Posts tagged "Joseph Gordon-Levitt"

‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend known as Frank Miller. Three of those four were already covered…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Paul Rudd Might Be ‘Ant-Man’

“Do I look like a tiny Wolverine with these sideburns?”
“I don’t know, Emile Hirsch.”

It seems like Edgar Wright has been working on an Ant-Man movie since before Robert Downey Jr. was even Iron Man which – *snorts, adjusts glasses* – is a REALLY long time. Anyway, the movie’s set for…

By: The Superficial / October 15, 2013

Chuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts

In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that’s happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11!

Whenever Chuck Norris sits down to a keyboard and meticulously maneuvers whatever faggot alphabet it’s made of – “It start…

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2013

How Much Douche Is In Jonah Hill’s Canoe Today?

A few weeks back, Jonah Hill gave a pissy interview to Rolling Stone where he got shitty with the writer and wouldn’t shut up about how he’s a serious actor now and no one else has ever transitioned from comedy to drama in the history of acting before so fucking recognize. This earned him exactly…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie

So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won’t touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole. Which coincidentally was also…

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

The Olsen Twins Just Had To Kill Heath Ledger:
A Review Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

If you’ve been living under a rock (I almost said “in a cave” but stopped myself) for the past 18 hours, 24-year-old James Holmes dyed his hair red, called himself The Joker and shot up a Colorado midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises after filling it full of homemade tear gas for reasons police…

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Learns Cancer Is The New Marine Corps Ball

Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer – pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact – to upload a video to YouTube along with a blog post asking Joseph to grab a cup of coffee:

As you might recall,…

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Christian Bale & Joseph Gordon-Levitt For Your ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Speculating

“Holy Spock eyes, Batman!”

If you’re trying to avoid any spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises now would be a good time to skip this post and possibly forget you just saw Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s characters filming a scene together in New York this morning.

Are the nerds gone…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Scarlett Johansson is Banging Joseph Gordon-Levitt Now

Fresh off her five minute relationship with Kieran Culkin – Apparently she’s not a fan of strip clubs which officially proves women don’t make sense. I rest my case. – Scarlett Johansson is reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt now, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly. Which begs the question: Do Sean Penn’s old ma…

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2011