Posts tagged "Jonah Hill"

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

"Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good." Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we're dealing with a subset of people who aren't accustomed to not having their asses kissed or…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he's around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum's penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Channing Tatum Will Make Jonah Hill Kiss The Tip of His Penis One Day

Channing Tatum is GQ's cover interview for the month of June, yet all anyone seems to be talking about is how he openly admits to being a high-functioning alcoholic, and not how Jonah Hill made a bet where he gets to kiss the tip of Channing's penis.
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker's son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they're super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator! We…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

And Now A Brief Moment For Jonah Hill Eating Froyo

Posted by Photo Boy Regular readers of the site know that my bread-and-butter here is a post called The Crap We Missed, a feature I've been doing it for so long now that when I see something like Jonah Hill downing a bucket of frozen yogurt, knowing I'm not making a TCWM…
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here's the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you'll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora's cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Jonah Hill Just Died In Leo’s Arms The Other Night, It Must’ve Been Something He Said

"I wish I could tell you that Andy Dufresne fought the good fight, and that he didn't drown in that studio audience when Jonah Hill ejaculated. I wish I could tell you that, but when a man reaches that level of person nirvana - well, I suppose there's no limit to what might come out…
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014

Jonah Hill Got Nominated For Another Oscar

Now Leo has to ask HIM to the Sadie Hawkins Dance! [Ed. Note: You're goddamn right these are part two. - SW] Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN…
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014

One Of These People Had No Idea The Other Was Going To Be There, Try And Guess Which One

I'm not going to lie to you. If someone paid us to run an entire site that's nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio being forced to interact with Jonah Hill at movie premieres, we'd quit this bitch in a heartbeat. Photos: Getty, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / January 10, 2014

Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I'm going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn't a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren't a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2013

How Much Douche Is In Jonah Hill’s Canoe Today?

A few weeks back, Jonah Hill gave a pissy interview to Rolling Stone where he got shitty with the writer and wouldn't shut up about how he's a serious actor now and no one else has ever transitioned from comedy to drama in the history of acting before so fucking recognize. This earned…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’

Here's the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life's ambitio…
By: The Superficial / June 17, 2013

Jonah Hill Is A Serious Actor Now And You Will Address Him As Such

Last week Will and Jaden Smith gave what had to be the most pretentious, high-on-their-own-farts interview of the year while promoting After Earth. Except here's Jonah Hill who falls just a tad short of snatching the title, yet gives an impressive douchebag performance in Rolling Stone while promoting Thi…
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2013

Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This Is The End’

Here's the red band trailer for This Is The End, a movie about aliens (or the apocalypse) striking Hollywood and killing famous people playing themselves, so Masturbate 2: The Masturbavasion would've also worked. It's written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg who were promoting it heavily at Wondercon over the weekend where according…
By: The Superficial / April 2, 2013

‘Don’t Vote’ celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes

A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this "edgy" video encouraging young people to vote. Here's the YouTube summary: Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2008