Posts tagged "Jennifer Lawrence"

Ha! Isn’t Jennifer Lawrence Wacky?

Oh, that wacky Jennifer Lawrence. She’s just like us!

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Having Sex With Someone, Too, You Guys

On the heels of Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence revealing they’re still dating, Gwyneth Paltrow goes public with her new boyfriend, too, because ‘conscious uncoupling’ totally wasn’t a crock of shit.

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2015

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Are Still F*cking

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are apparently still dating.

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2015

ChloĆ« Sevigny Doesn’t Love Jennifer Lawrence?! BURN HER

Chloe Sevigny thinks Jennifer Lawrence is ‘crass’ and ‘annoying.’…

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

I know you’re still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn’t pat you on the head and say, “Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that’s so sweet,” but it’s time to bury the hatchet.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

“Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good.”

Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we’re dealing with a subset of people who aren’t accustomed to not having their asses kissed or their massive…

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she’d walk over to sign some fan’s autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I’m going to try and pin this on the fuckers at 4chan who hacked

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples Tried To Seduce Lorde

The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren’t imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she’s in the back seat of a car with Lorde. Her weird, oddly…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he’s technically still married to who also has a giant ego that’s about to get her face baked into a quiche. So let’s get this other with. Via…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin’s balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence’s vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it’s not like he can’t see her naked anytime he wan- what? We’re all thinking it. And I’m…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

So it looks like we’re going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by “hackers,” according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I have no idea who half of them are:…

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Still Has Chris Martin Whipped

Chris Martin’s consciously uncoupled life may seem awesome, and full of Jennifer Lawrence’s vagina, but at the end of the day, Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently still in control of his schedule. Which still affords him time to bang Jennifer Lawrence, so already this post is on shaky ground. We’re off to a good start. Daily

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Has Leaked Nudes (Yes, That Jennifer Lawrence)

UPDATE: Naked pictures? What naked pictures? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Baby Jesus’ birthday isn’t until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, “Eh, fuck it, Labor Day’s close enough,” because here are leaked nude photos that popped up on reddit and are ALLEGEDLY (If I…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Bikini, Nominates Chris Martin

With the exception of Katy Perry, and probably a few others I’m too lazy to Google, most celebrities recognize this is for charity and have been keeping their Ice Bucket Challenges relatively tame which is probably why I hate them so much. Except here’s Gwyneth Paltrow doing hers in a bikini because she has the…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014
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