Bertney meets superstar performer Jell-O, but soon learns a terrible secret from Mr. Orange Flappy Hair when he arrives all the way from Bullshit Village.
Britney Spears’ conservatorship is forever.
When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself.
Britney Spears falls while performing in Vegas and, yes, that counts as news on the Internet. What doesn’t?
Bertney makes a special new friend while shooting a music video. Her name is Iggy!
Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn’t know what any of those words mean. And who’s Sean?
Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart had a ‘Drive Me Crazy’ reunion in Veags because Britney obviously remembers that part of her life. You can just see it in her eyes. Her vacant, expressionless eyes.
If you thought Dustin Diamond is the only pseudo-celebrity whose go-to move is to start stabbing whenever a fight breaks out, Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife during a fight at a Louisiana pita shop because apparently that’s what happens when you introduce foreign food to the south. Especially the terrorist kind. THIS IS AMERICA.
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly
A Positive Reinforcement Reader
It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa.
“Well, Mr. Spears,” the judge said from his very tall wooden seat.…
Bertney’s Turkey Durkey Day!
A Guide To Healthy Eating
Bertney loved Thanksgiving.
“It’s a whole day where I give food presents to my mouth!” she excitedly told a can of whipped cream the caterers had given her so she’d leave the kitchen.
“More importantly, Bertney Jean, it’s a day to…