Posts tagged "Kanye West"

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter …
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before …
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

Once you've written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here's Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it's not …
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the …
By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian's services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that's an exaggeration, here's Kim accepting an Austrian businessman's money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I …
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Is Kylie Jenner Dating Tyga? A Post With Kim Kardashian’s Nipple In It

There's a persistent rumor going around that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga, a 25-year-old rapper, which her family denies so you know it's definitely happening. And while that seems questionable as hell, you can see Kim Kardashian's nipples through her dress, so let's focus on that and let …
By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I've seen all day. - *remembers Stephen …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

"Guys, guys, please. I'm just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don't know how you always show up when I'm out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West, …
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday - Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in "The Apocalypse Scrolls." - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according …
By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014

Kim Kardashian Tackled In Paris By That Dude Who Punched Brad Pitt

While leaving a Fashion Week event in Paris, Kim Kardashian was reportedly tackled in the legs (link includes video) by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk who's apparently evolved from punching Brad Pitt in the face to doing God's work and taking out the garbage. A one-man army cleansed …
By: The Superficial / September 25, 2014

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of "Good Life." Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would …
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

When Kanye Says Stand, Don’t Give Him No Shit About No Wheelchairs

Because Kanye West is an egomaniacal man-baby, he lost his shit not once but twice in Australia during two separate shows where audience members didn't immediately stand up when he told them to. I mean, it's not like they were in a wheelchair or something, except, oh wait, they were. So …
By: The Superficial / September 15, 2014

Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his "vision" should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the …
By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

Kanye West: ‘My Dad Was A Paparazzo’

"Why does one of them keep yelling, 'I just want to see my granddaughter!' instead of taking pictures of my tits? Kanye? -- Kanye? So remember in The Empire Strikes Back when everyone finds out Darth Vader is Luke's father? This is sort of like that except way, way stupider because only hands …
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Time For Beyonce

We already know Kim Kardashian checked her phone during the Ferguson moment of silence at the VMAs and now comes word that she bailed before Beyonce's acceptance speech which, judging by the Internet's reaction to Beyonce's performance, practically makes Kim Hitler now. Assy Hitler. Hollywood …
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Kanye West Is Still Saying Celebrities Are Treated Like Blacks In The 1960s

That's marital rape, bitch. Of all the soundbites from Kanye West's GQ interview, the most ridiculous one was his claim that celebrities are treated like blacks in the 1960s. Because not a day goes by where Kanye isn't practically sprayed with a firehose, beaten with bricks, or hung from a tree.
By: The Superficial / August 7, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio "flicked" Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing …
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

Over the past few weeks, there've been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn't read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it's plunked $85 fucking million …
By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014

Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur

Kanye West is GQ's cover interview for the month of August, and so naturally that comes with a goldmine of quotes about how he's a blowfish, the Martin Luther King Jr. of celebrity rights, and married his dinosaur who's also a fighter jet or something. The main point is …
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014
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