Britney Spears’ conservatorship is entirely unprecedented and might be elder abuse? I don’t know. There were a lot of words.
Bertney meets superstar performer Jell-O, but soon learns a terrible secret from Mr. Orange Flappy Hair when he arrives all the way from Bullshit Village.
Britney Spears’ conservatorship is forever.
When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself.
Britney Spears falls while performing in Vegas and, yes, that counts as news on the Internet. What doesn’t?
Bertney makes a special new friend while shooting a music video. Her name is Iggy!
Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn’t know what any of those words mean. And who’s Sean?
Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart had a ‘Drive Me Crazy’ reunion in Veags because Britney obviously remembers that part of her life. You can just see it in her eyes. Her vacant, expressionless eyes.