Posts tagged "Gwen Stefani"

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

That’s Gwen Stefani’s Nipple

While breastfeeding her son. Should I have mentioned breastfeeding her son upfront? That’s Gwen Stefani‘s nipple while breastfeeding her son. Now you sit there staring out the window thinking about how that didn’t even stop you. You barely hesitated. What are you doing with your life?

Photos: AKM-GSI

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Gwen Stefani’s Pregnant Selfie Should Go Over Well

Maria Kang was literally run off of Facebook for daring to say diet and exercise will make you thinner, so I really see the Internet responding well to Gwen Stefani‘s insane pregnant selfie. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s the physical success of other women. Can’t get enough of it. Even more amazing,…

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014

Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts!

If you follow this site carefully, you’re a god among man and beast alike, but also under the impression that I hate pregnant women and think they should be cast out to the city gates where there is much weeping and gnashing of whatever it is they eat. (Dreams? I’m going with dreams.) Except I…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Gwen Stefani Confirms She’s Pregnant, ‘No Shit,’ Says World’s Handsomest Blogger

Gwen Stefani just confirmed she’s pregnant with her third child to Us Weekly which seems gratuitous considering I already told the whole Internet she was three weeks ago because I saw her touch her stomach once. Granted, my only previous success was Reese Witherspoon after 18 months of not knowing women retain water – And

By: The Superficial / September 5, 2013

Gwen Stefani Is Probably, Definitely Pregnant For Real This Time. I Think.

So remember that time we said Gwen Stefani was pregnant and then clearly she had an abortion wasn’t? This time’s different. Maybe. For starters, Gwen Stefani is in Europe and if Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught us anything, it’s that pregnant women think they can hide in Europe because they forget their uterus is Maggie…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2013

So Remember That Time We Said Gwen Stefani Looked Pregnant?

Our bad. Or wait… *Googles “Do abortions give you crazy abs?”*

Yup, our bad.

Photos: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013

Gwen Stefani Is Obstructing Her (Probably Pregnant) Stomach

Posted by Photo Boy

Speculating on whether a woman’s pregnant or not might be the worst thing for anyone to do, which is exactly why it’s the subject of approximately 76.42% of our posts. So, here’s Gwen Stefani suspiciously wearing loose, flowing clothing and using things like purses and large automobiles to hide…

By: Photo Boy / May 31, 2013

So The Nanny Was Gavin Rossdale’s Sister. Awkward.

So remember when I posted pics of what looked like Gavin Rossdale grabbing the nanny’s ass? Turns out that’s his sister Soraya which Radar Online confirmed, so let it be known I’m man enough to own up to my mistakes. And that mistake is not accusing Gavin Rossdale of banging his own sister. We’re all…

By: The Superficial / November 29, 2012

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Look Like Two People Who Aren’t About To Get A Divorce

Here’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale leaving their son’s school yesterday, and if these two are seriously going to try to pull off the never-effective “Cheating? What cheating? Look at us together!” maneuver, it’s usually a good idea to make sure one of you isn’t visibly to the point of tears while brandishing a dog…

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2012

So Gavin Rossdale’s Probably Banging The Nanny (UPDATE: Or His Sister)

While Gwen Stefani‘s in the middle of a No Doubt tour to promote their reunion and new album, here’s Gavin Rossdale hiking with the nanny and his kids on Sunday and I’m pretty sure that’s his hand casually touching her ass. Which is usually what happens when you’re a paranoid, yet awesome assed, control freak…

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini

As promised.

Let’s make this a party. Here are the other Great Bikini Butts of 2012, and even after Gwen (42, by the way), my money’s still on Leighton Meester, so let’s start birthing all our babies in prisons. Our children will thank us.

By: The Superficial / August 10, 2012

Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say Voices In Her Head

“Mmm… tastes like foundation.”

Gwen Stefani is the cover interview for Harper’s Bazaar September issue where she talks about her love of constantly wearing makeup, mostly to keep Gavin Rossdale happy lest he finally learn she’s really Doctor Doom underneath. (I’m onto you.) Via Us Weekly:

“I’ve always been a girl…

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2012

Gwen Stefani’s Wax Statue Is Freakishly Accurate

If there’s ever been any criticism of Gwen Stefani, it’s that she wears way too much makeup and after seeing how freakishly accurate a massive pile of shiny, caked-on wax looks like her, I don’t see how you can say she doesn’t. Case in point, a horned up version of myself from 1998 just traveled…

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2011

So, Gwen Stefani Wears Thongs

Full Disclosure: I would pay money to see that kid’s face in this photo.

Here’s Gwen Stefani celebrating Memorial Day in Malibu on Monday where she apparently wore a skirt that becomes transparent in the sunlight which it looks like her friends try to warn her about, only to have her stand there…

By: The Superficial / June 1, 2011

The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala

Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here’s the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they’re literally moments away from watching Michelle Rodriguez drink 85…

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2011

Gwen Stefani’s Missing Something and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

– Even Jennifer Aniston‘s dog couldn’t make a long-term commitment. [Popeater]

- Brad Pitt finds the most polite way to say that working with Terrence Malick was an awful decision. [Huffington Post]

– And speaking of awful decisions, Amy Winehouse is preparing for motherhood. [Dlisted]…

By: Photo Boy / May 17, 2011

Gwen Stefani in a Bikini

We’ve got an asshole-load of bikini photos to get to this morning, so let’s get Gwen Stefani out of the way considering these are technically only half of her in a bikini, and she’s either talking on the phone or parenting which are probably the two least sexy things a woman can do in front…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2011
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