Paris Hilton’s face: A case study in WTF
Paris Hilton's new movie Repo! The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I've been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her face? Maybe it's just a poor choice in make-up but, it's evolving into something that ain't quite pretty.
Benji Madden really wants to put a baby in Paris Hilton
Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children: "Of course when you're that happy, you think about everything. I mean, she's my best friend. I've never been so happy.
Paris Hilton still alive, NOT procreating
Anyone remember Paris Hilton? Anyone? Ha ha, just kidding. Who could forget all that herp? What're you looking at above are pics of Paris and Benji Madden that sparked speculation she's knocked up with a devil spawn. Fortunately, for humanity's sake, those claims have been deemed illegitimate - like the child she'll eventually have at…