Posts tagged "Kate Hudson"

Chris Martin’s Probably Banging Kate Hudson

Chris Martin and Kate Hudson were spotted at the beach together where she waved her ass in a bikini in front of his face because friends do that.

The Superficial / March 16, 2015

Golden Globes: Kate Hudson Gets Her Own Post

Most of you don’t come to this site to hear moving, “totally unprepared” acceptance speeches – We cry about those after hours. (OMG, Amy Adams, you guys.) – so here’s Kate Hudson looking goddamn fantastic at the Golden Globes last night because she’s single now and famous penises aren’t going to just fall right into…

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Kate Hudson’s Single

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:
“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents.”…

The Superficial / December 9, 2014

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman’s ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly:
Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside Wish I Was Here

The Superficial / September 22, 2014

Kate Hudson Makes Matt Bellamy Kiss Her Ass. Literally.

When we last saw Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini it was eh. Fortunately, here it is over the weekend where it looked so awesome Matt Bellamy had to kiss it in front of their kids. Which makes him a better father than I’ll ever be because no one’s exchanging money afterward or asking why…

The Superficial / June 23, 2014

New Kate Hudson Bikini Photos Will Never Compare To Old Kate Hudson Bikini Photos

Unlike last year, I’m not even going to pretend I’m not posting new photos of Kate Hudson in a bikini for the sole purpose of reminding everyone how awesome her ass looked in 2008. Which, holy shit, was six years ago. What the hell have I been doing with my life? *clicks back through site*

The Superficial / May 5, 2014

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do thi…

The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Owen Wilson Knocked Up A Married Woman

“Alright, me! Everybody clap.”
In an interview to promote Free Birds yesterday, Owen Wilson confirmed to Extra that he’s going to be a dad again, only this time with his married personal trainer because apparently knocking up chicks with husbands is the new hotness. In more important news, five years ago Owen Wilson used to…

The Superficial / October 15, 2013

I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom ha…

The Superficial / August 1, 2013

‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstrong. Lick My Butthole?’

Comedian April Macie stopped by Howard Stern on Monday where she recounted a tale about the time she went to a hotel party “five or six years ago” with Lance Armstrong who apparently is very open about asking women he just met to eat his anus. So right about now is where you want to…

The Superficial / May 22, 2013

Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again

These new Kate Hudson bikini pics don’t even hold a candle to the ones from 2008, but I’m going to post them anyway because I’m sensitive to the war crimes age and child birth commit on a woman’s body. Would you say to someone, “I’m sorry, you have a terrible disease, I can’t look at…

The Superficial / February 27, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty…

The Superficial / January 14, 2013

Goldie Hawn Got Wasted in London and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Hillary Duff clearly shot this video six months ago. [BuzzFeed]
- Country Girl goes to Hollywood, immediately whores out. [theCHIVE]
- Steven Seagal’s reality show might be complete bullshit after all. You don’t say. [Huffington Post]
- Will Smith cheated on Jada with this dude. (He didn’t.) [Dlisted]
- Andrew

Photo Boy / March 8, 2012

Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy Sure Showed Those Paparazzi

Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing celebrities taking the paparazzi’s picture as if those people don’t work around cameras all fucking day. “Oh, heavens no. Not photography! I’m going back to night school.” Even more ridiculous is when the celeb does something stupid that creates an even bigger scene by flipping off…

The Superficial / December 1, 2011

Kate Hudson Pulled a Britney

Here’s a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she’s giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy’s latest “muse.” (Ha, get it? Because he’s in that band? I’ll kill myself now.) It’s like she opened the door and went, “Wow, you really want this shot?

The Superficial / September 26, 2011

Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’

You and I both know there was only one way to present this news.
Via Matt Bellamy’s Twitter:
So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July.
Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, “Yes, yes, all according to plan…,” followed by maniacal…

The Superficial / July 14, 2011

Who *Isn’t* Giving Birth This Summer? Let’s Start There.

“There a baybee poppin’ out yet? Coulda sworn this is how y’all do it.”
Off the top of my head, this who’s given birth this summer, and I guarantee I’m going to forget at least five people because pretty much every celebrity with a uterus decided to see if it still works last fall: Natalie

The Superficial / July 11, 2011

Kate Hudson Exposes Her Pregnancy to Daylight and Other News

- Blake Shelton is going to bang Miranda Lambert for the entire month of May. [Popeater]
- Jonah Hill lost a bunch of weight for the 21 Jump Street remake. [Huffington Post]
– The British have officially given up on oral care forever. [Dlisted]
- Sean Penn’s hair wearing a weird shirt and shot at…

Photo Boy / April 28, 2011

Kate Hudson, Also Pregnant

This shouldn’t make Owen Wilson try to kill himself again. Us Magazine reports:
A source confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday, that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby.
“It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source reveals to Us.
In case…

The Superficial / January 12, 2011

Kate Hudson is implanty and other news

- Simon Monjack’s rep says he died of a “broken heart.” Wait. Was he not allowed in the Happy Feet sequel, too? [Popeater]
- Katy Perry hates Russell Brand. Seriously, no cleavage for the man’s premiere? [Huffington Post]
- M.I.A. says some crazy shit about Lady GaGa. [Dlisted]
- Britney Spears is still wearing bra…

The Superficial / May 26, 2010
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