Posts tagged "Coachella"

Kelly Brook’s Breasts At Coachella Is An Oasis Between Nerd Posts

Kelly Brook’s breasts at Coachella are all you need to know about Weekend 2. In fact, the location isn’t even important. I don’t know why I mentioned it.

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Robert Pattinson Dances Exactly Like You Expect Him To Dance

Robert Pattinson is a helluva dancer.

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

Justin Bieber Put In A Chokehold, Kicked Out of Coachella

Justin Bieber got kicked out of Coachella after being put in a chokehold when he tried to fight security to get backstage to see Drake.

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2015

Bella Thorne Was At Coachella, Too

Bella Thorne was at Coachella. Or that’s what Chris Hansen wants you to think…

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Justin Bieber Doesn’t Look High At All

Justin Bieber tripping his face off? I don’t see it.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Cleavage Get Its Own Coachella Post

Alessandra Ambrosio’s breasts are like far out, man. Which actually makes them sound weird, so forget I said that because they’re awesome. I meant to say awesome.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Madonna Kissed Drake, He Seemed To Really Like It

Madonna kissed Drake at Coachella last night. He’s dead now.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain’t got nuttin’ better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare ’bout to get stuck with some bo’shit charges over eggin’ some mothafucka’s house. As if it ain’t enough he already lost a gotdamn soulja, y’all…

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

Posted by Photo Boy

When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn’t pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit.
Not long after,…

By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Drunk At Coachella? Impossible

There’s been a depressing amount of headlines about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk at Coachella even though this should surprise absolutely no one for three very simple reasons: 1. It’s Lindsay Lohan. 2. She said she wasn’t going to drink. And 3. The first rule of hooking is never hook sober. Or is it don’t let…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella

“Holy shit, is that Leonardo DiCaprio dancing over there? Wait, where you going? Babe. Babe, come back! Babe! I wasn’t done finger- goddammit.” – How this story ended

Photos: Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Selena Gomez Went To Coachella With Kendall & Kylie Jenner

Now that her parents are out of the picture – Which they found out from TMZ by the way. – Selena Gomez can finally make the mature business decisions she’s always wanted to make like hanging out with Kendall and Kylie Jenner at bullshit music festivals. Will she pose for sexy ass selfies, or just…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie Went To Coachella Together

On Friday, word got out that Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie were calling off the divorce, and now here’s the two of them at Coachella over the weekend looking absolutely shocked to see the paparazzi despite hundreds of them being there every single year since the first hipster bought a fedora with daddy’s credit card…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels. All the supermodels. Even ones that…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan

Yesterday, I had to change up a post because of the Boston Marathon bombing, so today it’s kind of nice to do it for much better reasons. Namely I almost posted about Lindsay Lohan at Coachella when there were these perfectly good Katherine McPhee bikini photos just lying around. Plus it’s not like I can’t…

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2013

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What?

Francesca Eastwood is really trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood, and what better way to do that than to drag poor Clint Eastwood to Coachella where he’ll not only stick out like a sore thumb, but God willing, spend the whole time talking like his character from Gran Torino. “Bleh. Nuthin’ but…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Katy Perry’s Breasts Were At Coachella

Because John Mayer‘s in New York, here’s Katy Perry at Coachella, the farthest she can be away from him without leaving the country. More importantly, she’s wearing a bikini top, so did you like how I tried to pretend this post is a clever observation about geography? It’s fun to lie to yourself.

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013
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