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Gavin Rossdale Is Still Trying To Bang Elin Nordegren

Elin Nordegren won’t be banging slimebag cheater Gavin Rossdale anytime soon, but it’s fun to pretend, right? More »

Gavin Rossdale Is Banging Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Gavin Rossdale and Elin Nordegren? Did not see that coming. More »

Tiger Woods Had A Fun Day

Somebody flew a “Cheater” banner over the U.S. Open yesterday. Tiger Woods handled it well. … More »

And Now Elin Nordegren In Yoga Pants

Some might say I provide little to no value to society as a whole and only foster a morally deteriorating environment that promotes unhealthy body images and actually perpetuates celebrity worship even while attempting to criticize it. Except here’s Elin Nordegren’s awesome Swedish ass that every woman’s should look like in yoga pants which you… More »

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren

Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger’s daughter’s baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because ElinMore »

Elin Nordegren’s Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now

It’s no secret that Elin Nordegren’s type is rich as fuck, and now she’s taken it to a level most of us can relate to: Banging whatever’s closest and available. On that note, if this guy turns out to be a tube of Grands cinnamon buns, I’m going to be officially freaked out. Page SixMore »

Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini Photos

Considering the last person Tiger Woods banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at bikini photos* Yup,… More »

Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now

When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. Although, in Robert Cavalli’s defense,… More »

Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In

Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman’s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife… More »

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

*sniff sniff* “Gold?”

If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingman, the… More »

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