Posts tagged "Kanye West"

What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom's journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2015

Kanye West Just Confirmed Tyga Is Dating Kylie Jenner

Kanye West accidentally confirms Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner after months of him and her family denying they're together. Also, he had to take 30 showers after dating Amber Rose before Kim Kardashian would touch him. Sex tape Kim Kardashian.
By: The Superficial / February 20, 2015

Taylor Swift & Kanye West Had A Dinner Date

Taylor Swift and Kanye West had a dinner date at Spotted Pig in New York City last night. Their BFF-ness is real.
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Stop. Bringing. Your. F*cking. Kid. To. Fashion. Shows.

Kim Kardashian brought North West to another fashion show where she acted exactly like a baby at a place it has no business being because of course these two are *those* parents.
By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out.
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Shirley Manson To Kanye West: ‘You’re A Complete Twat’

Shirley Manson has some words for Kanye West. Bring a change of pants.
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn't because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter…
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before…
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention,…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

Once you've written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here's Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it's not…
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the…
By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian's services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that's an exaggeration, here's Kim accepting an Austrian businessman's money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I…
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Is Kylie Jenner Dating Tyga? A Post With Kim Kardashian’s Nipple In It

There's a persistent rumor going around that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is dating Tyga, a 25-year-old rapper, which her family denies so you know it's definitely happening. And while that seems questionable as hell, you can see Kim Kardashian's nipples through her dress, so let's focus on that and let…
By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I've seen all day. - *remembers Stephe…
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

"Guys, guys, please. I'm just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don't know how you always show up when I'm out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West,…
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday - Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in "The Apocalypse Scrolls." - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according…
By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014

Kim Kardashian Tackled In Paris By That Dude Who Punched Brad Pitt

While leaving a Fashion Week event in Paris, Kim Kardashian was reportedly tackled in the legs (link includes video) by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk who's apparently evolved from punching Brad Pitt in the face to doing God's work and taking out the garbage. A one-man army cleansed…
By: The Superficial / September 25, 2014

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of "Good Life." Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would…
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014
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