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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

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For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of Matt Damon. Via Celebuzz:

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Don’t Look At The Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Gone Bad.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in hiding ever since the “birth” of her “child” in November. Except here she is debuting her new maternity line yesterday and, goddammit, what happened here? And before anyone accuses me of body shaming, I’ll have you know I’m (also) talking about her face. This is almost Britney Spears level… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Die Now

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US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt not only gave birth, but also secretly married her The Client List co-star Brian Hallisay, thus removing any further reason for her to continue living.

JLH Diary – Final Entry

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‘The Client List’ Got Canceled

Yup, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like this. Nailed it.

Thanks to getting lost in a Courtney Stodden wormhole yesterday, I forgot to post about The Client List being canceled because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fiance didn’t knock her up for his health. This here’s a long con. Deadline reports:

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Anyone Seen That Leather Couch I Ordered?

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stomach Sticks Out Farther Than Her Breasts. Pack It In.

For a while there, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pregnancy was kind of fun. She roped some poor sucker into marrying her, her breasts were getting bigger, there was something for everybody. But now she’s reached almost Kim Kardashian levels, possibly even purposefully – Case in point: Where the fuck did that come from? – so it’s… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Giant Pregnant Breasts Are The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.9.13

Normally when Photo Boy takes a day off The Crap We Missed is replaced by some sort of sexy photos. I don’t have any of those, so here are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s giant pregnant breasts doing whatever the hell exercise this is. Is she planning on birthing her child in a ball pit? Is that… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Definitely Pregnant

When Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her pregnancy while safely hidden away in Europe, I just assumed she’d return home with a loaf of French bread swaddled like a baby. So imagine my surprise to see her at a Disney event over the weekend pregnant as shit which means somewhere there’s a mannequin with the words… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Engaged Now, Too

Apparently this announcement was a two-parter because now Us Weekly is reporting Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay are engaged which is kind of the whole point of using your vagina as a bear trap. Not to mention, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never had a problem landing an engagement, it’s the everything between that decision… More »

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