Posts tagged "Ben Affleck"

Ben Affleck’s Nanny Is Getting Police Escorts

Christine Ouzounian needed a police escort from all of the paparazzi she called and actually got one because, haha, fuck you, poor people who didn’t bang a movie star.

The Superficial / August 13, 2015

We Need To Talk About Batman’s Tits

Batman’s tits: You see them, I see them. They’re only going to get bigger if nobody says something.

The Superficial / August 12, 2015

Ben Affleck Is Not Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.

The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Ben Affleck Got A Muscle Car

Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you!

The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Batfleck Forevah

The solo Batfleck movie everybody saw coming is coming.

The Superficial / July 10, 2015

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Love The Paparazzi Now

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shove their family in front of the camera after 8,000 tabloids reported they’re getting divorced any second now.

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Jared Leto’s Joker Looks Like This

First look at Jared Leto as The Joker. Hope you like tattoos.

The Superficial / April 27, 2015

Ben Affleck Will Talk About That Slave Business Now

Ben Affleck has issued an apology for asking Finding Your Roots to censor information about an ancestor who owned slaves if apology means blaming PBS for everything then patting yourself on the back.

The Superficial / April 22, 2015

Ben Affleck Made PBS Cover Up That His Ancestors Owned Slaves

New Sony email leaks reveal Ben Affleck had PBS suppress information that his ancestors owned slaves, so that just blew up in Batman’s face.

The Superficial / April 20, 2015

‘ERMAHGERD IT’S THE DERP-DEVIL’

‘Daredevil’ gets a Honest Trailer. The shitty Ben Affleck one, not the good one we’ll remember fondly and not spit on the floor whenever it’s mentioned.

The Superficial / April 8, 2015

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of quintessential Gwyneth Paltrow

The Superficial / January 15, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

Posted by Photo Boy
Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I’ll pause here so you can clean the pee off your Joker sheets from that exciting revelation.

Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
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