Posts tagged "Elin Nordegren"

Tiger Woods Had A Fun Day

Somebody flew a “Cheater” banner over the U.S. Open yesterday. Tiger Woods handled it well.

By: The Superficial / June 19, 2015

And Now Elin Nordegren In Yoga Pants

Some might say I provide little to no value to society as a whole and only foster a morally deteriorating environment that promotes unhealthy body images and actually perpetuates celebrity worship even while attempting to criticize it. Except here’s Elin Nordegren’s awesome Swedish ass that every woman’s should look like in yoga pants which you…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2013

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren

Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger’s daughter’s baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2013

Elin Nordegren’s Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now

It’s no secret that Elin Nordegren’s type is rich as fuck, and now she’s taken it to a level most of us can relate to: Banging whatever’s closest and available. On that note, if this guy turns out to be a tube of Grands cinnamon buns, I’m going to be officially freaked out. Page Six

By: The Superficial / March 13, 2013

Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos

Considering the last person Tiger Woods banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at bikini photos* Yup,…

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2013

Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now

When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Although, in Robert Cavalli’s defense,…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2011

Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In

Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman’s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2011

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* “Gold?”

If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2011

Tiger Woods is an Idiot

What you’re looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she’s Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor after all. (Those nuclear reactors in Japan? Two days away from launching a fuel rod into a scientist’…

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2011

Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words

Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an entire gauntlet of lawyers. How can I tell? Tiger Woods himself gives a statement in it that says she’s a wonderful mother, and she call…

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2010

Elin Woods Just Got $100 Million

Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ:…

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2010

Elin Woods hired a divorce lawyer right after crash

Apparently Elin Woods wasn’t having any bullshit and retained the services of London divorce attorney Walter H. White back in January, according to TMZ:

In an email to his staff dated January 12, 2010, White wrote, “I am writing to advise you that we have been asked by Ms. Nordegren to assist her…

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2010

Jim Carrey is having a nervous breakdown

Because chucking bricks at Elin Woods wasn’t enough Twitter fun for Jim Carrey, he’s taken to firing weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters from his movies. Not at all an exaggeration:

RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who ha…

By: The Superficial / April 12, 2010

Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?

In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her:

– Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and hi…

By: The Superficial / April 11, 2010

Tiger Woods banged his neighbor’s daughter

Tiger Woods allegedly slept with his neighbor’s 21-year-old daughter just a few yards away from his own house, according to RadarOnline:

Coudriet is now 22 and recently confronted Tiger when all his mistresses were revealed because she was furious that she was just another conquest, according to the new issue of the National…

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2010

Tiger Woods: ‘You love me, you really love me.’

An uncharacteristically chipper Tiger Woods held a press conference today at the Masters where he essentially reiterated the same talking points about hurting his family but also thanked the fans for letting him return and make a shit-ton money. NBC Sports reports:

“Coming into today, I didn’t know what to expect, with regard…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2010

Elin Woods fears no whore!

Tiger Woods took off for the Masters in George Sunday but without his wife Elin who apparently doesn’t deal with the mistresses that plan on showing up. Hollywood Life reports:

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” one insider told RadarOnline.
Could Elin’s absence have anything to do with the fact that…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2010

Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 mil in hush money

Tiger Woods reportedly paid Mistress #1 of 8,500 Rachel Uchitel $10 million to stop her from going through with a tell-all press conference, and obviously she didn’t spend on her appearance because she looks like hell. TMZ reports:

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned…

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2010

Tiger Woods pretends to answers questions

Obviously not one to let Jesse James steal his poon thunder, Tiger Woods granted ESPN a five-minute-only interview Sunday night for the sole purpose of repeating his press conference verbatim while making sure everybody knows he banged every single one of those women:

Rinaldi: You’ve said you’ve made transgressions. How would you,…

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2010

Tiger Woods ready to be Golfing Jesus again

Tiger Woods is playing in the Masters to the surprise of absolutely no one even remotely familiar with golf. ESPN reports:

“The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready…

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2010
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