Posts tagged "Ben Affleck"

‘Batman V Superman’ Has Doomsday In It, He Looks Like A Poop Monster

The new Batman V Superman trailer is here, and it brought way too much Jesse Eisenberg. Just… goddammit.

The Superficial | December 3, 2015 - 8:33 am

Ben Affleck Changed His Number To Escape The Nanny

Ben Affleck knows how to let a woman down easy.

The Superficial | September 10, 2015 - 12:14 pm

The Nanny Wants To Be The Bachelorette Now

Christine Ouzounian is trying to ride Ben Affleck’s dick into a reality TV deal.

The Superficial | August 17, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Ben Affleck’s Nanny Is Getting Police Escorts

Christine Ouzounian needed a police escort from all of the paparazzi she called and actually got one because, haha, fuck you, poor people who didn’t bang a movie star.

The Superficial | August 13, 2015 - 12:42 pm

We Need To Talk About Batman’s Tits

Batman’s tits: You see them, I see them. They’re only going to get bigger if nobody says something.

The Superficial | August 12, 2015 - 1:48 pm

Ben Affleck Let The Nanny Meet Tom Brady, Is An Idiot

Ben Affleck brought the nanny on a private jet with Tom Brady. How did he think that would play out?

The Superficial | August 11, 2015 - 11:24 am

Ben Affleck Was Totally Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck’s straying dick just got thrown under the bus.

The Superficial | August 5, 2015 - 12:01 pm

Okay, So Ben Affleck Might Be Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck, you stupid devil you.

The Superficial | July 31, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Ben Affleck Is Not Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.

The Superficial | July 29, 2015 - 11:06 am

Ben Affleck Got A Muscle Car

Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you!

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 4:15 pm

Batfleck Forevah

The solo Batfleck movie everybody saw coming is coming.

The Superficial | July 10, 2015 - 1:16 pm

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Love The Paparazzi Now

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shove their family in front of the camera after 8,000 tabloids reported they’re getting divorced any second now. …

The Superficial | May 29, 2015 - 11:00 am

Jared Leto’s Joker Looks Like This

First look at Jared Leto as The Joker. Hope you like tattoos.

The Superficial | April 27, 2015 - 10:23 am

Ben Affleck Will Talk About That Slave Business Now

Ben Affleck has issued an apology for asking Finding Your Roots to censor information about an ancestor who owned slaves if apology means blaming PBS for everything then patting yourself on the back.

The Superficial | April 22, 2015 - 12:33 pm

Ben Affleck Made PBS Cover Up That His Ancestors Owned Slaves

New Sony email leaks reveal Ben Affleck had PBS suppress information that his ancestors owned slaves, so that just blew up in Batman’s face.

The Superficial | April 20, 2015 - 1:39 pm
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