Posts tagged "Blake Lively"

Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Breasts, And Other News

Josh Hartnett regrets turning down Christopher Nolan, Bobby Brown says Bobbi Kristina is awake, Miley Cyrus’ is still putting stickers on her nipples, and Nicole Trunfio’s giant breasts in a bikini. Your morning links.

The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Blake Lively Gave Birth

“You’re gonna be skinny again now, right baby?”
“You’re gonna make a movie that doesn’t tank now, right baby?”
Posted by Photo Boy
I’ll admit I’ve never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds’ kid over the holidays and I had this old gallery of…

Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

Normally, pregnancy is God’s way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of plagiarism and the hottest slaveowner…

The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice…

The Superficial / October 17, 2014

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively’s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook’s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by

The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Martha Stewart Is Cutting Bitches

Martha Stewart has a drone, so right off the bat, you don’t fuck with that. She’s also done time, so before you think you can just waltz into her territory with your macrobiotic cranberry sauce and free-range giblet gravy served in authentic ancient Mayan finger bowls, know that vengeance is best served with a nice…

The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Blake Lively GOOPed Early

If I had to list Blake Lively’s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following:…

The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Never Saw Blake Lively Coming

Blake Lively is a gorgeous, thin blonde who also happens to be friends with Beyonce and has a pretentious, fart-sniffing website launching next week which makes you wonder why we even need Gwyneth Paltrow anymore. And I’m not just saying that because Blake’s breasts are way more awesome to the point that it’s not eve…

The Superficial / July 15, 2014

The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce’s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your…

The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Jesus Christ Legs, Blake Lively

Here’s Blake Lively continuing to own the shit out of Cannes after being locked in a closet by Ryan Reynolds all these months. Which is why I have to violate this restraining order and rescue her now that she’s free. The judge will under- *gets tackled by PreCrime unit*

Are Those Diamond Boobs?

The Superficial / May 16, 2014

And Now For The Part Where I Completely Lose My Shit Over Blake Lively

This woman gives me a fucking boner. I don’t know how any of you have managed to live your lives without that knowledge, but let it be a testament to your fortitude and sheer grit. Unless you’re Hilary Duff, in which, case I’ve never seen Blake Lively before in my life. Baby, I can change!

The Superficial / May 15, 2014

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Blake Lively Still Has Breasts And Other News

- Taylor Lautner is an acceptable comedy replacement for Andy Samberg now. [Lainey Gossip]
– I’ll assume these are instructional moves for Kylie. [Dlisted]
– Yesterday really was Ass Day, wasn’t it? [theCHIVE]
– Even Madonna hates Madonna music. [Fishwrapper]
– Keep telling kids who’ve been molested it’s their fault, Bob Jones University. Fine preachin’.

The Superficial / February 13, 2014

Blake Lively’s Breasts! You Came Back!

It’s been over two months since Blake Lively’s breasts have been on the site, and it was seven months before that, so fortunately she took me seriously about blowing up that orphanage because here she is at last night’s premiere of Turbo in New York. Which would be even more awesome if Ryan Reynolds hadn’t…

The Superficial / July 10, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

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So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money and showcase…

Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Blake Lively Seems Terrible To Marry Is How I’m Going To Read This So I Don’t Kill Myself

If you hadn’t read by now, Martha Stewart helped plan Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding, except it turns out Blake Lively also had eight million details for this thing which makes her seem like a real pain in the ass to marry with awesome breasts that wouldn’t make up for all that, right? (Nod…

The Superficial / October 16, 2012

Blake Lively’s Cleavage Didn’t Get Packed Away After The Wedding And Other News

- Reggie Bush knocked up a chick who only looks like Kim Kardashian. Someone count that as a bullet dodged for humanity. [Dlisted]
– Porn stars before and after they put on make-up and this surprisingly has nothing to do with facials. Did not see that one… coming. *licks finger, smooths eyebrows* [theCHIVE]
– Here&#8217…

The Superficial / October 10, 2012

We Get It, Blake Lively, You’re Not Pregnant

Yesterday, rumors that Blake Lively is pregnant finally got to the point that her rep had to release a statement denying reports and surprisingly without blaming the whole thing on angles and weird shirts. But just in case, Blake was later spotted on the set of Gossip Girl wearing the tightest shirt she could find…

The Superficial / September 21, 2012

Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

There had to be some reason Ryan Reynolds decided to marry Blake Lively after just getting divorced from Scarlett Johansson, and because all of us in the entertainment industry are lazy as shit, it’s she’s pregnant. We’re all going with pregnant. Page Six reports:
The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her…

The Superficial / September 20, 2012
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