It’s Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor
Entertainment Weekly has the first look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice,' and surprise, he's bald.
Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey
'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty.
Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl
Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup.
‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie
Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee…
The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here
As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT…
The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here
Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing.
Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Has A Release Date
Posted by Photo Boy In 639 days, we'll get to see Channing Tatum annihilate a regional dialect, but also maybe take his shirt off for a second. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! How do you say October 7, 2016 in Cajun?— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) January 6, 2015 I think you just say…
‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t
Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those world…
Somebody Made A ‘Marvel Vs. DC’ Movie Trailer (Merry Christmas, Nerds)
Because sometimes, but not often (Think every other vernal equinox.), the Internet produces something that isn't breast and/or cat-related, so here's a fan-made trailer for a fictional "Marvel Vs. DC" movie that starts out shit, but gets better provide you're easily amused by cleverly-edited clips of movies you've seen a hundred…
It’s Laurel From ‘Arrow’ In A Bikini
In case you didn't get the hint from the Jessica Simpson post, there's jackshit happening, so here's Arrow star Katie Cassidy in Miami where I hope to God a seagull flies off with her stupid chin implant that should've been grounds to write her off the second season because…