Posts tagged "Joseph Gordon-Levitt"

‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend know…
By: The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Paul Rudd Might Be ‘Ant-Man’

"Do I look like a tiny Wolverine with these sideburns?" "I don't know, Emile Hirsch." It seems like Edgar Wright has been working on an Ant-Man movie since before Robert Downey Jr. was even Iron Man which - *snorts, adjusts glasses* - is a REALLY long time.
By: The Superficial / October 15, 2013

Chuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts

In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that's happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11! Whenever Chuck Norris sits down to a keyboard and meticulously maneuvers whatever faggot alphabet it's made of - "It start…
By: The Superficial / September 11, 2013

How Much Douche Is In Jonah Hill’s Canoe Today?

A few weeks back, Jonah Hill gave a pissy interview to Rolling Stone where he got shitty with the writer and wouldn't shut up about how he's a serious actor now and no one else has ever transitioned from comedy to drama in the history of acting before so fucking recognize. This earned…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie

So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won't touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole.
By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

The Olsen Twins Just Had To Kill Heath Ledger:
A Review Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

If you've been living under a rock (I almost said "in a cave" but stopped myself) for the past 18 hours, 24-year-old James Holmes dyed his hair red, called himself The Joker and shot up a Colorado midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises after filling it full of homemade…
By: The Superficial / July 20, 2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Learns Cancer Is The New Marine Corps Ball

Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer - pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact - to upload a video to YouTube along with a blog post asking Joseph to grab a cup of coffee: As you might…
By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Christian Bale & Joseph Gordon-Levitt For Your ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Speculating

"Holy Spock eyes, Batman!" If you're trying to avoid any spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises now would be a good time to skip this post and possibly forget you just saw Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's characters filming a scene together in New York this morning. Are the…
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Scarlett Johansson is Banging Joseph Gordon-Levitt Now

Fresh off her five minute relationship with Kieran Culkin - Apparently she's not a fan of strip clubs which officially proves women don't make sense. I rest my case. - Scarlett Johansson is reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt now, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly. Which…
By: The Superficial / October 19, 2011