Posts tagged "Denise Richards"

Charlie Sheen Just Evicted Denise Richards And His Own Daughters From Their Home

When we last left Charlie Sheen, he was throwing a hissy fit over Rihanna refusing to meet him, Charlie Sheen, a man who deserves what he wants and that mentality never ends horribly for anybody. And now comes word that he’s made good on his threats to evict Denise Richards from her home after Brett

The Superficial / May 28, 2014

Charlie Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee Won’t Let Him Pay Denise Richards Child Support

A few weeks back I posted about Charlie Sheen being two months behind on Denise Richard’s child support because he just decided to stop paying it. Well, now he’s three months behind, and it turns out the reason why is because his porn star fiancee Brett Rossi is in charge of his finances now because…

The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Charlie Sheen Wants To Make Denise Richards Homeless Now

When we last left Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, he was thanking her for the Herculean task of caring for the two crack-babies he had with Brooke Mueller by tweeting a knife at her and calling her #Duhneese. Except now he’s moved on to not paying his court-ordered child support and kicking her out of…

The Superficial / March 19, 2014

Joanna Krupa & Denise Richards Reenact ‘Wild Things’ (Or Just Have Lunch) And Other News

- Why Justin Bieber smiling in his mugshot won over your mom. [Lainey Gossip]
- Anne Hathaway wasn’t drowning, you guys, she was ACTING. [Dlisted]
– Like limber women? Get your ass in here. [theCHIVE]
– Never mind, Tila Tequila’s still crazy. [Fishwrapper]
- Teresa Palmer pregnant in a bikini, anyone? [tooFab]
- Justin Bieber

The Superficial / January 24, 2014

Charlie Sheen Tweeted A Knife At Denise Richards

Denise Richards brought Charlie Sheen’s twin sons from Brooke Mueller into her home and cared for them as if they were here own until Brooke made it legally impossible to get them the help they needed while Charlie pretended to give a shit by threatening the judge from inside a hooker’s vagina. Now a kind…

The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Dear Charlie Sheen, You’re Charlie Sheen

When we last left the debacle over Charlie Sheen’s twins that Denise Richards has been raising because their mother Brooke Mueller is a crack addict and their father is Charlie Sheen, Denise was refusing to continue temporary custody of the boys unless Brooke agreed to let them receive psychiatric counseling. A fair request considering they…

The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Denise Richards Is Done Taking Care of Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller’s Demon Twins

While Brooke Mueller’s been bouncing in and out of rehab and/or jail, Denise Richards stepped up and assumed temporary care of her twins Bob and Max because Charlie Sheen fills his mansion with porn stars. Except she’s quitting this bitch because they’re dead-eyed, shit-throwing zombies who tried to murder her dogs which seems odd for…

The Superficial / November 6, 2013

To All The Idiots Who Were Ready To Vandalize A School Because Charlie Sheen Told You To

Late Wednesday night/Thursday morning Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant where he literally instructed his nine million followers to vandalize an elementary school because he claims his daughter Sam was bullied and they had to pull her out. Which a surprising amount of you who I assumed were smarter than this responded with, “Yeah,…

The Superficial / March 15, 2013

Charlie Sheen Just Told 9 Million People To Throw Dog Shit At His Daughter’s School

According to Charlie Sheen, his daughter Sam was “bullied out of school,” and where normal people who don’t live in a mansion made of coke would’ve filed grievances with the school board and/or engaged in rational discussions to reach a solution, Charlie opted for telling nine million people on Twitter not only the exact name…

The Superficial / March 14, 2013

Denise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is on a steady diet of porn stars and coke for breakfast, so of course he wouldn’t think twice about openly stating his hopes of banging Denise Richards again during a Rolling Stone interview which she was cordial enough to participate in to make him sound like a decent father despite all that…

The Superficial / June 12, 2012

Charlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again

Stop me if you heard this story before: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get married. Girl falls out of love because boy goes apeshit over baby formula. Boy and girl divorce. Girl starts playing nice with boy for sake of children. Boy wants to fuck girl again but girl’s still using children’s books to…

The Superficial / June 6, 2012

Denise Richards Had a Lesbian Experience With Another Celebrity

Continuing the promotional tour for her new book, Denise Richards has clearly reached index card #4, “Lesbian stuff,” in the stack her publicist gave her because here she is on Stern yesterday talking about the time she lady-banged a mystery female celebrity. Via The Huffington Post:
While an obviously piqued Stern attempts to dig out…

The Superficial / July 28, 2011

Denise Richards Used Children’s Book To Explain Charlie Sheen To Her Kids

I’m assuming this face helped.
While making the promotional rounds for her new book The Real Girl Next Door yesterday, Denise Richards revealed that she used a children’s book on addiction to explain Charlie Sheen to her two daughters. Via FOX News:
“I did have to have a conversation with them about addiction and got…

The Superficial / July 27, 2011

Everybody Wants Charlie Sheen’s Kids

“You know what would be great up here on this balcony? Babies. Soft, malleable babies.”
Last week, surveillance footage showed a cracked-out Brooke Mueller attempting to pawn a watch and stereo 24 hours before she was scheduled to take a drug test which she then refused. She’s since checked herself into rehab as a preemptive…

The Superficial / April 19, 2011

Denise Richards in a Bikini Won

While Charlie Sheen’s stage show debut went exactly as expected, Denise Richards spent the weekend looking like this in the Bahamas. (“Sweet goddamn,” I believe is the technical term.) You’ll also notice she’s with their daughters because Charlie’s too broke to afford a lawyer that’s even remotely capable of convincing a judge to let him…

The Superficial / April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen’s House Raided After ‘Anonymous Tip’

Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen’s house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he’s not even allowed to possess firearms per the temporary restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. Long story short, the police ended up confiscating an antique gun along…

The Superficial / March 11, 2011

Charlie Sheen Wants a Custody Fight With Denise Richards Now, Too

During this whole tiger blood debacle, Denise Richards has stayed relatively silent and above the fray. Which years ago was never the case, except after the past few months, we, and especially me, owe her an apology because now there’s a much greater understanding of the insanity she foolishly married and had kids with. O…

The Superficial / March 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen is a Wizard

Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it’s easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise Richards in on the same deal. So basically he’s taking Clam Manor in a less alarming direction – for now. He&#8217…

The Superficial / February 22, 2011

Kacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just…

The Superficial / January 31, 2011

Denise Richards: ‘Go to Rehab For The Kids’ Charlie Sheen: ‘How ‘Bout No?’

While Denise Richards is becoming rightfully concerned about the father of her children and is pleading for him to get help, Charlie Sheen is already out of the hospital and going right back to work on Tuesday with absolutely no plans of checking into rehab, according to TMZ. And why would he? He survived. He&#8217…

The Superficial / January 28, 2011
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