Posts tagged "J.J. Abrams"

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here's the "George Lucas Special Edition" trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could've been worse. Way,…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn't plan on posting much today - *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* - but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. - *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to…
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Has A Title

SPOILER ALERT: The Force takes naps. Just like 98% of the cast does. Adding... If all of this is completely underwhelming news, here's a story about how Freddy Krueger got Mark Hamill the role of Luke Skywalker because every actor slept on another actor's couch in the 70s. They won't tell…
By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014

Harrison Ford Basically Destroyed ‘Episode VII’

"Do I look like a guy who won't break his leg to get out of this thing?" A little less than two weeks ago, word got out that Harrison Ford broke his ankle after tripping over the door to the Millenium Falcon (No, really.), but everyone seemed optimistic he'd be back…
By: The Superficial / June 24, 2014

George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas' son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels. “He’s constantly talking to J.J.
By: The Superficial / October 8, 2013

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify Alice Eve’s Boobs

Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve's breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn't trip over themselves fast enough to apologize for showing them in Star Trek Into Darkness? You don't and did nothing…
By: The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here's a…
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2013

Carrie Fisher Confirms She’s In ‘Star Wars: Ep. VII’

Last week, Carrie Fisher was hospitalized after going bananas on a cruise ship, and before that, her publicist had to issue a statement telling everyone not to listen to a word Carrie Fisher says about Star Wars: Episode VII which should qualify her for real this time confirmation about playing Prince…
By: The Superficial / March 6, 2013

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Is Going To Have A Lot of Old People In It

Last week, Latino Review reported that Harrison Ford is officially in talks to be in Star Wars: Episode VII which was initially dismissed as a rumor. Except yesterday Mark Hamill confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that the filmmakers have been reaching out to the original cast because Old Spock…
By: The Superficial / February 21, 2013

Walter Bishop Might Be Your New ‘Star Wars’ Villain

"I was thinking, Agent Dunham, what if this Death Star served custard?" So another day, another wildly speculative item about this war in the stars I you kids can't enough of. This time around io9 is reporting that John Noble, or Walter Bishop on Fringe which probably still means nothing to you…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2013

J.J. Abrams Is Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

"HRRRMMM. LERNNS FLERRR?" So remember when I said Matthew Vaughn is directing Star Wars: Episode VII? Forget all that because it's J.J. Abrams. J.J. Abrams is directing Star Wars on top of Star Trek which has to be the nerd equivalent of letting a Gobot fuck a Transformer. The Wra…
By: The Superficial / January 24, 2013