BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
Holy Shit, Gwen Stefani Has Breasts!
If you follow this site carefully, you're a god among man and beast alike, but also under the impression that I hate pregnant women and think they should be cast out to the city gates where there is much weeping and gnashing of whatever it is they eat. (Dreams? I'm going with dreams.) Except I…