Posts tagged "Halle Berry"

Olivier Martinez Assaulted An LAX Employee. With This Carseat.

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Above is a photo taken of Olivier Martinez with Halle Berry and the kids either just before or after he shoved the carseat he’s holding into an LAX employee’s chest, knocking him to the ground. That links to a video as well where they casually walk away and get into a…

Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Halle Berry’s Pregnant, Is 46-Years-Old

So remember when Halle Berry said she’s related to Sarah Palin? Apparently they might be having something else in common. TMZ reports:
Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may…

The Superficial / April 5, 2013

Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez Seem Like A Stable Couple

When we last left Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, they had just finished beating Gabriel Aubry’s face into the pavement for being a dick and dropping off Nahla early on Thanksgiving like they asked. So here they are getting in a fight with the paparazzi at LAX last night and making it very clear which…

The Superficial / April 2, 2013

‘Morning, Halle Berry In A Bikini, And Other News

- James Franco wants everyone to know he’s cool with Anne Hathaway now, so you can all stop the hating now because clearly it was entirely about that. [Lainey Gossip]
- Real Housewives kills another marriage. It’s almost as if it’s an entire show about gold-digging, but no, that can’t be right. [Dlisted]
– Bareback…

The Superficial / March 27, 2013

Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she’s agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo:
She was appearing on “The Tonight Show” where she said she agreed…

The Superficial / March 12, 2013

BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole

Halle Berry is a goddamn crazy woman, but if there’s one thing college taught me about them, it’s that every once in a while that crazy pays off. Although, for Movie 43 director Peter Farrelly it wasn’t so much drunken sex with Marilyn Manson playing in the background causing him to jump out a window…

The Superficial / January 24, 2013

So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended

Despite Oliver Martinez punching his beautiful French Canadian face into a Picasso, Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry surprisingly reached a speedy agreement yesterday that will allow Gabriel to still see his daughter Nahla which means Halle Berry is dead. She died. That’s the only way this could’ve happened. RadarOnline reports:
According to sources connected to…

The Superficial / November 30, 2012

Gabriel Aubry’s Face Looks Like This Now

In case you were wondering just how badly Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of Gabriel Aubry’s face, it was this bad and the reaction you’re looking for is “SACRE BLEU!” And just looking at these photos explains how he was able to obtain a restraining order against Olivier along with Gabriel’s side of…

The Superficial / November 27, 2012

Olivier Martinez Defended Halle Berry’s Breasts’ Honor From Gabriel Aubry’s Face

In case you haven’t heard by now, Halle Berry’s fiance Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of her ex Gabriel Aubry’s face after the two got into a fight on Thanksgiving morning when Gabriel dropped off Nahla, so right off the bat you know Halle made this all happen by standing on a balcony…

The Superficial / November 26, 2012

Halle Berry & Sarah Palin Are Related

We already know Halle Berry is batshit crazy, but what we didn’t know is that it apparently runs in the family. Extra reports:
“You wanna know who I’m related to?,” said Berry. “Sarah Palin… That’s what I said! Ah!”
She added, “In some twisted way… somebody sent me this information that she was my distant…”…

The Superficial / October 16, 2012

Gabriel Aubry is Suing Halle Berry For Child Support And Lawyer’s Fees

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Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn’t) and assaulting a nanny (he didn’t), he’s now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer’s fees and child support. Via TMZ:
Gabriel Aubry is asking the judge i…

Photo Boy / May 4, 2012

Halle Berry Seems Reasonable

When we last left Halle Berry she was in the middle of making it look like Gabriel Aubry assaulted their nanny so she could strip him of visitation rights which absolutely no one bought including the judge. Since then there’s been a legal circus that’s so far resulted in their daughter Nahla being ordered to…

The Superficial / February 9, 2012

Halle Berry’s Trying To Make Gabriel Aubry Look Like He Beats Their Nanny Now

Before we get started, I should probably correct a previous post that said Olivier Martinez proposed to Halle Berry. Turns out a jeweler made the whole thing up, so just assume the rest of this post is why Olivier’s biding his time in Chocolate Boobie Wonderland before plotting his escape. On that note…
Gabriel Aubry

The Superficial / January 24, 2012

Halle Berry Is Engaged

Despite the fact Halle Berry launched an insane public custody battle where she basically called Gabriel Aubry a racist for fathering a child with her only to turn around and go, “Just kidding! Tee-hee!” when he produced recordings of her going batshit on his voicemail, Olivier Martinez has decided to propose to her anyway because…

The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Halle Berry Wore a Bikini For Her Birthday

This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. — From the front anyway. Granted, Halle’s only had one kid to Heidi&#8217…

The Superficial / August 15, 2011

What’s Up, Halle Berry? and Other News

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- The Situation is getting his own spin-off series. As are Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki. Thank god, because I can’t imagine going a whole summer without knowing how many penises got barfed on at some beach house. [Popeater]
- Rob Lowe was on a “dry run” flight with one of…

Photo Boy / May 4, 2011

Halle Berry: ‘Did I Say Racist? Whoops!’

Halle Berry has apparently been talked down and now realizes calling Gabriel Aubry a racist in the press might not have been the most constructive move in their custody battle – or she’s a race-traitor. You can read into this however you like. Via RadarOnline:
“I think Halle started realizing that things were getting out…

The Superficial / February 16, 2011

Halle Berry: ‘My Baby is Black. Black as NIGHT.’

Halle Berry continues to turn her custody battle into a massive race fight with Gabriel Aubry by stating her baby is black in a new magazine interview. Via TMZ:
Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.&#8221…

The Superficial / February 8, 2011

Gabriel Aubry: ‘You Call My Baby White, Oui, No?’

Continuing with her Gabriel Aubry is a racist theme despite Kim Kardashian already being an assload of evidence, sources close to Halle Berry are claiming Gabriel used to go “nuts” whenever he read reports that called their daughter black, according to TMZ:
Whenever Gabriel would read a story about Nahla that referred to her a…

The Superficial / February 4, 2011

Kim Kardashian is ‘Extremely Unhappy’ About Halle Berry Custody Fight

Ever since Kim Kardashian was dragged into the Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry custody battle, I’ve been amazed at how long it’s taken her to jump all over an opportunity to wedge her ass into the press. Then again, I always forget focus groups take a while. Anyway, here she is via Chicago Sun-Times:
I’ve…

The Superficial / February 4, 2011
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