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Bill Cosby Stripped Of Honorary Navy Title As More Women Come Forward

Some of you haven’t enjoyed my coverage of the Eric Garner decision, or racism in general, so in this post I not only believe that a black man is guilty of a crime, but also (slightly) question the motives of his alleged rape victims. It’s practically Christmas for your tiny little white dicks. Let’s roll! More »

Jerry Seinfeld Thinks He Has Autism

In an interview with NBC Nightly News last night, Jerry Seinfeld told Brian Williams he “believes” he has autism which naturally made the whole Internet gasp because somehow this is Jenny McCarthy’s fault. It has to be:

“I think on a very drawn-out scale, I think I’m on the spectrum,” said Seinfeld. “Basic… More »

Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape

I feel pretty confident saying that I will probably never post anything as epic and amazing as this anecdote Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. In fact, I’ll go so far to say it completely redeems him for Grown Ups AND Grown Ups 2. That’s right I went there. Transcribed… More »

We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress

So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated my nerd-boner later this afternoon. In the meantime, you’ll notice new posts already on the site, and to… More »

Madonna & A-Rod having crazy sex in Jerry Seinfeld’s mansion (I knew it!)

Jerry Seinfeld may be one of the richest entertainers alive, but apparently he’s always there for a friend. Even one who needs a private location to bang his undead mistress right after she announced her divorce. The Sun reports:

A Hamptons source said: “A-Rod arrived at the airport by helicopter and was whisked away… More »