Bruce Jenner comes out as a transgender woman and a Republican which is what threw people the most, so here’s my long-ass take on everything.
Kris Jenner denies threatening Bruce over anything negative he might say about her to Diane Sawyer, so we at least know she absolutely did that shit.
Appropriate pictures: I haz them.
Whenever I teach my non-accredited journalism course “Internet Money Make You I Can” at the local Sheraton, the first thing I teach my students is that 95% of all reporting is dicks in mouths. Later, I’ll ask for a volunteer which usually ends in me yelling, “Well, maybe if everyone…