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Hey, Remember When Jesse James Said Texas Is Safer Because It Has Fewer Gun Restrictions?

December 22, 2012:

“Since moving to Texas (a state with far less gun restrictions) I have not seen one dead body. have not experience any drive by shootings. My dogs are 100% different dogs now. I can now relax, and live life in this Free country. I have for the first time in

The Superficial | January 22, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock ‘Some Actress’

“Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.”

Jesse James’ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock on his new reality TV project American Chopper: The Build-Off by acting like she’s…

The Superficial | December 6, 2011 - 12:05 pm

Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women

Because acting like a high school senior is always the best way to prove how deep you are, Kat Von D wrote a Facebook note letting everyone know Jesse James cheated on her a record 19 times (They broke up again, by the way.) which makes me wonder if they were ever really in a…

The Superficial | November 14, 2011 - 9:50 am

Kat Von D & Jesse James Engaged Again (Read: Never Broke Up In The First Place)

Where do I begin?

Earlier today, Kat Von D’s show LA Ink was shitcanned by TLC which was interesting because she conveniently “broke-up” with Jesse James five days before this season’s premiere which we now know proves the show was desperate for publicity. I say all that, plus the sarcastic quotes back there,…

The Superficial | August 18, 2011 - 7:57 pm

Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D

In a shocking and not-at-all predictable turn of events, RadarOnline reports Jesse James was cheating on Kat Von D, so let’s just assume his dad beat him again:

According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, Calif. home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat…

The Superficial | July 28, 2011 - 10:40 am

Kat Von D Pulls a Paris Hilton, Walks Out of ‘Good Day LA’ Interview

Kat Von D was scheduled to appear on Good Day LA this morning, but instead decided to storm out after they mentioned her breakup with Jesse James even though she approved it in advance along with the clip of her getting his face tattooed on her back (Read: Her new season premieres Thursday so, of…

The Superficial | July 27, 2011 - 2:39 pm

Jesse James & Kat Von D Broke Up

Apparently it’s Shit Everyone Saw Coming a Mile Away Week because now Jesse James and Kat Von D have finally realized getting married is a monumentally stupid decision which is impressive for two people who consciously dress like they star in an off-Broadway production of Douchebag Bonnie & Clyde. E! News reports:


The Superficial | July 26, 2011 - 10:18 am

Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

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Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce.

Photo Boy | May 5, 2011 - 9:00 am

Jesse James Starts Over, Continues Looking Insane

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Jesse James took a page from the PR playbook and spouted quotes about “starting his life over” in an interview with People:

Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better…

Photo Boy | May 3, 2011 - 11:00 am

Jesse James Has More Nazi Pics

I was going to ignore these because, honestly, they prove nothing – especially compared to the first pic from last year – but Nazi-related photos featuring Jesse James and his West Coast Choppers bike shop have appeared online after disgruntled employees started Ex-Coast Choppers, a Facebook page to air their grievances. Which include Jesse James…

The Superficial | January 26, 2011 - 2:13 pm

Sandra Bullock Prepping Jesse James’ Kids For Their New Mommy

As if Sandra Bullock hasn’t taken a large enough Swastika to the ass through this whole ordeal, she now has the privilege of explaining to Jesse James’ kids that Kat Von D is going to be their mom now. Popeater reports:

“Sandra loves Sunny with all her heart and will always be in…

The Superficial | January 25, 2011 - 2:02 pm

Jesse James and Kat Von D Warned Sandra Bullock

Wow. They know not to smile for pictures that young? That’s actually impressive.

Just so nobody thinks Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple of assholes rushing to get married as soon as possible before they realize they’ve made a horrible mistake – Oh, wait. – the two were decent enough…

The Superficial | January 21, 2011 - 1:05 pm

Jesse James and Kat Von D Announce Their Engagement

Because clearly he’s an idiot for reasons too numerous to count here, Jesse James has officially announced his engagement to Kat Von D, but not before showing up at a high-profile event an entire week ago with a rock on Kat’s finger. So, my, what a complete surprise. People reports:

“You know sometimes…

The Superficial | January 20, 2011 - 11:56 am

Even I’m Offended By This

Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in…

The Superficial | January 17, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Probably Engaged

While attending the 2011 Art of Elysium gala Saturday night, Kat Von D was spotted with what looks like a diamond engagement ring on that put the following public Twitter exchange with Jesse James in perspective:

– Gettin pretty excited about tonights “Heaven” event for @TheArtofElysium! Got me a hot date too…

The Superficial | January 17, 2011 - 12:18 pm

Kat Von D & Jesse James Are Ready to Flaunt Now

Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to…

The Superficial | September 3, 2010 - 11:35 am

Jesse James is Getting Used

So I’ve been trying to figure out why the hell Kat Von D would tweet that she’s dating Jesse James only to “delete it” in a way that still made it visible to the entire Internet. Then I found out the fourth season of her show premiered last Wednesday right before she was conveniently spotted…

The Superficial | August 19, 2010 - 2:41 pm

Kat Von D Confirms She’s Banging Jesse James

After her people denied the two are more than just friends, Kat Von D apparently tweeted then untweeted today (Yet somehow it’s still there.) that she is in fact dating Jesse James which confirms reports from TMZ that they were “touchy-feely” in Vegas over the weekend.

So this either proves Kat Von D…

The Superficial | August 18, 2010 - 3:03 pm

Jesse James’ sister says he WAS abused

Smiling might not have been the best photo choice.

Jesse James’ sister has come forward to defend Jesse from accusations that he lied on Nightline about being abused by his father. E! News reports:

“I saw it,” she says. “I lived there with my dad, and he was very aggressive with Jesse…

The Superficial | May 27, 2010 - 11:39 am

Jesse James wasn’t abused, says step-mom


Janina James Coan, who was involved with Jesse’s dad since Jesse was 6, tells TMZ she was “appalled” by what Jesse said about Larry James during the “Nightline” interview.
Coan says, “Larry was the most caring father, the kindest father who would do anything for anybody. He loved Jesse to death and…

The Superficial | May 26, 2010 - 3:19 pm
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