Posts tagged "Chris Brown"

Sometimes Chris Brown’s Mood Is Rape, Good To Know

Chris Brown’s mood yesterday was violently screaming at a woman to take that young dick, according to Chris Brown’s Instagram because Chris Brown is a shitball of a person.

The Superficial | January 22, 2016 - 1:41 pm

Chris Brown’s Helping Scott Disick Stay Sober

Chris Brown will help Scott Disick stay sober now, because having a two-year-old babysit an infant is a great idea.

Photo Boy | December 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Chris Brown Pulled From ‘The Daily Show’ After Staff Protests

Chris Brown was supposed to be on The Daily Show last night, and then suddenly, he wasn’t.

The Superficial | December 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Chris Brown Might Be Addicted To Sizzurp

Chris Brown just added sizzurp to the list of awful shit his daughter will one day talk about to a cellmate.

Photo Boy | November 3, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Kylie Jenner Got ‘Attacked’ At A Chris Brown Concert

Violence against women at a Chris Brown concert? That can’t be right.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 1:27 pm

Chris Brown Might Have Assaulted Another Woman

A woman brought her phone on Chris Brown’s bus. Guess what happened next?

Photo Boy | September 17, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown Won Joint Custody Of His Daughter

Half of Chris Brown’s daughter’s future just got fucked.

Photo Boy | September 14, 2015 - 11:00 am

I Hope This Is How Chris Brown’s Daughter Is Gonna Be, Too

Chris Brown and I both want the same thing, and for once, it isn’t Rihanna’s butt.

The Superficial | September 8, 2015 - 2:40 pm

Nobody’s Buying The Lamborghini Chris Brown Ruined

Nobody’s buying Chris Brown’s Lamborghini on eBay because everyone knows girl blood is the hardest to get out.

Photo Boy | September 2, 2015 - 1:04 pm

Chris Brown Has Armed Guards At His House Now

Chris Brown has armed guards at his house now. What could go wrong? Hopefully everything.

The Superficial | July 22, 2015 - 2:18 pm

Chris Brown’s House Got Robbed

Chris Brown’s house was robbed and possibly by his own friends. Is it weird that I have an erection right now? That’s healthy, right? …

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 12:30 pm

We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit.

The Superficial | June 10, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Chris Brown’s Not Going Back To Jail. Goddammit.

The guy Chris Brown punched called the cops and withdrew his complaint because I never get anything I want, ever.

Photo Boy | May 6, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown Punched Somebody Again

Chris Brown punched a dude during a pickup basketball game. And that’s dude as in a man. I didn’t believe it either.

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 12:53 pm

Chris Brown’s Kid Is Too Cute To Have Chris Brown For A Dad

Chris Brown is posting pictures of his kid to Instagram. His poor, poor kid. Goddammit.

The Superficial | April 17, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

The Superficial | April 13, 2015 - 1:51 pm

Chris Brown Is Off Probation: A Special Message To Rihanna

Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life.

The Superficial | March 23, 2015 - 11:02 am

Chris Brown Interacted With His Daughter? OH GOD NO

Chris Brown spent time with his daughter. She had a good run.

The Superficial | March 18, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Chris Brown Just Sued Himself For Child Support

Chris Brown is suing himself for child support after his baby mama broke their agreement and started talking to the press.

The Superficial | March 9, 2015 - 2:44 pm
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