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!
On January…

The Superficial / December 26, 2013

It’s Katherine Webb’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial

Joining the prestigious ranks of Jenny McCarthy and pre-Newsroom Olivia Munn who I could’ve sworn is a vegan, here’s Katherine Webb’s just released commercial for Carl’s Jr. Buffalo Blue Cheese Burger where she pretends to eat one in lingerie because every once in a while America makes me want to turn it around and forcibly…

The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Katherine Webb Wore Whatever The Hell This Is And Other News

- Apparently the redheads are reaching critical heat. [theCHIVE]
– England has more freedom than America does now. Let that sink in. [Lainey Gossip]
- Justin Bieber got his mom’s eye tattooed on his arm, so how long until he spits in it? A day? Couple hours? [Dlisted]
- Nicole Richie still looks half-okay i…

The Superficial / July 18, 2013

Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards

Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me…

The Superficial / June 10, 2013

These Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics Are Much Better

Earlier in the week we posted pics of Katherine Webb on the set of Splash, the celebrity div- you know what? You don’t want to know, that were okay provided you not once looked at her face. So here are way better ones because they’re almost entirely of her tits and ass as she bend…

The Superficial / February 22, 2013

These Aren’t The Katherine Webb Swimsuit Pics You’re Looking For

Katherine Webb is featured in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue but those pics are copyrighted the shit out of, so here she is on the set of Splash, the mid-season reality TV show about celebrities learning to dive in a pool Jesus Christ fuck this world. Except you’ll notice that while the rest of…

The Superficial / February 19, 2013

Kate Upton & Katherine Webb Unveiled The ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Last Night

Despite CBS being a puritanical boring-hole where shows only your mom watch go to live for 800 seasons, each year Sports Illustrated debuts the new swimsuit issue on Letterman, so here’s Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal and Alyssa Miller outside the Ed Sullivan theater where they did their best to keep their vaginas unpuffed

The Superficial / February 12, 2013

Katherine Webb Says No To Playboy, Is A Terrorist

In the early, heady days of 2013 when our current Internet champion was but a lowly hatchet-wielding hitchhiker in a K-hole, Katherine Webb ruled the day. Except she’s grown smug in her finery, too smug, for she has made proclamations to TMZ of not posing with her naked bits asunder in defiance of the way…

The Superficial / February 5, 2013

Katherine Webb’s In The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Calls Herself ‘The Anti-Kim Kardashian’

In case you haven’t heard by now, the suddenly Internet famous Katherine Webb will be in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and in an interview with has already dubbed herself “The Anti-Kim Kardashian.” Which is hilarious because as Todd over at IDLYITW points out, Katherine’s already the first model to break the rule…

The Superficial / January 15, 2013

AJ McCarron Threw A Hissy Fit Because Everyone’s Talking About Katherine Webb Instead of Football

Thanks to Brent Musburger’s pacemaker rocketing out of his penis during the BCS Championship, Katherine Webb became an instant Internet sensation which apparently pissed off her boyfriend, Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron, who thinks everyone should be talking about how awesome his football team is and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE! I’m sorry, baby, coach’s been riding…

The Superficial / January 10, 2013

Everyone Wants To Bang Katherine Webb

If you watched the BCS Championship game last night, you probably witnessed announcer Brent Musburger wisely telling America’s youth to become quarterbacks so they can bang chicks like AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb. Which some people considered creepy but Katherine Webb did not because she seriously only bangs quarterbacks. These are life lessons here. TMZ

The Superficial / January 8, 2013