Posts tagged "Josh Hartnett"

Amanda Seyfried & Josh Hartnett Were Banging This Whole Time

Amanda Seyfried has been quietly banging her way through Hollywood, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that Us Weekly reports she’s been banging Josh Hartnett underneath her taxidermy trophy wall since January. And I say no surprise, because like Amanda Seyfried, and now Josh Hartnett, I know you’ve never truly had an orgasm until…

By: The Superficial / March 8, 2012

Scarlett Johansson is in Jamaica

As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are no longer having sex with each other, yet for some reason the media has decided to portray this as a “separation” despite possessing the key characteristics of a marriage, but let’s not quibble over semantics. Anyway, Ryan is apparently seeking comfort with an ex,…

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2010

Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Has Nipples and Other News

- Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there’s a Poland’s Next Top Model. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Angelina

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2010

Josh Hartnett’s stomach is doing just fine

I don’t know if this qualifies as news, but Josh Hartnett was released from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center yesterday, where he had been hospitalized since Monday for a gastrointestinal problem. People reports:

“He’s fine,” his rep Susan Patricola tells PEOPLE. “They are running tests, which take time to get back and it’s a…

By: Superficial / April 3, 2009

Josh Hartnett hospitalized

Josh Hartnett was hospitalized early this morning after suffering abdominal pain, according to E! News:

Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont when he began “suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the West End of London during the production of Rain Man,” say…

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2009

David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?

Alright, ladies, there’s been an abundance of strippers today, so here’s two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who “allegedly” live…

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2008

Josh Hartnett doesn’t have a really awesome sex life

Josh Hartnett is suing the Daily Mirror for printing a story that alleges he had sex in a hotel library and was caught on CCTV. Here’s the supposed eye-witness report:

“Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2008