The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
We've already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha!
Carla Gugino’s Breasts are an Overlooked Treasure. That Ends TODAY.
Carla Gugino brought her criminally underrated cleavage (This is only her first time on The Superficial. I suck.) to Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, so first off, kudos to his producers for recognizing a proud American institution. On that note, allow me to illustrate how deeply I've appreciated Carla's breasts ever since I saw…