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Emma Watson Mentioned Feminism, Cue The Pussy Children Tantrum

Emma Watson remembered the time her dear, late friend Alan Rickman supported her feminist efforts, so naturally the Internet Wiener Brigade went to DEFCON Fedora. More »

Black Hermoine Granger Is Coming For Your Wives

Hermoine Granger is black now. Everybody freak out! More »

Here’s That Harry Potter Movie That Doesn’t Have Harry Potter In It

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find has an “announcement trailer,” because apparently that’s a thing now. More »

The Emma Watson Nude Photo Threat Was A Bullshit Marketing Stunt

Over the past few days, the Internet lit up with a story that members of 4chan were allegedly threatening to release nude photos of Emma Watson in retaliation for her speech on feminism at the U.N. It even got my attention because if this shit is true (which it wasn’t), it’s pretty fucked up. And… More »

On Emma Watson And The Shitheads Threatening Her With The Fappening

UPDATE: At midnight Wednesday ET, Rantic (which is apparently a fake marketing company) took credit for this viral stunt which was supposedly aimed to discredit and shutdown 4chan. I have no clue anymore.

Let me start out by defining my absolutely questionable relationship with The Fappening, so I look slightly less hypocritical here. More »

Good Morning, Emma Watson, And Other News

- Marvel apparently pulled a dump truck full of money up to Chris Evans’ house. [Lainey Gossip]

– Of course Johnny Depp is wearing Amber Heard’s engagement ring now. [Dlisted]

– Have you seen these boobs? Asking for a friend. [theCHIVE]

- Madonna is laughing! The Plague of Boils… More »

Good Morning, Hermione, And Other News

- Rooney Mara is your new Tiger Lily because why hire a real Native American? [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Lohan’s baby mama got busted for DUI. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday is the GIF compilation you need. [theCHIVE]

– Here’s a chick puking on Lady GaGa’s… More »

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:

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Emma Watson & The Two Other People Worth Looking At From The GQ Man of The Year Awards

Here’s Emma Watson wearing.. something to the GQ Man of The Year awards along with Alice Eve and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who I placed in descending order of hotness and showing of space-boobs below. And not because I’m saying Hermoine is hotter than them, but wearing a nun’s hat for a shirt to make a statement… More »

Why Does My Brain Think It’s Seeing Emma Watson’s Nipples?

Here’s Emma Watson arriving in France this morning where I’m either seeing right through the fabric of her dress or it’s a powerful wizard that makes me see phantom nips. I tried to ask Angelina Jolie what’s happening, but all she did was cry and use Asian children for tissues. It was crazy racist.
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Hermione, Rihanna And Pretty Much Anyone Who Knows Judd Apatow Are In ‘This Is The End’

Here’s the red band trailer for This Is The End, a movie about aliens (or the apocalypse) striking Hollywood and killing famous people playing themselves, so Masturbate 2: The Masturbavasion would’ve also worked. It’s written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg who were promoting it heavily at Wondercon over the weekend where according to io9,… More »

Miley Cyrus Just Quit Twitter Because Everyone Knows Liam Hemsworth Cheated On Her

Amidst rumors that her fiance Liam Hemsworth’s cheated on her, Miley Cyrus quit Twitter this afternoon and denied that she called off her wedding. Which is probably technically true because Liam Hemsworth needs to not be having sex with someone else’s vagina for them to officially break things off. It’s delicate these things:

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BEST OF 2012: Emma Watson’s Pasties

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,More »

Emma Watson And The Chamber of Stupid Nipple Pasties I Hate You So Much

To honor the British and their takedown of Kim Kardashian, here’s Emma Watson having a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of The Perks of Being A Wallflower last night even though she’s of age now and has clearly discernible female body parts which wasn’t her appeal to anyone that was into her. These might as… More »

Emma Watson Doesn’t Look Like A Little Boy Anymore. Sorry, Pedophiles.

For the child lovers those of you who enjoyed remember Emma Watson as the innocent, young boy sprite you could possibly lure into a van with promises of fireworks or candy or video games or whatever you sick bastards are into who played Hermoine Granger in the Harry Potter movies, here she is sadly for… More »

The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know

While us silly Yanks celebrated the decline of music, jolly ol’ England spent its weekend holding something called the BAFTAs which I’ll just go ahead and say is an acronym for the British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades because those limeys do love them some haberdashery. Good show! More importantly, Christina Hendricks was there and… More »

Emma Watson Wore This

Today, we are all Michael Jackson.

Because I don’t have the Harry Potter premiere schedule tattooed on my forehead in Hogwartsuguese, I mistakenly assumed last week was the final premiere for Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 except here are these goddamn kids again in New York last night. That being… More »

Emma Watson’s Last ‘Harry Potter’ Premiere and Other News

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- Justin Timberlake is almost as bad at sports as he is at comedy. [Huffington Post]

– But he did have sex in front of his mother once. [TooFab]

– Wedding Wig + Lingerie + Grass Stains = Beyonce’s New Video. [Dlisted]

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Emma Watson Wore a Sports Bra

Wait, is that a book? *sighs, crumples up post written with sexy angle*

Alright, first things first, let’s get to the important celebrity news from the long weekend where life and death literally hang in the balance: Emma Watson wore a sports bra on Sunday reminding everyone about that time they drilled a… More »

Emma Watson is a Handsome Little Fella

Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have… More »

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