Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Kanye West thinks he was oppressed in some way.
Hillary Clinton doesn’t even have to try anymore.
Kanye West’s face is better than an ultrasound.
Kim Kardashian claims she understands what the fuck Kanye West is talking about which is impossible because not even he does.
For the few minutes she stayed, Kris Jenner acted like a bitch at Bruce’s Diane Sawyer interview viewing party, but don’t be fooled. The game’s afoot!
Jay Z’s streaming music service, TIDAL, has managed to bump both Spotify and Pandora into top spots on the iPhone revenue chart. All together: HAHAHA!
Amy Schumer pretended to trip in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the TIME 100 Gala, so there should be a rant coming any minute now.
Martha Stewart is Hindu? Yep, that was a cow worship joke, and it only gets worse inside.
Kanye West is breaking the Internet with truth just like teachers and cops. Sounds legit.
Madonna says Kanye West is the ‘Black Madonna,’ so that should go over well and not spark 80,000 think-pieces on race relations.