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“I knew you’d fly back to me, Amelia Earhart.”

The last time Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got engaged, she ditched him five days before the wedding, hockedMore »


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Kendra is a Hypocrite

Last year, Kendra Wilkinson released her memoirs Sliding Into Home which detailed having sex with Hugh Hefner, but only after Holly Madison popped him full of Viagra and properly fluffed… More »


“I am an uncaged bowl of oatmeal! — With cinnamon!”

For those of you just tuning in, Hugh Hefner’s paid to runaway bride Crystal Harris went on Howard… More »


Despite the fact it’s clear Crystal Harris was a prostitute hired to leave Hugh Hefner for a reality show special, she was a guest on Stern yesterday where she complained… More »


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“And no crust! Hurts my gums. Now someone turn up the phonograph, I’m feeble.”

Hugh Hefner can’t seem to get enough of us kids and our newfangled Twitter-ma-tron… More »


“This isn’t my oatmeal!”

Here’s Hugh Hefner hosting his sixth annual Kandyland bash with his new girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund because I guarantee he’s just picking them like… More »


Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used… More »


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Found one.

As part of her plan to cash in as hard as possible before people forget who she is come Monday, Crystal Harris is now saying she… More »


With five days to go until their wedding, it makes perfect sense that Playboy already had a photo of Crystal Harris as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner” in the can which you’re… More »


“What do those words say down there? I’m cold and hungry.”

After Crystal Harris dumped Hugh Hefner’s five days before their wedding because he wouldn’t give her a… More »


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A few months ago, Crystal Harris was rumored to be banging Dr. Phil’s son behind Hugh Hefner’s back. Possibly even literally, the man’s insanely old. Fast forward to today where… More »


After years fondling an old man’s balls for room and board, you’d just assume he’d invite you to his wedding to reminisce about all those hilarious diaper changes. “Remember that… More »


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