Posts tagged "Coco"

Coco’s Butt Says This Is Lingerie

Coco made a twerking video for her new lingerie line if that's what you want to call what she's wearing.
By: The Superficial / March 13, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

All Things Begin And End With Coco

Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we're slowly exiting the darkness, it's only fitting that she's here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But…
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because F*ck It

So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has "corrupt tables," and I can't even tell you who the hell's bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of…
By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014

So Who Wants To Win A Trip To Vegas Over Memorial Day Weekend? (Coco Not Included)

To put this as diplomatically as possible, What Would Tyler Durden Do? is slowly rising from the klonopin ashes, so they're giving away a chance to win a $6,500 Memorial Day Weekend Trip to Vegas to whoever tweets them the best reason why he/she deserves it. You can find…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2013

Choose Your Own Adventure: Coco’s Ass or F-cking Idiot Who Thinks We Have Right To Shoot Politicians

Here's the deal, folks, we're in the final shopping week before Christmas and on the heels of a major tragedy that has surprisingly, at least for now and at a horrible price, sparked an open discussion about how fucked up gun culture is in America that I've been completely glued to,…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2012

And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane

Here's Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy's winds are because at heart, she's always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco's giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, "The wind... and the wind..."…
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2012

Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News

- Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I'm sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. [Lainey Gossip] - Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she's reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2012

Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding

Here's Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of "Damn, woman" thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn't do everything more right:…
By: The Superficial / June 15, 2012

Coco In A Bikini Loves America The Most

While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas over the weekend and reminded everyone what this great nation stands for: Huge fake tits on a woman whose body surprisingly…
By: The Superficial / May 28, 2012

Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship
And Other News

- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. -- Did I type that out loud? [theCHIVE] - Speaking of battleships, here's Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. [Heavy] - Kate Upton's 25 Sexiest…
By: The Superficial / March 14, 2012

Coco Isn’t The Grammys and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Monday Motivation to help restore the productivity that the above gallery shattered. [theCHIVE] - Tim and Eric on morning television is magic. [Huffington Post] - Tony Bennett thinks there are doctors around the world prescribing crack. No, really. [Dlisted] - Lady Gaga got all…
By: Photo Boy / February 13, 2012

Coco Took Her Cleavage Shopping and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Johnny Depp actually made it through an interview without offending anybody. Wait, who was supposed to be watching John Mayer? [Huffington Post] - Somewhere, Tom Cruise just let out a triumphant squeal of joy. [Dlisted] - Ryan Reynolds'…
By: / November 8, 2011

Coco’s In A Bikini

Here's Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I'm not sure "posing" is the right word here. More like here's Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submission then sexing all over its carcass. Let's go with that. Photos: Splash New…
By: The Superficial / November 7, 2011

Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter

Here's Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it's really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background. COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey? ICE-T: Eh,…
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2011

Coco Wore a Bikini Again

And now we know why our beaches are disappearing. Ha! "Erosion." Nice one, science. Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / July 19, 2011

Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows

"Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you…
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2011

Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Being a Wankster

The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let's jump right into it. Ice-T's 19-year-old son, the literally named "Ice Marrow," was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice'…
By: The Superficial / January 26, 2011

Ice-T’s Just Rubbing It In Now

Look at Coco!" he said, pointing out his wife. "Look at that ass! You can't get that unless you are Ice-T!" - Ice-T expressing his love for Coco while simultaneously dashing the dreams of everyone not named Ice-T. We live in a cruel world. [Popeater] Photos: WireImage…
By: The Superficial / January 4, 2011

BEST OF 2010: Coco’s Bikini

3. Coco Posted: 6.29.2010 Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to…
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2010
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