BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts
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Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows
"Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you…