Posts tagged "Jennifer Lawrence"

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

"Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good." Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we're dealing with a subset of people who aren't accustomed to not having their asses kissed or …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

Here's Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she'd walk over to sign some fan's autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I'm going to try and pin this on …
By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples Tried To Seduce Lorde

The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren't imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she's in the back seat of a …
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he's technically still married to who also has a giant ego that's about to get her face baked into a …
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin's balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence's vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it's not like he can't see her naked …
By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening

So it looks like we're going to do this every weekend now because Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne are your latest celebrities to have nude photos leaked online by "hackers," according to Gawker, who also reports a bunch of other people were in this batch except I …
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Still Has Chris Martin Whipped

Chris Martin's consciously uncoupled life may seem awesome, and full of Jennifer Lawrence's vagina, but at the end of the day, Gwyneth Paltrow is apparently still in control of his schedule. Which still affords him time to bang Jennifer Lawrence, so already this post is on shaky …
By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge …
By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Has Leaked Nudes (Yes, That Jennifer Lawrence)

UPDATE: Naked pictures? What naked pictures? I don't know what you're talking about. Baby Jesus' birthday isn't until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, "Eh, fuck it, Labor Day's close enough," because here are leaked nude photos that popped up on reddit and are ALLEGEDLY (If …
By: The Superficial / August 31, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Bikini, Nominates Chris Martin

With the exception of Katy Perry, and probably a few others I'm too lazy to Google, most celebrities recognize this is for charity and have been keeping their Ice Bucket Challenges relatively tame which is probably why I hate them so much. Except here's Gwyneth Paltrow doing hers in …
By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Is Banging Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Chris Martin

"Who's gettin' GOOPed now, bitch? WHA?" Gwyneth Paltrow is a wound tight, meticulous of curator macrobiotic living filtered through a sexy, breezy pashmina that only costs $25,000, so any single, working mom can afford it. Jennifer Lawrence... well, Jennifer Lawrence doesn't give a fuck. She'll fart, burp, make a demon face …
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

Deveining Brett Ratner: A Review of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

In the past eight hours since I left the theater, I've put way too much thought into X-Men: Days of Future Past which is something you never, ever want to do with an X-Men movie because, holy shit, do these things fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. As for what I've …
By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014

Adriana Lima, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence: They All Wanna Piece O’ #BBare

Because my boy #BBare also comes in French Canadian (and Extra Crispy Ranch), the hardest, darkest rapper this side of Ontario-town took his show to Cannes where he worked his swampy magic on ALL da pussy startin' with Jennifer Lawrence who straight up had Da Hunga Games all up …
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Won The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Premiere

While X-Men: First Class was probably the best of the franchise (so far), almost every single line Jennifer Lawrence said was god fucking awful. However, after seeing literally everything else she's been in, it became pretty evident that it was either the script or the director's fault who may or may …
By: The Superficial / May 12, 2014

BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence Possibly Sh*tfaced In This Dress Where You Can Sort Of See Her Butt

Posted by Photo Boy The Internet's girlfriend, and unwitting target of Jack Nicholson's coke-fueled lust, Jennifer Lawrence, recently told Seth Myers she got so drunk she puked at an Oscars after-party. Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna‚Äôs after-party, and …
By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Has A New Trailer And It Is Much Better

Here's the official second trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which mops the floor with whatever the hell was going on in the first one simply by not making the movie look like it's about two Shakespearean actors wearing leather inside a laser tag. Which don't get me wrong, that's …
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night - Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. - so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling …
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Will Completely Lose Her Shit If You Tell Her A Spoiler

In case the Internet needed more proof that Jennifer Lawrence is its one, true love, here she is going absolutely fangirl while meeting Damian Lewis before proceeding to completely lose her shit after the Access Hollywood anchors tell her a massive Homeland spoiler. At one point, she's …
By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence’s Armpit Looks Like A Vagina, According To Jennifer Lawrence

In every photo like this, there's always a Cuba Gooding Jr. in the background whose night's just about to get started. Here's Jennifer Lawrence at the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night where she told Giuliana Rancic that her armpit looks like a …
By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014
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