Here’s Bar Refaeli in the latest campaign for Passionata lingerie because if there’s one thing men don’t have enough going into sex, it’s unrealistic expectations of how things are about to go down.
“Oh, man, she’s going to look so awesome and we’re going to rock this ALL NIGHT.”
One minute 15 seconds later
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On account of Katy Perry’s Smurf-butt, Adrianne Curry’s daddy issues and Jennifer Lopez just generally being a horrible person, I’ve been sitting on these Bar Refaeli bikini pics for most of the day because, unlike me in the sack, this site isn’t always about doing things as quickly as possible. Sometimes, and this is where…
Because Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t going to make himself jealous (Or won’t he…), Bar Refaeli continued to wear bikinis in France over the weekend. More importantly, I lead with a shot of her butt instead of her breasts for once because I’m growing as a person. I’m more refined now, cultured if you will. *sniffs box…
AIDS: Damn, look at those ti-
CURE: And I’m in. Nice work, Bar Refaeli. I’d never leave you for Blake Lively.
BAR: Wait. Who’s dating Blake Lively?
CURE: Uhhh.. my headset’s shorting out. Kzzzccss… can’t.. you.. static… krrzzzzzz..
[Side Note: Do these make up for Courtney Love? Because I feel like they just cancel…
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli’s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking himself for not calling her fast enough. “Stupid, Wladimir.
Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly split which is somehow big news this morning despite the fact they break-up every other year to spice things up. Page Six reports:
The source added: “Neither were ready to settle down, and both have busy careers that have been taking them in different directions.” Rumors of an impending…
I’m going to break into Leonardo DiCaprio’s dreams and have sex with this. Mark my words.
Here’s international supermodel Bar Refaeli vacationing in Cabo yesterday, and you want to know what I love most about posting pictures of her? How many people bring up that she dodged serving in the Israeli military. Because that’s the…
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Here’s Bar Refaeli and a shit-ton of celebrities at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala last night. Feel free to take a look through and then maybe someone can explain to me how the hell they talked Kirsten Dunst out of hanging upside down in a cave with Dakota Fanning. Or is Dakota really Kirste…
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