Posts tagged "Chris Brown"

Nobody’s Buying The Lamborghini Chris Brown Ruined

Nobody’s Buying The Lamborghini Chris Brown Ruined

Nobody’s buying Chris Brown’s Lamborghini on eBay because everyone knows girl blood is the hardest to get out.

Photo Boy / September 2, 2015

Chris Brown Has Armed Guards At His House Now

Chris Brown has armed guards at his house now. What could go wrong? Hopefully everything.

The Superficial / July 22, 2015

Chris Brown’s House Got Robbed

Chris Brown’s house was robbed and possibly by his own friends. Is it weird that I have an erection right now? That’s healthy, right?

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit.

The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Chris Brown’s Not Going Back To Jail. Goddammit.

The guy Chris Brown punched called the cops and withdrew his complaint because I never get anything I want, ever.

Photo Boy / May 6, 2015

Chris Brown Punched Somebody Again

Chris Brown punched a dude during a pickup basketball game. And that’s dude as in a man. I didn’t believe it either.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Chris Brown’s Kid Is Too Cute To Have Chris Brown For A Dad

Chris Brown is posting pictures of his kid to Instagram. His poor, poor kid. Goddammit.

The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Chris Brown Is Off Probation: A Special Message To Rihanna

Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life.

The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run.

The Superficial / March 18, 2015

Chris Brown Just Sued Himself For Child Support

Chris Brown is suing himself for child support after his baby mama broke their agreement and started talking to the press.

The Superficial / March 9, 2015

Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Was Married When He Knocked Her Up

Chris Brown’s baby mama was married when he put a baby in her because Karrueche Tran wouldn’t let him knock her up.

The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Chris Brown’s Baby’s Name Is ‘Royalty.’ Literally.

Chris Brown’s daughter name is Royalty. Yup.

The Superficial / March 5, 2015

Karrueche Tran Just Dumped Chris Brown On Twitter

Karrueche Tran is having none of Chris Brown’s baby shit.

The Superficial / March 4, 2015

Chris Brown Is A Dad, Your God Is Dead

Chris Brown is somebody’s father. This is our world now.

The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Chris Brown Isn’t Allowed In Canada

Chris Brown got denied at the Canadian border hours before he was scheduled to perform in Montreal and Toronto.

The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

Posted by Photo Boy
Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares about…

Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

Chris Brown Is Done With ‘N*gga Parties’

“Damn, son. Just Googled these Chinese letters and this shit spells ‘Fake Thug Dance Like Girl’ over and over.”

Posted by Photo Boy

Things aren’t going great for Chris Brown. He can’t play his beloved “nigga parties” anymore, because people keep getting shot at them, his girlfriend dumped him, and now…

Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

BREAKING: Chris Brown Fans Are Violent Morons

Posted by Photo Boy
Mixing Chris Brown fans with guns sounds like a great idea if you’re like me and think natural selection needs to hurry the hell up. And what better place to find society’s most useless members than one of his shows. These people paid money to get in there. Via TMZ:
Brow…

Photo Boy / January 12, 2015

Chris Brown Is Sorry He Called His Girlfriend A Cheating Whore

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran apparently broke up over the weekend, so naturally Chris Brown reacted in a healthy, constructive manner (compared to what he did to Rihanna’s face) by calling her a cheating whore on Instagram and telling everybody they had threesomes together. Via ONTD:

We’ve got scars, some them u game,…

The Superficial / December 8, 2014
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