Posts tagged "Barack Obama"

Kanye West Isn’t Allowed To Talk At The DNC

The general public’s been told that Kanye got put on a leash. What could possibly happen next?

Photo Boy | September 29, 2015 - 1:28 pm

Bristol Palin Chimed In On Ahmed Mohamed

Bristol Palin reacted well to President Obama inviting Ahmed Mohamed to the White House. Gotcha! No, she was a real asshole about it. …

Photo Boy | September 18, 2015 - 10:45 am

George Zimmerman Has Some Thoughts On The Virginia Shooting

George Zimmerman will bring subtle nuance to a grave tragedy now. Just kidding! He’s here to tweet racist Republican talking points.

The Superficial | August 27, 2015 - 11:49 am

Obama Just Called Bill Cosby A Rapist

Barack Obama called Bill Cosby a rapist. EVERYBODY OUT OF THE INTERNET! GO GO GO!

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 3:16 pm

What The Hell Is The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Where journalists get to rub elbows with celebrities and politicians while the country rips itself apart around them.

The Superficial | April 27, 2015 - 11:07 am

Charlie Sheen Is A Birther, Of Course

Charlie Sheen attacks Obama for filling out his NCAA bracket because cocaine affects the mind.

The Superficial | March 20, 2015 - 11:22 am

Scott Stapp Threatened To Assassinate Obama

Scott Stapp believes terrorists are hiding around every corner and taking prayer out of public schools has ruined America, so it’s already been established he’s crazy. All the evidence is there. And now comes words that he’d taken his batshit to the next logical step: Wanting to shoot things. Namely Obama for using the IRS…

The Superficial | December 12, 2014 - 10:15 am

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

While it’s pretty much a given that today’s midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn’t helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, her “support” basically uses…

The Superficial | November 4, 2014 - 10:34 am

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Obama To Get Up In That

Chris Martin has a super-cool new girlfriend, so it behooves Gwyneth Paltrow to one-up him because conscious uncoupling is some hardcore shit. Which brings us to the President of the United States who, granted, is married, but if there’s one thing Gwyneth has taught us it’s that you can cut monogamy out just like gluten.

The Superficial | October 10, 2014 - 12:58 pm

The President Has Seen Alexandra Daddario’s Boobs And So Now Must We

Yesterday, Defamer reported that President Obama personally asked HBO’s CEO for advanced copies of Game of Thrones and True Detective because you know who calls you in that middle of that shit when you’re the president? The talking bill from Schoolhouse Rock. Every time. More importantly, Alexandra Daddario saw Defamer’s post and tweeted this:

The Superficial | February 18, 2014 - 1:33 pm

Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

Get back in your egg.
Photos: Getty

The Superficial | November 25, 2013 - 10:43 am

Oh, STFU, James Woods, You’re Still Going To Work In Hollywood

James Woods recently tweeted his disapproval with Obama over the government shutdown along with one of those bullshit memes your old high school classmates post to Facebook between making fun of black people on food stamps. So naturally here’s Fox News to hype up James’ fear that he’ll never work in Hollywood again because it’s…

The Superficial | October 10, 2013 - 2:07 pm

A U.S. Congresswoman Believes The Biblical End Times Have Started Because Obama

Continuing our series of Pointing Out The Crazy, Outdated Superstitions of The People Who Decide Our Laws, here’s Michele Bachmann telling Christian radio show Understanding The Times that the events in the Book of Revelation are happening in real life because Barack Obama armed Al Qaeda except he didn’t, at all. But that’s entirely irrelevant…

The Superficial | October 8, 2013 - 2:01 pm

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the…

The Superficial | September 25, 2013 - 10:08 am

Obama Sent Jay-Z To Cuba To Steal Our White Women

Despite thousands of Americans visiting Cuba every year, Republicans got their panties in a bunch this week when Jay-Z and Beyonce vacationed in Havana. A situation that didn’t get any better when Jay-Z decided to release a track called “Open Letter” where he says Barack Obama gave him clearance forcing the White House to make…

The Superficial | April 12, 2013 - 11:25 am

Everyone, Relax, It Was The Devil Who Made The Devil On The History Channel Look Like Obama

“I, uh, would like to spend, uh, 40 days, and, uh, nights with you. In the, uh, desert.”
Last night on The History Channel’s The Bible miniseries, Satan made an appearance (above) and looked an awful lot like a certain secret Muslim turning America into a socialist butt sex factory. A similarity that Glenn Beck…

The Superficial | March 18, 2013 - 3:57 pm

Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem

Here’s a little something that will make everyone who got butthurt over the Jesse James post have a little more spring in their goose step, Beyonce apparently lip-synched the National Anthem during Barack Obama’s inauguration yesterday while Kelly Clarkson did not. (She did, however, earn Bill Clinton’s seal of approval, so there are no real…

The Superficial | January 22, 2013 - 4:06 pm

Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration

In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly…

The Superficial | January 21, 2013 - 2:44 pm

The Black Guy’s Still The President Exactly Like Effeminate People Who Know Math Predicted

Thanks in no small part to Jon Hamm’s penis stumping in Colorado, Barack Obama and his “Chicago-style politics” were run out of town last night by the American public, except no wait, they weren’t. He was re-elected president to a resounding symphony of white butthurt. So if you’re a Republican who actually thought this was…

The Superficial | November 7, 2012 - 9:48 am
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