Posts tagged "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice"

It’s Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor

Entertainment Weekly has the first look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice,' and surprise, he's bald.
By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

Posted by Photo Boy Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I'll pause here so you can clean the pee…
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie…
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Christian Bale Wanted To Play Batman Again

Posted by Photo Boy Before the Internet collectively shat itself over Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, there was fleeting hope that Christian Bale was going to return for a Justice League movie until he effectively shot that shit down. But now, to the gnashing teeth of nerd…
By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Jena Malone Is Probably Batfleck’s Robin

So here's what we know about Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice: It's heavily influenced by The Dark Knight Returns. In The Dark Knight Returns, Robin is a redhead girl named Carrie Kelley. Jena Malone has red hair which is already way more information tha…
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Despite a release date that's almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by…
By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Kevin Smith Supposedly Wrote Fake ‘Batman V Superman’ That’s Been ‘Leaked’

Despite directing one of the worst movies of Ben Affleck's career and not speaking to him for years, Kevin Smith has somehow had unprecedented access to Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice's development. Turns out he may or may not have been commissioned by Warner…
By: The Superficial / July 7, 2014

Holy Crap, It’s Superman! In The Same Exact Costume As The Other Movie

Following Batfleck and the constant barrage of casting news because they're shoving 800 superheroes in this thing (Blue Beetle, anyone?), it's been way too easy to forget about Henry Cavill despite his character's name being one of the 20 words in the title. So to…
By: The Superficial / July 3, 2014

Kevin Smith Says Nikki Finke’s DC Comics Movie List Is ‘Completely Legit’

Like any nerd worth his mint on card penis safely sealed in a Mylar bag, Wednesdays are when I scurry down to the local comic shop to spend my hard-earned money on 32-pages of chiseled dudes in tights, and because I can, I'm dragging you down into the mud with me. - *grabs you by…
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Khal Drogo Is Aquaman? Why Not?

Of all the superheroes who are the constant butt of jokes, Aquaman is usually at the top of that list (See: Entourage, swamp wang), so Zack Snyder's going to try and change all that by casting Jason Momoa and presumably have him bang Emilia Clarke…
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

Kevin Smith: ‘Ben Affleck’s Batsuit Is Blue & Grey’

If you're like me, you've been spending a lot of time thinking about Ben Affleck's batsuit and whether or not it possess the ability to make anyone but Zack Snyder direct Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (Yup, that's the title now.) because Man of Steel wa…
By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014

It’s Ben Affleck’s Batman’s Costume

Yesterday, Zack Snyder teased an image of the new Batmobile's ass with a promise of revealing the whole thing today. Which he just did along with Ben Affleck's new Batman costume albeit in black and white. And because I'm a giant, sexless nerd who just hyperventilated himself…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Jesse Eisenberg Is Lex Luthor. Yup.

So remember when the entire Internet lost its shit over Ben Affleck being Batman? This probably won't help. Via Variety: Warner Bros. Pictures has cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor and Jeremy Irons will play Alfred in the upcoming Superman/Batman film. ... “Lex Luthor is often considered the most notorious of…
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2014

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor

"Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?" "Kill Superman!" - How this post happened Now that the Internet's done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it's time to forget Bryan Cranston being Lex Luthor and move on to.. Joaquin Phoenix? Eh, why not? He'…
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they're trying to do here. Variety…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

That Dude From ‘Girls’ Might Be Nightwing

Adam Driver's already had to pretend to bang a tattooed sack of potatoes on HBO which, in my book, is all the experience a man needs to play an older version of Batman's boy sidekick. "In this scene, The Joker has you held hostage, so try to think about all those time…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

So Jaimie Alexander Might Be Wonder Woman

While promoting Thor: The Dark World at Comikaze over the weekend, Jaimie Alexander made some comments to Forbes that heavily suggest she might be Wonder Woman in Batman Vs. Superman. Also I spent my entire morning writing about Courtney Stodden, so now it's comic book…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Gina Carano Banging Superman Again Is A Post With Celebrity Breasts In It

I'm going to be completely honest with you, it's a fucking wasteland on the celebrity beat right now. Just wait until you see my next post [Update: Right here.] which is the hottest story on the Internet right now and will put things entirely in perspective. In the meantime, here's a post about…
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2013

Hey, Warner Bros, Here’s Your Lex Luthor

With the rumors of Bryan Cranston playing Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman being shot down by reports that his first post-Breaking Bad role will be Trumbo, fanboys hoping for a Walter White Lex are obviously disappointed. So allow me to suggest an even better alternative: Damian Lewis,…
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Calm Down, Justin Bieber Is The Perfect Robin

Over the weekend, Justin Bieber posted a selfie to Instagram showing him holding what looks like the script to Batman Vs. Superman with the caption "#robin??" which naturally made the Internet go horse-fucking bananas because this whole thing's a compost heap of porn and comic books when it comes right dow…
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2013
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