Posts tagged "Comic Books"

‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

The trailer for the 'Fantastic Four' reboot is here. Whee? …
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty.
By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup.
By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee …
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing.
By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date

Posted by Photo Boy In 639 days, we'll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015 I think you just say …
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those worlds …
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

Posted by Photo Boy Marvel knows we'd hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it's now apparent they're desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you're watching this shit first.
By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Somebody Made A ‘Marvel Vs. DC’ Movie Trailer (Merry Christmas, Nerds)

Because sometimes, but not often (Think every other vernal equinox.), the Internet produces something that isn't breast and/or cat-related, so here's a fan-made trailer for a fictional "Marvel Vs. DC" movie that starts out shit, but gets better provide you're easily amused by cleverly-edited clips of movies you've seen a hundred …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

It’s Laurel From ‘Arrow’ In A Bikini

In case you didn't get the hint from the Jessica Simpson post, there's jackshit happening, so here's Arrow star Katie Cassidy in Miami where I hope to God a seagull flies off with her stupid chin implant that should've been grounds to write her off the second season because …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat': The Sony Emails

I work in the media, so it's easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don't obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass.
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene …
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie …
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin's Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, …
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

Posted by Photo Boy Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerds …
By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn? Jared Leto’s The Joker? WTF’s Happening?

Over the weekend, news broke that Jared Leto is in talks to play The Joker in Suicide Squad because Warner Bros. is clearly in the business of going, "You already did what on Arrow? Fuck you." (See, also: Ezra Miller, The Flash) And now Collider is reporting …
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

Posted by Photo Boy It's time for another round of 'Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,' a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. "I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn't give you a hangover," he …
By: Photo Boy / November 5, 2014

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here's the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night's Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with …
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC's face, Marvel laid out it's Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as …
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014
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