Posts tagged "Jamie Foxx"

The Kardashians Have Breasts (And Some Stupid Joke Jamie Foxx Told)

Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie’s breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about?

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx Caught Holding Hands, Are Totally Doing It

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were holding hands? THEY FUCKIN’.

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate

Leonardo DiCaprio has taken special pleasure in shooing Justin Bieber away not only once, but twice this summer. Which is hilarious and awesome and why I even get up in the morning, but tends to lose its credibility when Leo himself tries to rap even though Justin Bieber has demonstrated that white people should never

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014

It’s Safe Now, Apollo Theater, John McCain’s Here

Last year’s Apollo Theater fundraiser ended in Jamie Foxx grabbing Katie Holmes‘ next to Colin Powell, so this year he had his work cut out for him. Fortunately, John McCain was on hand, and if there’s one thing Republicans love, it’s apparently dancing in the Hamptons. (I could’ve sworn it was chasing gays, blacks and…

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2014

Chris Brown Threw A Charity Kickball Game

Chris Brown just got out of jail for violating his probation from beating the shit out of a woman, so why wouldn’t Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra, Amber Rose, Christina Milian, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up to his charity kickball game? What does violence against women have to do with them? It’s not like…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Has A Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which shows right away that the filmmakers tackled the two villain problem from Spider-Man 3 by going, “What if we have a million villains?” To which a studio exec replied, “I like it, I like it. But hear me out, what if.. The Rhino’s also a…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Jamie Foxx Is 100% Not Banging Katie Holmes, According To Jamie Foxx

Back in August, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were spotted dancing together which led to rumors that he grabbed her ass and she turned him down for sex. Which made sense at the time because Tom Cruise probably rigged her vagina to explode if it isn’t fully clothed, and that takes a while to not…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2013

Jamie Foxx Grabbed Katie Holmes’ Ass, Yet She Didn’t Have Sex With Him? That’s Strange

“Grab. That. Woman’s. Ass.”
“I’m tryin’, Colin Powell, I’m tryin’.”

It’s been over a year since Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise, so allow me to be the voice of reason that says Jamie Foxx was well within his rights to borderline sexually assault the ex-wife of a former co-star. In fact, I’d…

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2013

!!SPOILER ALERT!! The New Spider-Man’s Going To Have Even More Gay Sex

Posted by Photo Boy

While I think comic books are cool and have spawned some decent flicks, I don’t really know much about them. I have no clue what it means for something to be “cannon,” or whether anything happening in these photos is some amazing reference to an issue where the author…

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

FIRST LOOK: Jamie Foxx As Electro

Here’s the first look at Jamie Foxx as Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which apparently is a clever ruse because clearly Spider-Man will be fighting Powder. But on a serious note for a minute, white face? You have no idea the hurt and oppression that brings up. To this day, there are still tow…

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2013

Paul Giamatti’s The Rhino in ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Because Black Electro Wasn’t Enough

“HOWAARRDDD!”

In case you thought the sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man was going to play it cool and not cram a bunch of villains in like Spider-Man 3 did, killing the franchise (I’m kidding. Tobey Maguire’s face did that. His stupid, stupid face.), surprise! Paul Giamatti is going to be The Rhino now…

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2013

I Want To Know Every Word Samuel L. Jackson & Jamie Foxx Said Here. Every Word.

“Motherfucker threw water on them?! DAAAMMNN.” (WINNER: Least Plausible Caption 2012)

What’s up, everybody? Thanks to my little schmoozing excursion to New York where I’ll let you decide whether I was Don, Pete or Roger Sterling (Trick Question: Cosgrove, bitches!), The Crap We Missed, our always reliable Most Important People comment generator hit…

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2012

Jamie Foxx Is Going To Be Electro in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel

“That’s right, Spider-Man, you ain’t the only one with two bitches. Wazzup?”

When news broke that Shailene Woodley was cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man sequel, it was rumored at the time that Electro would be the main villain which is apparently the case because it’s going to be Jamie

By: The Superficial / November 2, 2012

Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon!

Boy, Prince Michael looks just like his father. (His dad’s Ted from Hey Dude, right?)

While planning the Michael Jackson Forever Tribute concert in South Wales Saturday night, someone forgot to invite Justin Bieber essentially making the entire production a massive piss on the man’s grave. Because if there’s one thing Michael would’ve…

By: The Superficial / October 10, 2011

Halle Berry sexually assaults Jamie Foxx

Thanks to the news-suck that is the MTV Movie Awards, I completely missed the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards on Saturday where Halle Berry mauled Jamie Foxx’s face after presenting her the “Decade of Hotness” award. Not only that, she went in for the crotch grab thus permitting Jamie to get a handful of…

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2009

Rihanna can’t quit Chris Brown

- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won’t because I’m a gentleman – which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam]

- Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that’s why he said…

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus not cool with Jamie Foxx

Billy Ray Cyrus isn’t thrilled with Jamie Foxx’s suggestion that 16-year-old Miley Cyrus make a sex tape. While Jamie apologized on Leno, Billy Ray voiced his opinion on The Bonnie Hunt Show today. Via Us Magazine:

Billy Ray says, “It was hurtful. There wasn’t nothing funny about it. And, quite frankly, I think if…

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2009

Jamie Foxx apologizes to Miley Cyrus

Appearing on Tuesday’s The Tonight Show, Jamie Foxx apologized to Miley Cyrus for suggesting she make a sex tape and do heroin during a segment on his radio show. E! News reports:

“I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere,” he began. “I am a comedian, and you guys know…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2009

Jamie Foxx tells Miley Cyrus to make a sex tape

Jamie Foxx had words for Miley Cyrus on his Sirius show when a caller complained about her wanting to ruin Radiohead’s career because they wouldn’t talk to her at the Grammys. E! Online reports:

“Who is Miley Cyrus?” an incredulous Foxx, who has a teenage daughter of his own, said. “The one with all…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2009