Posts tagged "Ben Affleck"

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

"Haha! And then I said, 'Well, you're going to be insecure for a while because that's not where that thing goes!' He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best." Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee…
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

And Now The Time We All Saw Ben Affleck’s Dick

Because the Internet is a strange and powerful tool that ebbs and flows as it pleases, naked GIFs of Ben Affleck's naked penis in Gone Girl are now available for people to click and go, "Hey, that's Batman's dick." Although, I almost positive Jon Hamm was his cock-double because…
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

Posted by Photo Boy Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerd…
By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

Ben Affleck can't do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet's secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don't even know where I am anymore that's how distracted…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Holy Ben Affleck’s Butt Crack, Batman!

I'm shooting myself in the face for that headline. Don't worry. When my parents watched me head out for college 16 years ago, they watched with wonder as I even went in the first place, Mom, and somehow graduated without dropping out after a year to get married, Dad. There I was, an honest-to-God college…
By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Despite a release date that's almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by…
By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I'm not even joking. So here's a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within: Mega…
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

Kevin Smith: ‘Ben Affleck’s Batsuit Is Blue & Grey’

If you're like me, you've been spending a lot of time thinking about Ben Affleck's batsuit and whether or not it possess the ability to make anyone but Zack Snyder direct Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (Yup, that's the title now.) because Man of Steel wa…
By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014

It’s Ben Affleck’s Batman’s Costume

Yesterday, Zack Snyder teased an image of the new Batmobile's ass with a promise of revealing the whole thing today. Which he just did along with Ben Affleck's new Batman costume albeit in black and white. And because I'm a giant, sexless nerd who just hyperventilated himself…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Apparently Ben Affleck Is Rain Man

"Holy shit, is that a K-Maht? Definitely gotta go to K-Maht and get mah undaweah." Because the key, and often overlooked, component to getting into character as Batman is gambling, lots and lots of gambling, Ben Affleck was politely removed from the blackjack table at the Hard…
By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014

Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Night Went Well

In case you missed it, just as Ben Affleck finished wrapping up the 20th Annual SAG Awards Saturday night, Cuba Gooding Jr. ran onstage and Kanye'd the shit out of him by yelling "Happy MLK Weekend!" right into the microphone. Which actually makes sense once you see…
By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor

"Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?" "Kill Superman!" - How this post happened Now that the Internet's done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it's time to forget Bryan Cranston being Lex Luthor and move on to.. Joaquin Phoenix? Eh, why not? He'…
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they're trying to do here. Variety…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

That Dude From ‘Girls’ Might Be Nightwing

Adam Driver's already had to pretend to bang a tattooed sack of potatoes on HBO which, in my book, is all the experience a man needs to play an older version of Batman's boy sidekick. "In this scene, The Joker has you held hostage, so try to think about all those time…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Hey, Warner Bros, Here’s Your Lex Luthor

With the rumors of Bryan Cranston playing Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman being shot down by reports that his first post-Breaking Bad role will be Trumbo, fanboys hoping for a Walter White Lex are obviously disappointed. So allow me to suggest an even better alternative: Damian Lewis,…
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Ben Affleck’s Getting A Divorce

Posted by Photo Boy So not only is Ben Affleck goddamn Batman now, he's also just been cast opposite Emily Ratajkowski in the adaptation of Gillian Flynn's novel 'Gone Girl.' E! News reports: Ratajkowski will play Andie, a beautiful college student who Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) has an affair with…
By: Photo Boy / September 17, 2013

Calm Down, Justin Bieber Is The Perfect Robin

Over the weekend, Justin Bieber posted a selfie to Instagram showing him holding what looks like the script to Batman Vs. Superman with the caption "#robin??" which naturally made the Internet go horse-fucking bananas because this whole thing's a compost heap of porn and comic books when it comes right dow…
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2013

Jack Nicholson Reportedly Retired From Acting

"Yay, more pussy for me." "Not on your life..." Jack Nicholson has openly admitted to doing mountains of cocaine over the years, so I'm willing to accept the possibility that he suffers from memory loss to the point that it's affected his acting, and that his new mission in life is to be Sea…
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

Timothy Dalton Might Be The New Alfred

There's a special place in my heart for the Timothy Dalton Bond movies, so finding out he'll be a more badass Alfred in Batman Vs. Superman sounds amazing as long as he describes things as the "soize of a tang-ah-reen." Cosmic Book News has the scoop again, so it's time to admit…
By: The Superficial / August 29, 2013
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