Clint Eastwood says both he and ‘American Sniper’ are anti-war. Just listen. Listen to sound of panties bunching… More »
Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,… More »
I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert’s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)
UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the… More »
Now that Disney owns the right to Indiana Jones, it’s time to milk the fuck out of this puppy except there are two small problems: 1. Harrison Ford could literally die at any second. And 2. Shia LaBeouf has evolved into a non-famous fart-sniffing entity of such pure pretentiousness that it gave James Franco a… More »
Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine… More »
Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there’s a trailer for the trailer. And because I’m a sexless nerd, naturally I’m posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted out countless times into… More »
I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be… More »
In space, no one can see you flash people at the park because you’re still wearing clothes, you idiot.
While Marvel’s in the middle of trying to land Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon, here’s Michael Rooker filming Guardians Of The Galaxy in England this morning where he’ll be playing Yondu, some blue… More »
Here’s the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it’s another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a drum. Which is omething Man of… More »
“Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“First of all, her… More »
Because I’m a firm believer that the Internet should have pictures of literally everything on it, here’s a shirtless Bradley Cooper sitting in an old-timey bathtub looking like he had a stroke in case anyone wanted to look at that. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it was a riveting performance that laid bare a… More »
Keep in mind prior rumors for this movie included Lindsay Lohan actually being hired as an actress, so there’s literally no lengths these things won’t go to. That said, Bradley Cooper is reportedly in talks to make a cameo as Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel because apparently Christopher Meloni (the last rumored… More »
When Bradley Cooper agreed to have a business dinner with Jennifer Lopez at Per Se – a “low key” restaurant in New York known for its wealthy customers’ discretion – he just assumed it’d be a friendly chat about a potential project that wouldn’t be leaked to TMZ as a romantic get-together to get her… More »
When we last left Bradley Cooper he was reportedly having sex with Olivia Wilde, so it only makes sense that he’d eventually move on to the much older and less attractive Jennifer Lopez, who let’s assume immediately milked this puppy for publicity. TMZ reports:
We’re told the two hit up Per Se, a… More »
When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn’t everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? — Eh, you’re all dicks. Anyway, she’s reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were “inseparable” over the weekend if you haven’t seen the 8,000 breathless reports… More »
“Does this Crow person enjoy polo? Because I like polo.”
After Brandon Lee died filming the original Crow, every single sequel sucked to the point that the last one went straight to video and somehow starred Edward Furlong. So naturally Hollywood wants to remake the first one to capture all that magic money… More »
Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings.
“I can’t say enough about her,” he said in September while promoting the couple’s film Case 39. More »