Posts tagged "Jennifer Love Hewitt"

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

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For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll do anything…

Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of Matt Damon. Via Celebuzz:
I was reading an article,…

The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Don’t Look At The Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Gone Bad.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in hiding ever since the “birth” of her “child” in November. Except here she is debuting her new maternity line yesterday and, goddammit, what happened here? And before anyone accuses me of body shaming, I’ll have you know I’m (also) talking about her face. This is almost Britney Spears level…

The Superficial / April 2, 2014

Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Die Now

Posted by Photo Boy
US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt not only gave birth, but also secretly married her The Client List co-star Brian Hallisay, thus removing any further reason for her to continue living.
JLH Diary – Final Entry
It finally happened. All my years of carefully making my breasts the sole

Photo Boy / November 27, 2013

‘The Client List’ Got Canceled

Yup, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like this. Nailed it.
Thanks to getting lost in a Courtney Stodden wormhole yesterday, I forgot to post about The Client List being canceled because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fiance didn’t knock her up for his health. This here’s a long con. Deadline reports:
As we reported in June, Lifetime and…

The Superficial / November 5, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In.

For a while there, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pregnancy was kind of fun. She roped some poor sucker into marrying her, her breasts were getting bigger, there was something for everybody. But now she’s reached almost Kim Kardashian levels, possibly even purposefully – Case in point: Where the fuck did that come from? – so it&#8217…

The Superficial / August 22, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Giant Pregnant Breasts Are The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.9.13

Normally when Photo Boy takes a day off The Crap We Missed is replaced by some sort of sexy photos. I don’t have any of those, so here are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s giant pregnant breasts doing whatever the hell exercise this is. Is she planning on birthing her child in a ball pit? Is that…

The Superficial / August 9, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Definitely Pregnant

When Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her pregnancy while safely hidden away in Europe, I just assumed she’d return home with a loaf of French bread swaddled like a baby. So imagine my surprise to see her at a Disney event over the weekend pregnant as shit which means somewhere there’s a mannequin with the word…

The Superficial / July 15, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged Now, Too

Apparently this announcement was a two-parter because now Us Weekly is reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay are engaged which is kind of the whole point of using your vagina as a bear trap. Not to mention, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a problem landing an engagement, it’s the everything between that decisio…

The Superficial / June 5, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant

Welp, she finally trapped a man. There’s no running away now, mister! MUAHAHAH- Oh, right planes exist. Us Weekly reports:
“We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along.
The couple began dating 15 months ago after…

The Superficial / June 4, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Freezing Her Eggs, Probably Not A Bad Idea

Jennifer Love Hewitt is an attractive woman with phenomenal breasts that may or may not be worth $5 million, yet somehow she’s crazy enough that men apparently won’t ejaculate into her vagina without a condom on. So ever the eternal optimist, she’s now contemplating freezing her eggs in hopes that she’ll.. reverse age and not…

The Superficial / March 15, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks Her Breasts Are Worth $5 Million

Some people will say Holly Madison has absolutely nothing to offer humanity as a whole, but that’s not true because she insured her breasts for $1 million so now other women feel threatened by that and have to say their tits are worth more. A situation I like to believe we’re all richer for, so…

The Superficial / March 11, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Totally Looks Like This

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover of Shape that’s so blatantly Photoshopped, I’ll genuinely be offended if it wasn’t made for the sole purpose of weeding out replicants.
“Is this a real woman?”
“Perfect. I’ll be shooting you in the face now.”
Photo: Shape

The Superficial / February 13, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Woman Apparently

I know absolutely nothing about The Client List except that it involves Jennifer Love Hewitt giving dudes handjobs, so I guess you could say I know absolutely everything you could possibly ever want or need to know about it. And now I know that she apparently makes music videos for it where she swings her…

The Superficial / February 6, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Likes To Play Dress Up And Other News

- Jennifer Aniston is selling the British Internet now. [Lainey Gossip]
– The man who played Kinsey thinks there’s too much sexuality in the media. Yup. [Dlisted]
– Nobody tell these girls how clothes are supposed to work. Seriously, I mean it. [theCHIVE]
– Cue Quentin Tarantino applying to be LeAnn Rimes’ new driver. [Just

The Superficial / January 7, 2013

And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress

“You’ll marry me won’t you, leftover Chinese I found this morning? Yes, yes, you will.”
I need to come clean with you guys. This isn’t a post about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s acting, it’s about her breasts. I know that seems out of place for a site like this, but I just couldn’t look at myself…

The Superficial / November 19, 2012

Good Morning, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra I Can Totally See, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
– So, what Daniel Day Lewis is saying is, it’s cool to shit all over a senile elderly person as long as it’s done with a charming Irish lilt. Got it. [Lainey Gossip]
– These girls lost a bunch of weight and would now love for strangers to see them i…

Photo Boy / November 12, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt Or Marilyn Monroe?

Photos: Fame/Flynet, RAAK/AKM-GSI, Splash News

The Superficial / June 8, 2012

You’ll Never Break Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spirit

Jennifer Love Hewitt might be constantly in the press for openly fantasizing about men way out of her league and/or eating cheeseburgers, but this is a confident, independent woman we’re talking about who’s not afraid to communicate via tank tops that she’ll never stop slathering herself in vanilla extract until one of the three rings

The Superficial / May 31, 2012
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