Violence against women at a Chris Brown concert? That can’t be right.
Nobody’s buying Chris Brown’s Lamborghini on eBay because everyone knows girl blood is the hardest to get out.
The guy Chris Brown punched called the cops and withdrew his complaint because I never get anything I want, ever.
Chris Brown punched a dude during a pickup basketball game. And that’s dude as in a man. I didn’t believe it either.
Chris Brown is posting pictures of his kid to Instagram. His poor, poor kid. Goddammit.
It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.
Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life.
Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run.
Chris Brown is suing himself for child support after his baby mama broke their agreement and started talking to the press.