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John Boyega Is Down With Making Finn & Poe Gay

John Boyega said he’s cool with it if Finn and Poe are gay. This guy is just collecting Internet scalps now.

Photo Boy | February 18, 2016 - 2:15 pm

The Kylo Ren ‘SNL’ Sketch Is Actually Worth Watching And Other News

The links stopped working in our excerpts, so get your ass in here until they’re fixed. It’s freezing out.

The Superficial | January 18, 2016 - 9:00 am

Men’s Rights Activists Think Their ‘Star Wars’ Boycott Actually Worked

Return of Kings is the MRA group that thinks they brought down Star Wars. They didn’t, but let’s have fun with this.

Photo Boy | January 5, 2016 - 12:34 pm

Aww Shit, It’s Star Wars Day

I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens and all you got are these Bad Lip Reading videos.

The Superficial | December 18, 2015 - 10:00 am

CARRIE. FISHER’S. BEWWWBS.

Always two, there are.

The Superficial | December 17, 2015 - 1:22 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Gets An Honest Teaser

Star Wars: The Force Awakens should be a hard sell after the prequels, but it’s probably going to make a bajillion dollars.

The Superficial | November 5, 2015 - 10:57 am

Harrison Ford In A Hot Dog Costume Talking About Star Wars, Anyone?

Harrison Ford wore a hot dog costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and talked about Star Wars: The Force Awakens because we’re living our best lives. …

The Superficial | October 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

#BoycottStarWarsVII Was Trolling? So The Fuck What?

In defense of relentlessly mocking #BoycottStarWarsVII.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 9:52 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A New Trailer

The new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer is here, and good sweet goddamn Christ.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 8:23 am

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn. …

The Superficial | July 13, 2015 - 1:25 pm

The New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Is What The Prequels Should’ve Been

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ has a new trailer and GOOD GOD.

The Superficial | April 16, 2015 - 2:28 pm

The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Special Edition Trailer Is Spot On

For a change of pace (Read: I need an easy punt between posts. Sue me.), here’s the “George Lucas Special Edition” trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens which really drives home why everyone geeked out over the return-to-basics feel of the actual trailer because that shit could’ve been worse. Way, way worse. And to…

The Superficial | December 1, 2014 - 2:09 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn’t plan on posting much today – *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* – but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. – *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to Small Appliances* – So…

The Superficial | November 28, 2014 - 11:19 am

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Has A Title

SPOILER ALERT: The Force takes naps. Just like 98% of the cast does.

Adding… If all of this is completely underwhelming news, here’s a story about how Freddy Krueger got Mark Hamill the role of Luke Skywalker because every actor slept on another actor’s couch in the 70s. They won’t tell you to…

The Superficial | November 6, 2014 - 12:27 pm

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:

The Superficial | July 25, 2014 - 8:55 am

Harrison Ford Basically Destroyed ‘Episode VII’

“Do I look like a guy who won’t break his leg to get out of this thing?”

A little less than two weeks ago, word got out that Harrison Ford broke his ankle after tripping over the door to the Millenium Falcon (No, really.), but everyone seemed optimistic he’d be back in a…

The Superficial | June 24, 2014 - 1:18 pm

Harrison Ford Already Broke His Ankle On The Millennium Falcon

“I also went poop in R2-D2. Shh.”

In case you’re wondering how the original cast of Star Wars is doing on the set of Episode VII, they’re old and falling over everything. THR reports:

Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII.

The Superficial | June 13, 2014 - 9:59 am

Adam Driver Is Your New Darth Vader Person

So remember how Adam Driver from Girls was supposed to be Nightwing in Batman Vs. Superman? Just kidding. He’s the new Darth Vader guy in Star Wars: Episode VII. (Why didn’t I just say Sith when you know I absolutely know the word? I’m trying to touch a vagina, and never mind, it just ran…

The Superficial | February 27, 2014 - 1:01 pm

George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.

“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII].

The Superficial | October 8, 2013 - 10:00 am

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the…

The Superficial | September 25, 2013 - 10:08 am
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