More Coco stories

So Coco Is About To Be Killed By Mommy Bloggers

Coco lets her baby sleep in her bed with her and goddamnit I’m already drowning in non-GMO goat milk formula. More »

Let Coco Twerk With Her Baby

Everybody, get off of Coco’s ass. If that’s physically possible. You know what I mean. More »

Coco Worried About Child Birth, Is ‘Very Petite Down There’

Coco has a petite vagina. I did not expect that. More »

Coco’s Pregnant

Coco’s pregnant. We’re gonna need a bigger Earth. More »

Coco’s Butt Says This Is Lingerie

Coco made a twerking video for her new lingerie line if that’s what you want to call what she’s wearing. More »

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.More »

All Things Begin And End With Coco

Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we’re slowly exiting the darkness, it’s only fitting that she’s here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But enough Kierkegaard,… More »

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because F*ck It

So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has “corrupt tables,” and I can’t even tell you who the hell’s bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of Photo Boy, and I’m… More »

So Who Wants To Win A Trip To Vegas Over Memorial Day Weekend? (Coco Not Included)

To put this as diplomatically as possible, What Would Tyler Durden Do? is slowly rising from the klonopin ashes, so they’re giving away a chance to win a $6,500 Memorial Day Weekend Trip to Vegas to whoever tweets them the best reason why he/she deserves it. You can find all the details here, but you… More »

Choose Your Own Adventure: Coco’s Ass or F-cking Idiot Who Thinks We Have Right To Shoot Politicians

Here’s the deal, folks, we’re in the final shopping week before Christmas and on the heels of a major tragedy that has surprisingly, at least for now and at a horrible price, sparked an open discussion about how fucked up gun culture is in America that I’ve been completely glued to, which is another way… More »

And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane

Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I… More »

Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News

- Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I’m sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. [Lainey Gossip]

– Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she’s reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those… More »

Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding

Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lotsMore »

Coco In A Bikini Loves America The Most

While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly exists… More »

Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship
And Other News

- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? [theCHIVE]

– Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. [Heavy]

- Kate Upton’s 25 SexiestMore »

Coco Isn’t The Grammys and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Monday Motivation to help restore the productivity that the above gallery shattered. [theCHIVE]

- Tim and Eric on morning television is magic. [Huffington Post]

- Tony Bennett thinks there are doctors around the world prescribing crack. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Lady GagaMore »

Coco Took Her Cleavage Shopping and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Johnny Depp actually made it through an interview without offending anybody. Wait, who was supposed to be watching John Mayer? [Huffington Post]

– Somewhere, Tom Cruise just let out a triumphant squeal of joy. [Dlisted]

- Ryan Reynolds’ dogs love watching him bang BlakeMore »

Coco’s In A Bikini

Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let’s go with that.

Photos: Splash NewsMore »

Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter

Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background.

COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey?
ICE-T: Eh, I’m just gonna put… More »

Coco Wore a Bikini Again

And now we know why our beaches are disappearing.

Ha! “Erosion.” Nice one, science.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsMore »

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