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I had nothing to do with this.

Heidi Montag released her unfortunately-named single “Superficial” today and surprisingly uses the word “bitch” in the chorus despite her Puritan lifestyle of fake tits and sharing a bed with a homosexual:

“They say I’m superficial, some call me a bitch,
They’re just mad, ’cause I’m sexy famous and I’m rich.”

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Etta James has senior moment, trashes Beyonce, Obama

Etta James had a moment at a Seattle concert last week where she trashed Beyonce for singing a rendition of “At Last” at President Barack Obama’s inauguration. Which is odd considering Beyonce recently played Etta in the film Cadillac Records, and the two had a ball at the premiere (above.) NY Daily News reports:

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Sarah Palin probably shot whoever screens her calls

Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a hold of Sarah Palin on Saturday and convinced her she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she fucking fell for it. For the record, that is really, no joke, Sarah Palin on the… More »

Britney Spears’ new single for your listening ‘pleasure’

Britney Spears’ new single “Womanizer” debuted today on Z100. I’ve got the audio for you after the jump and, surprise, it sounds like all her other stuff: processed shit. Now, I’m willing to concede Britney’s making steps forward in the looks department, but let’s get real, her voice just isn’t cut out for… More »