Kanye West’s face is better than an ultrasound.
Kim Kardashian claims she understands what the fuck Kanye West is talking about which is impossible because not even he does.
For the few minutes she stayed, Kris Jenner acted like a bitch at Bruce’s Diane Sawyer interview viewing party, but don’t be fooled. The game’s afoot!
Jay Z’s streaming music service, TIDAL, has managed to bump both Spotify and Pandora into top spots on the iPhone revenue chart. All together: HAHAHA!
Amy Schumer pretended to trip in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the TIME 100 Gala, so there should be a rant coming any minute now.
Martha Stewart is Hindu? Yep, that was a cow worship joke, and it only gets worse inside.
Kanye West is breaking the Internet with truth just like teachers and cops. Sounds legit.
Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.
Kim Kardashian says she has sex with Kanye West 500 times a day. Sounds accurate.
Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde. If you’re about to click on this, you should probably question every decision you’ve ever made because chances are it was wrong as hell.
Anna Wintour wants to ban babies from the front row of fashion shows because of these two idiots.
Kanye is designing a video game about his mom’s journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they’re together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
Taylor Swift and Kanye West had a dinner date at Spotted Pig in New York City last night. Their BFF-ness is real.