George Zimmerman

How’s George Zimmerman Doing In Our New Racist Paradise?

Could there be a more perfect time to be George Zimmerman? More »

George Zimmerman Maybe Got Punched In The Face Over Something

The George Zimmerman story has some holes in it. I’m so sorry. More »

George Zimmerman Made $120,000 Off The Trayvon Martin Gun #USA

Greatest country on earth. More »

George Zimmerman Tried To Auction Gun That Murdered Trayvon Martin

George Zimmerman tried to sell the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin on an online auction site. They took that shit down. More »

Meet Your New Pal George Zimmerman, Obama Tear Truther Cockfaces

Did you think Obama’s tears were fake during his gun control speech? Congratulations, you’re just like George Zimmerman. Have fun looking in the mirror. More »

George Zimmerman Retweeted Trayvon Martin’s Dead Body By Accident

George Zimmerman is a good Christian who would never retweet a dead body. Make one, but never retweet it. More »

George Zimmerman Tweeted Photo of Trayvon Martin’s Dead Body

Your second amendment mascot, America. More »

George Zimmerman Has Some Thoughts On The Virginia Shooting

George Zimmerman will bring subtle nuance to a grave tragedy now. Just kidding! He’s here to tweet racist Republican talking points. More »

George Zimmerman Painted The Confederate Flag Because Of Course

George Zimmerman painted the Confederate Flag to benefit a racist gun shop. You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. … More »

George Zimmerman Got Shot In The Face And Didn’t Die

George Zimmerman got shot in the face and walked away because this world is God’s toilet and He’s been eating a lot of bran lately. More »

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