Posts tagged "Howard Stern"

Louis C.K. Apologized To Sarah Palin, But Not Really

Louis C.K. told Howard Stern about his apology to Sarah Palin at the SNL 40 afterparty. Then they both talked about how they want to fuck her.

By: Photo Boy / April 16, 2015

Chet Haze Has Beef With Howard Stern

Tom Hanks’ rapper son, Chet Haze, has beef with Howard Stern and I couldn’t possibly wound whiter writing this.

By: Photo Boy / April 1, 2015

Madonna Dated Tupac

Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act “gangsta” which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of quintessential Gwyneth Paltrow

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby

Instead of writing 27 different posts about Bill Cosby like I did yesterday, here’s everything that’s happened since his lawyer called Janice Dickinson a liar in one handy post even though at this point at least three more accusers will probably come forward along with footage of Bill Cosby walking out of a pharmacy with…

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing Will Arnett and completely bombed that shit. Although,…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Adam Levine Did Not Have Sex With Lindsay Lohan’s Vaginarrhea (Too Fancy? You’re Right)

Just like James Franco, Adam Levine found himself on Lindsay Lohan‘s handwritten list of celebrities she’s had sex with that somehow got sold to InTouch for currency that can be exchanged for cocaine. No one’s still quite figured it out. Anyway, just like James Franco again, Adam Levine wants to make it abundantly clear that…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Donald Trump Claims He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assume that’s part of the rich tapestry

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Jonah Hill Called A Paparazzo A ‘F*ggot’, This Jonah Hill Right Here

Jonah Hill looks like this whenever he’s around Leonardo DiCaprio and makes box office bets that end with him kissing Channing Tatum‘s penis which makes him one of the last people who should walk around going Alec Baldwin on the paparazzi. Which is exactly what he did over the weekend when he yelled, “Suck my…

By: The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Seth Rogen Hates The Shit Out of Justin Bieber

Now that we’ve spent almost the entire day looking at beautiful rich people in expensive designer clothes that doesn’t even cover their butt cracks, here’s Seth Rogen explaining to Howard Stern just how deep and palpable his hatred of Justin Bieber is. Via Huffington Post:

“I’ve met him a few times. He’s a…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible

Last week, during a promotional interview for his new album “White People Party Music“, Nick Cannon rattled off the names of five celebrities he slept with including Kim Kardashian and his wife Mariah Carey who sent him into his next interview with specific instructions on what to say about that shit. Via Gossip Cop:…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

You Don’t Masturbate To Your Porno, Farrah. Shut Up.

Because her relevancy is dwindling, but not enough that she still isn’t a complete sideshow, here’s Farrah Abraham on Stern yesterday where she tried to fart these two little bullshit gems into his mouth: 1. That her 100%, without question porno is a private sex tape that was leaked. And 2. That she sits around…

By: The Superficial / June 13, 2013

‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstrong. Lick My Butthole?’

Comedian April Macie stopped by Howard Stern on Monday where she recounted a tale about the time she went to a hotel party “five or six years ago” with Lance Armstrong who apparently is very open about asking women he just met to eat his anus. So right about now is where you want to…

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2013

Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now

“I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G”

Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that…

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2013

Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

Posted by Photo Boy

Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce.

By: Photo Boy / May 5, 2011