Posts tagged "Bradley Cooper"

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here's the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gu…
By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I'm sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life's savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It's like Roger Ebert's back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too) UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out,…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones

Now that Disney owns the right to Indiana Jones, it's time to milk the fuck out of this puppy except there are two small problems: 1. Harrison Ford could literally die at any second. And 2. Shia LaBeouf has evolved into a non-famous fart-sniffing entity…
By: The Superficial / March 26, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here's the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with…
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Has A Teaser For Its Trailer That Jimmy Kimmel Will Tease Trail Tonight

Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there's a trailer for the trailer. And because I'm a sexless nerd, naturally I'm posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted…
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2014

The 20th Annual SAG Awards

I'm going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he's like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here's my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may…
By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

Michael Rooker Will Look Like This Next To Bradley Cooper’s Talking Raccoon With A Gun

In space, no one can see you flash people at the park because you're still wearing clothes, you idiot. While Marvel's in the middle of trying to land Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon, here's Michael Rooker filming Guardians Of The Galaxy in England this morning where he'll be playing…
By: The Superficial / August 23, 2013

Why Hello, ‘American Hustle’ Trailer

Here's the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it's another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a…
By: The Superficial / August 1, 2013

Taylor Swift Tried To Bang Bradley Cooper

Even though careful The Crap We Missed readers already know who walked away with the prize, here's the time Taylor Swift tried to get Jennifer Lawrence to make Bradley Cooper bang her. Via Radar: “Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a…
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2013

Here’s Bradley Cooper As The Elephant Man

Because I'm a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here's a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare…
By: The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Bradley Cooper Might Be Lex Luthor

Keep in mind prior rumors for this movie included Lindsay Lohan actually being hired as an actress, so there's literally no lengths these things won't go to. That said, Bradley Cooper is reportedly in talks to make a cameo as Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder's Man of Steel because apparently Christopher…
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Tricked Bradley Cooper

When Bradley Cooper agreed to have a business dinner with Jennifer Lopez at Per Se - a "low key" restaurant in New York known for its wealthy customers' discretion - he just assumed it'd be a friendly chat about a potential project that wouldn't be leaked to TMZ as a romantic get-together…
By: The Superficial / September 13, 2011

I Shall Call Them ‘Bradifer Coopez’

When we last left Bradley Cooper he was reportedly having sex with Olivia Wilde, so it only makes sense that he'd eventually move on to the much older and less attractive Jennifer Lopez, who let's assume immediately milked this puppy for publicity. TMZ reports: We're told the two…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2011

Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn't everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? -- Eh, you're all dicks. Anyway, she's reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were "inseparable" over the weekend if you haven't seen the 8,000…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2011

Bradley Cooper is The Crow Now

"Does this Crow person enjoy polo? Because I like polo." After Brandon Lee died filming the original Crow, every single sequel sucked to the point that the last one went straight to video and somehow starred Edward Furlong. So naturally Hollywood wants to remake the first one to capture all that magic money and are…
By: The Superficial / April 13, 2011

Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper Split

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper have reportedly called it quits, according to People: Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings. "I can't say enough about her," he said in September…
By: The Superficial / March 21, 2011

Mel Gibson is Pissed

Not entirely sure how this information deviates from the norm, but Page Six reports Mel Gibson is "furious" over the loss of his The Hangover 2 cameo: A source close to Gibson told us, "He doesn't understand why Mike Tyson, a drug user who turned his life around,…
By: The Superficial / October 25, 2010

Bradley Cooper Supported Mel Gibson ‘Hangover’ Cameo

As the entire entertainment circuit catches up to the Zach Galifianakis Comedy Death-Ray interview, which is looking more and more like him agreeing to be the fall guy for ditching Mel Gibson's The Hangover 2 cameo, everyone's publicists are scrambling to make it known their clients were against it the whole time.
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2010

Bradley Cooper bags another actress

Bradley Cooper apparently got what he wanted from Jennifer Aniston and has moved on to his next cougar: Renee Zellweger. The two were spotted having a romantic dinner Tuesday night in Manhattan, according to OK! Magazine: "Throughout the dinner they were playful and flirty," a witness tells OK!. "She played with her hair a…
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson has a bachelorette party

- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might as well not even be there. [Celebslam] - Heidi Klum is getting her ow…
By: The Superficial / June 19, 2009
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