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Hugh Hefner Gave Girlfriends Quaaludes, Called Them ‘Thigh Openers’

According to Holly Madison’s new book, Hugh Hefner offered her Quaaludes the first time she met him and referred to them as “thigh openers.” Naturally, she moved in three weeks later. … More »

Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

Holly Madison reportedly contemplated suicide while living in the Playboy Mansion which is strange because old men’s penises always sounds like such a dream. More »

Holly Madison & Kate Middleton Are Totes Twins

After the world learned yesterday that her Royal Naked Majesty Kate Middleton was not only pregnant but hospitalized with morning sickness (Something in all my years of covering celebrity pregnancies I’ve never seen happen before or even knew was a thing. Then again I know next to nothing about the female anatomy. Wanna talk about… More »

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Are Engaged. Again.

“I knew you’d fly back to me, Amelia Earhart.”

The last time Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got engaged, she ditched him five days before the wedding, hocked her ring then went on Howard Stern and told everyone Hugh’s a never-nude that ejaculates at the drop of a wooden nickel. So how you… More »

We Get It, Holly Madison, You Look Great Pregnant In A Bikini (I’m Still Going To Look At You Though)

Here’s Holly Madison continuing to showcase how awesome she looks pregnant (Yoga, ladies. yoga.) because the father of her baby is currently on trial for bribery and embezzlement, so it’s important to let other dudes know she’s totally going to bounce back from this kid business. In fact, it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea… More »

Holly Madison Doing Yoga Isn’t Politics

I’ve been going a tad heavy on the politics today, so here’s pregnant Holly Madison in a sports bra doing yoga because it works which has absolutely nothing to do with last night’s debate. Although, she is an unwed mother and according to nine out of 10 governors with women in binders, it’s only a… More »

Pregnant Holly Madison In A Bikini And Other News

- How Blake Lively pulled off getting Ryan Reynolds to marry her and probably knock her up. [Lainey Gossip]

– If it isn’t a given by now, this link is full of hot chicks. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart says everything with Twilight is going to be “totally fine.” [Dlisted]

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Holly Madison’s Adopting A Baby

Because Hugh Hefner might die before he takes a break from banging younger runaways willing to change a diaper for a buffalo nickel, Holly Madison is in the process of adopting a baby, according to In Touch, who’s apparently going to buy all this busy theater actress talk:

Holly faults her trying schedule,… More »

Holly Madison Has Breasts, Beer And Other News Items Of Lesser Importance

“Yes, drink my elixir,” thought Oliver Stone. “Drink ALL of my elixir…”

- Mikey Welsh of Weezer predicted his own death. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Jared Padalecki knocked his wife up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Theroux’s ex is basically Jennifer Aniston now. [Dlisted]

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Holly Madison Insured Her Breasts For $1 Million

In what has to be a shining triumph of the human spirit, Holly Madison has insured her fake breasts for a whopping $1 million through Lloyd’s of London, according to People:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be… More »

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