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Prince Forgave Chris Brown, So Why Ya’ll Still Be Hatin’?

Chris Brown wants you to know that his fondest memory of Prince was the time he forgave him.

Photo Boy | May 3, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Chris Brown’s Changed, You Guys

Chris Brown is in a mood again on Instagram, so get out your pepper spray, ladies. (And probably dudes.)

Photo Boy | April 19, 2016 - 1:00 pm

It Was Super Hard For Chris Brown After He Beat Rihanna, You Guys

There’s a documentary about Chris Brown now. Fuck everything.

The Superficial | April 18, 2016 - 2:06 pm

Chris Brown Is Mocking Suicidal Women Now

Chris Brown is actively mocking a girl’s suicide attempt, but it won’t hurt him one bit, because he’s the Donald Trump of shit-bag pop music.

Photo Boy | March 30, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Goddammit, Now I Have To Vote For Trump, Sonofabitch

Just… sonofabitch.

The Superficial | March 11, 2016 - 2:00 pm

And Now Time For What Rapey Shit Did Chris Brown Do Today?

Chris Brown should probably never talk about women. Ever.

The Superficial | March 3, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Sometimes Chris Brown’s Mood Is Rape, Good To Know

Chris Brown’s mood yesterday was violently screaming at a woman to take that young dick, according to Chris Brown’s Instagram because Chris Brown is a shitball of a person.

The Superficial | January 22, 2016 - 1:41 pm

Chris Brown’s Helping Scott Disick Stay Sober

Chris Brown will help Scott Disick stay sober now, because having a two-year-old babysit an infant is a great idea.

Photo Boy | December 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Chris Brown Pulled From ‘The Daily Show’ After Staff Protests

Chris Brown was supposed to be on The Daily Show last night, and then suddenly, he wasn’t.

The Superficial | December 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Chris Brown Might Be Addicted To Sizzurp

Chris Brown just added sizzurp to the list of awful shit his daughter will one day talk about to a cellmate.

Photo Boy | November 3, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Kylie Jenner Got ‘Attacked’ At A Chris Brown Concert

Violence against women at a Chris Brown concert? That can’t be right.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 1:27 pm

Chris Brown Might Have Assaulted Another Woman

A woman brought her phone on Chris Brown’s bus. Guess what happened next?

Photo Boy | September 17, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown Won Joint Custody Of His Daughter

Half of Chris Brown’s daughter’s future just got fucked.

Photo Boy | September 14, 2015 - 11:00 am

I Hope This Is How Chris Brown’s Daughter Is Gonna Be, Too

Chris Brown and I both want the same thing, and for once, it isn’t Rihanna’s butt.

The Superficial | September 8, 2015 - 2:40 pm

Nobody’s Buying The Lamborghini Chris Brown Ruined

Nobody’s buying Chris Brown’s Lamborghini on eBay because everyone knows girl blood is the hardest to get out.

Photo Boy | September 2, 2015 - 1:04 pm

Chris Brown Has Armed Guards At His House Now

Chris Brown has armed guards at his house now. What could go wrong? Hopefully everything.

The Superficial | July 22, 2015 - 2:18 pm

Chris Brown’s House Got Robbed

Chris Brown’s house was robbed and possibly by his own friends. Is it weird that I have an erection right now? That’s healthy, right? …

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 12:30 pm

We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit.

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Chris Brown’s Not Going Back To Jail. Goddammit.

The guy Chris Brown punched called the cops and withdrew his complaint because I never get anything I want, ever.

Photo Boy | May 6, 2015 - 1:00 pm
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