Captain America: Civil War is *almost* the best of the Marvel movies. Oh shit, hot take! AWOOGA! (Can you tell I’ve been writing this for way too long? I wrote this for way too long.)
The final trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse is here, and it has Wolverine in it. What a shocker.
The new Suicide Squad trailer wants to make sure you know it’s connected to that other movie that you hate. With those guys.
People really want Zack Snyder to stay away the fuck away from anything have to do with DC Comics.
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is a movie with Batman and Superman in it. How do you fuck that up? I’m glad you asked.
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice has a final trailer with a shitload of Batman in it in case you weren’t sure he’s in it. He is.