Posts tagged "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Gets An Honest Teaser

Star Wars: The Force Awakens should be a hard sell after the prequels, but it’s probably going to make a bajillion dollars.

The Superficial | November 5, 2015 - 10:57 am

Harrison Ford In A Hot Dog Costume Talking About Star Wars, Anyone?

Harrison Ford wore a hot dog costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and talked about Star Wars: The Force Awakens because we’re living our best lives.

The Superficial | October 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

#BoycottStarWarsVII Was Trolling? So The Fuck What?

In defense of relentlessly mocking #BoycottStarWarsVII.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 9:52 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A New Trailer

The new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer is here, and good sweet goddamn Christ.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 8:23 am

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn.

The Superficial | July 13, 2015 - 1:25 pm

The New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Is What The Prequels Should’ve Been

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ has a new trailer and GOOD GOD.

The Superficial | April 16, 2015 - 2:28 pm

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here’s the “George Lucas Special Edition” trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could’ve been worse. Way, way worse. And to…

The Superficial | December 1, 2014 - 2:09 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn’t plan on posting much today – *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* – but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. – *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to Small Appliances* – So…

The Superficial | November 28, 2014 - 11:19 am

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Has A Title

SPOILER ALERT: The Force takes naps. Just like 98% of the cast does.
Adding… If all of this is completely underwhelming news, here’s a story about how Freddy Krueger got Mark Hamill the role of Luke Skywalker because every actor slept on another actor’s couch in the 70s. They won’t tell you to your face,…

The Superficial | November 6, 2014 - 12:27 pm

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:

Megan Fox

The Superficial | July 25, 2014 - 8:55 am

Harrison Ford Basically Destroyed ‘Episode VII’

“Do I look like a guy who won’t break his leg to get out of this thing?”
A little less than two weeks ago, word got out that Harrison Ford broke his ankle after tripping over the door to the Millenium Falcon (No, really.), but everyone seemed optimistic he’d be back in a few weeks.

The Superficial | June 24, 2014 - 1:18 pm

Harrison Ford Already Broke His Ankle On The Millennium Falcon

“I also went poop in R2-D2. Shh.”

In case you’re wondering how the original cast of Star Wars is doing on the set of Episode VII, they’re old and falling over everything. THR reports:

Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII.

The Superficial | June 13, 2014 - 9:59 am

Adam Driver Is Your New Darth Vader Person

So remember how Adam Driver from Girls was supposed to be Nightwing in Batman Vs. Superman? Just kidding. He’s the new Darth Vader guy in Star Wars: Episode VII. (Why didn’t I just say Sith when you know I absolutely know the word? I’m trying to touch a vagina, and never mind, it just ran…

The Superficial | February 27, 2014 - 1:01 pm

George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.
“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. Obviously J.J.

The Superficial | October 8, 2013 - 10:00 am

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the…

The Superficial | September 25, 2013 - 10:08 am

Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr.

Apparently most of Hollywood understands that the prequels were horseshit thanks to George Lucas writing, directing and making everyone act in a giant green-screen thunderdome while he sat on a couch because, according to Latino Review, Disney has already had meetings with Zac Efron AND Ryan Gosling for Episode VII because people who are obsessed…

The Superficial | July 25, 2013 - 10:29 am

There’s An Animated Version of Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Filibuster From ‘Parks & Recreation’

Above is an animated version of Patton Oswalt’s epic seven minute-long Star Wars filibuster from Parks and Recreation where he pitches his version of Episode VII that combines Star Wars and The Avengers along with X-Men, Spider-Man and all of Greek mythology because at this point, why limit yourself? Anyway, you may have read that…

The Superficial | May 20, 2013 - 12:19 am

WEEKEND NERDIOR: Patton Oswalt Edition

Patton Oswalt may have written an incredibly inspirational Facebook post the day of the Boston Marathon bombing, but he also did a bunch of nerd stuff this week that caters to people like me who already fear and loathe the outside world and wrote off humanity a long time ago, so let’s focus on that…

The Superficial | April 21, 2013 - 3:35 pm

Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War

If you haven’t heard by now, Disney made a surprise announcement at CinemaCon yesterday that there’s going to be eight million new Star Wars movies now, or one every summer starting with Episode VII in 2015 if you like factual numbers steeped in reality. According to io9, the game plan is to realize an “Episode”…

The Superficial | April 18, 2013 - 2:24 pm

Carrie Fisher Confirms She’s In ‘Star Wars: Ep. VII’

Last week, Carrie Fisher was hospitalized after going bananas on a cruise ship, and before that, her publicist had to issue a statement telling everyone not to listen to a word Carrie Fisher says about Star Wars: Episode VII which should qualify her for real this time confirmation about playing Princess Leia again as more…

The Superficial | March 6, 2013 - 10:58 am
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