Posts tagged "Coachella"

Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain't got nuttin' better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare 'bout to get stuck with some bo'shit charges over eggin' some mothafucka's house. As if it ain't enough he already…
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

Posted by Photo Boy When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn't pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit. Not…
By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

There's been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It's Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn't going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

"Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn't done finger- goddammit." - How this story ended Photos: Pacific Coast New…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

Now that her parents are out of the picture - Which they found out from TMZ by the way. - Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she's always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here's the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it's shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can't cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels.
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday, I had to change up a post because of the Boston Marathon bombing, so today it's kind of nice to do it for much better reasons. Namely I almost posted about Lindsay Lohan at Coachella when there were these perfectly good Katherine McPhee bikini photos just lying around. Plus it'…
By: The Superficial / April 16, 2013

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

"Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?" "Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!" Here's the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What?

Francesca Eastwood is really trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood, and what better way to do that than to drag poor Clint Eastwood to Coachella where he'll not only stick out like a sore thumb, but God willing, spend the whole time talking like his character from Gran Torino.
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella

Because John Mayer's in New York, here's Katy Perry at Coachella, the farthest she can be away from him without leaving the country. More importantly, she's wearing a bikini top, so did you like how I tried to pretend this post is a clever observation about geography? It's fun to lie to…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Ireland Baldwin Was At Coachella

Ireland Baldwin and her "Professional Stand Up Paddle Surfer" boyfriend Slater Trout (Yup.) were at Coachella over the weekend, so here are those pics because you people can't get enough of her and/or really want to give Alec Baldwin an aneurysm. On that note, if you're like me…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

- Tom Cruise believes he's descended from Irish knights now, so I'll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he's dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip] - Lindsay Lohan won't go to rehab now because they won't let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted] - Legs For Days, and no,…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Sign Rehab Plea Deal If It Made Her Miss Coachella

On top of getting her lawyer to take a break from witness tampering and fool prosecutors into thinking there's such a thing as "lockdown rehab," Lindsay Lohan also made sure facing consequences for her actions wouldn't interfere with Coachella because she has to be there this year. It's like super-important.
By: The Superficial / March 26, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Fires Lawyer Who Successfully Keeps Her Out of Jail Because She Charges Money

Lindsay Lohan has literally only done one thing right in her life and that's retain Shawn Holley as her lawyer because she's repeatedly kept her out of jail so many times that if this were the 1800s we'd burn her alive for being a witch. Unfortunately, Shawn charges money for her legal…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2013

This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella

Because every child's first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth. True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there's a second weekend, so here's all the "celebrities" who showed up for that.
By: The Superficial / April 23, 2012

Gerard Butler Was Banging Chicks in Porta-Potties At Coachella. Of Course.

"Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?" If you already saw these pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend - particularly this one - you probably won't be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festival making hippie chicks blow him above a chemical toilet. There's a…
By: The Superficial / April 17, 2012

‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’

So it's Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger…
By: The Superficial / April 16, 2012

Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.

[GerardBaby 03:36 4/14/12]: coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke? [LiloKins 03:37 4/14/12]: coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke!! Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over…
By: The Superficial / April 16, 2012
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