Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first – because… More »
Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Mangled Celebs. Here you’ll find a pictorial cavalcade of stars (With bitching commentary of course.) who thought they could cheat nature but ended up looking like, well, see for yourself….
Special thanks to Cindi for an insane amount of hours making my jokes all kinds of navigatable. That… More »
Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn’t even have a face. Ha! Can’t believe you fell for that.
Here’s a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety:
Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.
So, think the… More »
Please forgive me for the short notice, but I’m writing to request a last minute alteration to my Christmas list. Please replace the following item:
A Pitt-Jolie child dressed as an Ewok complete with spear to attack my enemies.
British Ultimo Lingerie model Nicola McLean despite the stretch… More »
Jennifer Lopez also attended the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night and reminded the world she has breasts; A fact all too many of us seem to forget these days. Honestly, I blame myself. Somehow I hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me – and not… More »
“I don’t have dating on my mind at all. Just the thought of dating someone else grosses me out.
However, what doesn’t gross Paris out… More »
What does it say about me as a person that, if Katie Price was selling cyanide capsules, I’d probably buy an entire case and pop them like candy? Besides that I’m awesome and people are genuinely surprised to learn I don’t drive a battleship to work.
Former Miss England 2004 and British glamour model Danielle Lloyd stopped by Mansion night club in Ireland Saturday night where she displayed my two favorite things in the world. She also drank Guinness. (Hi-YO!) Why can’t more American celebrities dress all cleavagey while brandishing a frosty ale? That’s just downright patriotic! You see, kids, after… More »
Apparently, it’s Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today’s hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is “noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).” See, kids, learning is fun. On that note, If you’re curious as to what vehicle Keeley is… More »