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Ariel Winter’s Boobs Won Coachella

Ariel Winter’s breasts are all you need to know about Coachella Weekend 2 because literally nothing else happened.

Mike Redmond | April 25, 2016 - 10:30 am

Rich Assholes Tripping Their Faces Off At Coachella

Here’s the first weekend of Coachella because who doesn’t looking at people with nothing but time and money on their hands on a Monday morning.

Mike Redmond | April 18, 2016 - 10:59 am

Kelly Brook’s Breasts At Coachella Is An Oasis Between Nerd Posts

Kelly Brook’s breasts at Coachella are all you need to know about Weekend 2. In fact, the location isn’t even important. I don’t know why I mentioned it.

Mike Redmond | April 20, 2015 - 10:49 am

Robert Pattinson Dances Exactly Like You Expect Him To Dance

Robert Pattinson is a helluva dancer.

Mike Redmond | April 15, 2015 - 11:29 am

Justin Bieber Put In A Chokehold, Kicked Out of Coachella

Justin Bieber got kicked out of Coachella after being put in a chokehold when he tried to fight security to get backstage to see Drake.

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2015 - 10:19 am

Bella Thorne Was At Coachella, Too

Bella Thorne was at Coachella. Or that’s what Chris Hansen wants you to think…

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 4:15 pm

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Look High At All

Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Cleavage Get Its Own Coachella Post

Alessandra Ambrosio’s breasts are like far out, man. Which actually makes them sound weird, so forget I said that because they’re awesome. I meant to say awesome.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 2:48 pm

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 1:51 pm

Madonna Kissed Drake, He Seemed To Really Like It

Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella last night. He’s dead now.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 12:23 pm

Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain’t got nuttin’ better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare ’bout to get stuck with some bo’shit charges over eggin’ some mothafucka’s house. As if it ain’t enough he already lost a gotdamn soulja, y’all…

Mike Redmond | June 16, 2014 - 1:37 pm

Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

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When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn’t pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit.
Not long after,…

Carmen Ribecca | May 1, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook sober. Or is it don’t let…

Mike Redmond | April 15, 2014 - 1:55 pm

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 3:00 pm

By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

“Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 2:12 pm

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 1:07 pm

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since the first hipster bought a fedora with daddy’s credit card…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 12:21 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels. All the supermodels. Even ones that…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 11:22 am

Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday, I had to change up a post because of the Boston Marathon bombing, so today it’s kind of nice to do it for much better reasons. Namely I almost posted about Lindsay Lohan at Coachella when there were these perfectly good Katherine McPhee bikini photos just lying around. Plus it’s not like I can’t…

Mike Redmond | April 16, 2013 - 3:14 pm

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a

Mike Redmond | April 15, 2013 - 2:08 pm
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