Posts tagged "Billy Ray Cyrus"

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy
As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

There’s A Sequel To ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ With Twerking Butt Aliens

Because ass-themed sequels are in right now, here’s “Achy Breaky 2,” featuring Billy Ray Cyrus and Buck 22 who’s apparently the son of Dionne Warwick in case Billy Ray Cyrus making random black kids carry his fishing gear before being sucked into a spaceship where hot alien bitches twerk like his daughter somehow wasn’t fucked…

The Superficial / February 12, 2014

Billy Ray Cyrus & Fred Durst Performed A Duet Together Because The Apocalypse

In case the Hulk Hogan “Wrecking Ball” spoof wasn’t evidence enough that these are truly the End of Days, here’s Billy Ray Cyrus performing “Lately” with Fred Durst on The Arsenio Hall Show because clearly this conversation happened in Hell:
“What’s the best way to tell the world I’m going to bathe it in unholy…

The Superficial / October 4, 2013

Miley Cyrus Topless 23 Rolling Stone Justin Bieber Mike WiLL Made It Ratchet Twerk What’s SEO?

Because Miley Cyrus can’t go 48 hours without doing a grab-bag of naked shit, above is her topless Rolling Stone cover which leads into screencaps from Mike WiLL Made It’s video for “23” (below) that also dropped today. That said, if you’re understandably bored from seeing Hannah Montana’s knickers for the 18th time, the Rolling

The Superficial / September 24, 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus Wishes Twerking Was Around When He Had That One Song

My dear, sweet, Photo Boy, this.
Now that Miley Cyrus twerking is part of our national tapestry, official lexicon and soon, oxygen, what the world really wants to know is what Billy Ray Cyrus thought of his tender little Hanner Montanner’s performance at the VMAs. And it turns out the answer is, “Well, shoot, I’d…

The Superficial / August 29, 2013

Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced. For Real This Time.

Miley Cyrus’ parents have threatened to get a divorce before – No thanks to Hannah Montana, whoever the hell she is… – only to call the whole thing off, but this time Bret Michaels might want to delouse his finest wig and bandana because Tish Cyrus has officially filed papers. TMZ reports:

Billy…

The Superficial / June 14, 2013

Noah Cyrus’ 13th Birthday Party Looks Appropriate

Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / January 10, 2013

Miley Cyrus Got In A Dang Ol’ Bar Fight

In all the long, veiny, 100% beef, I’ve been a bad, bad secretary confusion yesterday, I missed the TMZ report that Miley Cyrus (Who’s 19, by the way.) is a battery suspect after getting into a fight at a Hollywood bar because it was only a matter of time until her life became The Dukes

The Superficial / September 11, 2012

Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Butt Cheeks Tryin’ To Have Lunch With Her Daddy

Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping in Los Angeles yesterday where if you couldn’t already tell by the shorts, she’s on her way to have lunch with Billy Ray Cyrus. And if you think I’m going to make some sort of cheesy joke about him ordering “the salad,” don’t be ridiculous. Hillbillies don’t eat salads. They eat

The Superficial / June 21, 2012

Billy Ray Cyrus Calls Off Divorce

Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:
“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to…

The Superficial / March 18, 2011

Miley Cyrus Got Drunk Again

Miley Cyrus just turned 18 in November which still makes her three years below the legal drinking age in California. So, of course, here she is stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont at one in the morning on Saturday where she stayed for two hours before her people slipped her out the back. Although in her…

The Superficial / March 14, 2011

Miley Made Billy Ray Cancel ‘The View’

Billy Ray Cyrus was scheduled to appear on the The View tomorrow, presumably to blame more people for letting his daughter make their family millions of dollars and then go crazy after hitting puberty because nothing like that has ever happened before. But unfortunately for him, Golden Ticket had other plans. Popeater reports:
When Miley…

The Superficial / February 22, 2011

Miley Cyrus is Carrying John Mayer’s Baby – Or Is It Batboy’s?!?

Can you tell I’m about to use Star as a source?
A fuller-faced Miley Cyrus was spotted in Hollywood this week leading many to suggest she’s spent way too much time in her dad’s kitchen. Turns out there’s a rational, more plausible solution: John Mayer knocked her up at the Grammys and she’s already showing…

The Superficial / February 17, 2011

Billy Ray Cyrus: ‘Hannah Montana Destroyed My Family’

From the bowels of his Tennessee mansion where he sits around in the dark – No, really. – Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to throw the entire Hannah Montana franchise under the tractor in a new interview with GQ that’s as depressing as it is random. (Apparently this is all David Lynch’s fault.) Jumped for…

The Superficial / February 15, 2011

Billy Ray Reacts to Miley Cyrus Bong Video

A sadness that only a wall of musical notes and pinwheels could possibly express…
Things were looking up for Billy Ray Cyrus. He was single again, proudly mulleted once more and just this morning, Jesus followed him on Twitter. There was virtually nothing that could bring him down – until someone decided to put video…

The Superficial / December 10, 2010

Bret Michaels Denies Banging Miley’s Mom

“But first, blowjays for everyone! Yay! Believe what Bret says. Wheeeee!”
Bret Michaels stopped by Fox & Friends yesterday (above) where he personally denied having an affair with Tish Cyrus because the word of a man who meticulously hides his baldness is one to hang your toupee on. Via Popeater:
“The answer is no,” Michael…

The Superficial / November 10, 2010

Miley Cyrus Seems to Be Coping Well

(Well means catatonic, right?)
Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really happening here:…

The Superficial / November 4, 2010

Bret Michaels ‘Sabotaged His Career’ If He Slept With Miley’s Mom

Seen here pretending to be a stand-up family man to sell middle-aged fans his new reality show Life As I Know It, Bret Michaels’ career could suffer the consequences if it turns out he did the Unskinny Bop with Miley Cyrus’ mom Tish. (I hate myself so much right now.) Hollywood Life reports:
“First of…

The Superficial / November 3, 2010

Bret Michaels Banged Miley Cyrus’ Mom

Presumably as payment for recording a duet with Miley on “Nothing to Lose,” Bret Michaels reportedly had an affair with Tish Cyrus which prompted Billy Ray to file for divorce once he eventually found out. (Why do I feel like I just described an episode of Dukes of Hazzard?) Us Weekly reports:
Michaels, 47, “became…

The Superficial / November 2, 2010

Miley Cyrus’ Parents File For Divorce

This, uh. This explains a lot.
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports:
“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they…

The Superficial / October 27, 2010
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