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Britney Spears Is Like One Of Them Mermaids

Bertney loves swimmin’.

Mike Redmond | May 31, 2016 - 10:08 am

Britney Spears’ Underwear Won The Billboard Music Awards

Britney Spears is the only thing you need to know about the Billboard Music Awards. Trust me.

Mike Redmond | May 23, 2016 - 10:20 am

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Is Some Shady Ass Shit

Britney Spears’ conservatorship is entirely unprecedented and might be elder abuse? I don’t know. There were a lot of words.

Mike Redmond | May 6, 2016 - 12:08 pm

It’s Britney Spears In A Bikini

Britney Spears wants you to see her berkini berdy.

Mike Redmond | March 21, 2016 - 10:29 am

Predator Britney Is Coming

I don’t like the looks of this. And by this I mean Britney Spears’ face. Specifically her face.

Mike Redmond | March 16, 2016 - 2:45 pm

I’m Told This Is Britney Spears

Supposedly these are photos of Britney Spears. The Britney Spears.

Mike Redmond | March 2, 2016 - 10:05 am

BRATNEY WANTS DICK

There is no Bertney, only Bratney. And Hillary Clinton.

Mike Redmond | February 19, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Bertney’s Zipper Broked

Britney Spears had a wardrobe malfunction in Vegas, which surprisingly doesn’t happen more often.

Mike Redmond | October 19, 2015 - 12:02 pm

Bertney Made A Funny!

Britney Spears pretends to interview bodyguards while Neil Patrick Harris and Joe Jonas prove she’s capable of repeating words like a big girl.

Mike Redmond | September 23, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Bertney Meets Jell-O

Bertney meets superstar performer Jell-O, but soon learns a terrible secret from Mr. Orange Flappy Hair when he arrives all the way from Bullshit Village.

Mike Redmond | September 11, 2015 - 1:15 pm

Bertney’s Bewbs Were At The MMAs!

Britney Spears’ boobs have a Vegas show to promote, or Papa says no more McDonald’s.

Mike Redmond | August 31, 2015 - 1:50 pm

Britney Spears Went To The Teen Choice Awards

Britney Spears went to the Teen Choice Awards where she either looked super hot or crazy as shit depending on your views on heavily medicated women with no idea where they are.

Mike Redmond | August 17, 2015 - 10:32 am

Britney Spears Conservatorship Will ‘Last A Lifetime’

Britney Spears’ conservatorship is forever.

Mike Redmond | August 3, 2015 - 1:59 pm

Bertney Meets The Man-Lady

When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself.

Mike Redmond | July 17, 2015 - 10:00 am

Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot.

Mike Redmond | May 18, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Britney Spears Fell Down

Britney Spears falls while performing in Vegas and, yes, that counts as news on the Internet. What doesn’t?

Mike Redmond | April 30, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Bertney Meets Miss Iggy

Bertney makes a special new friend while shooting a music video. Her name is Iggy!

Mike Redmond | April 10, 2015 - 1:37 pm

Bertney Learns Maths

Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn’t know what any of those words mean. And who’s Sean?

Mike Redmond | March 27, 2015 - 11:45 am

Oh Yeah, Britney Spears Totally Knows Who This Is

Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart had a ‘Drive Me Crazy’ reunion in Veags because Britney obviously remembers that part of her life. You can just see it in her eyes. Her vacant, expressionless eyes.

Mike Redmond | February 20, 2015 - 2:00 pm
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