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Blake Lively Can Say All The Stupid Shit About Woody Allen She Wants

Blake Lively is the hottest pregnant woman alive. Until Hilary Duff calls me back and we buy a basal thermometer.

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Woody Allen Jokes Hurt Blake Lively’s Feelings, You Guys

Being in a Woody Allen movie is really working out great for Blake Lively. Couldn’t be better.

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Ronan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen

Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. …

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Are You Banging A Guy Named Ryan? You’re Probably Pregnant

Blake Lively and Eva Mendes are pregnant as is the trend these days.

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Blake Lively’s Breasts Aren’t Kim & Kanye

Blake Lively’s breasts came back for me. I mean, ew, these aren’t Hilary Duff. *clicks through every pic*

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Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Breasts, And Other News

Josh Hartnett regrets turning down Christopher Nolan, Bobby Brown says Bobbi Kristina is awake, Miley Cyrus’ is still putting stickers on her nipples, and Nicole Trunfio’s giant breasts in a bikini. Your morning links.

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Blake Lively Gave Birth

“You’re gonna be skinny again now, right baby?”
“You’re gonna make a movie that doesn’t tank now, right baby?”

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I’ll admit I’ve never been as preoccupied with Blake Lively as Fish so terrifyingly is, but she shat out Ryan Reynolds’ kid over the holidays and I…

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Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

Normally, pregnancy is God’s way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of plagiarism and the hottest slaveowner…

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Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice…

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Blake Lively Is Pregnant

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively’s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook’s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by

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Martha Stewart Is Cutting Bitches

Martha Stewart has a drone, so right off the bat, you don’t fuck with that. She’s also done time, so before you think you can just waltz into her territory with your macrobiotic cranberry sauce and free-range giblet gravy served in authentic ancient Mayan finger bowls, know that vengeance is best served with a nice…

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Blake Lively GOOPed Early

If I had to list Blake Lively’s accomplishments in order, they’d be the following: …

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Gwyneth Paltrow Never Saw Blake Lively Coming

Blake Lively is a gorgeous, thin blonde who also happens to be friends with Beyonce and has a pretentious, fart-sniffing website launching next week which makes you wonder why we even need Gwyneth Paltrow anymore. And I’m not just saying that because Blake’s breasts are way more awesome to the point that it’s not even…

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The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce’s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your…

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Jesus Christ Legs, Blake Lively

Here’s Blake Lively continuing to own the shit out of Cannes after being locked in a closet by Ryan Reynolds all these months. Which is why I have to violate this restraining order and rescue her now that she’s free. The judge will under- *gets tackled by PreCrime unit*

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And Now For The Part Where I Completely Lose My Shit Over Blake Lively

This woman gives me a fucking boner. I don’t know how any of you have managed to live your lives without that knowledge, but let it be a testament to your fortitude and sheer grit. Unless you’re Hilary Duff, in which, case I’ve never seen Blake Lively before in my life. Baby, I can change!

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The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

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Blake Lively Still Has Breasts And Other News

- Taylor Lautner is an acceptable comedy replacement for Andy Samberg now. [Lainey Gossip]

– I’ll assume these are instructional moves for Kylie. [Dlisted]

– Yesterday really was Ass Day, wasn’t it? [theCHIVE]

– Even Madonna hates Madonna music. [Fishwrapper]

– Keep telling kids who’ve been molested…

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