Posts tagged "Aubrey O’Day"

Aubrey O’Day Is A Talented Performer

Wait. Talented means having really large breasts that overshadow crazy eyes, an almost stunning lack of agility in a situation that routinely requires it, and basically everything else on a person's entire body? Because I feel like I'm using that right. There's just something in my gut. Or Aubrey O'Day's, whatever. I'm not a doctor.

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2014

The 2013 American Music Awards

Here's the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O'Day's breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it's Satan. I'm not a priest. Photos: Getty

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Welp, Aubrey O’Day Gave Up

At first, I wasn't sure if these pics are really Aubrey O'Day, but then more came in where she doubled up on eye makeup. Also, because I'm a serious journalist, I checked Aubrey's Twitter where she is, in fact, tweeting pics from Maui albeit only of scenery and clearly impostors. GLENN GREENWALD AIN'T GOT SHIT…

By: The Superficial / July 3, 2013

Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Are Still Making Music Videos And Other New

- Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow is friends with Nicole Richie? But.. but.. she's an orphan. [Lainey Gossip] - This one's about butts because variety is the spice of life. The butt-spice. [theCHIVE] - Scott Baio's penis really does a number on women, doesn't it? [Dlisted] - The time Joseph Gordon-Levitt photobombed the Obamas. [BuzzFeed] - Sophia

By: The Superficial / September 28, 2012

So Aubrey O’Day’s Just Going To Do Bikini Photos From Here On Out And Other News

- Redheads are a little slice of perfection in an otherwise imperfect world [theCHIVE] - Why Tom Cruise will be just fine because Japan has no idea he thinks he can levitate. [Lainey Gossip] - 11 Awkward Edits By Senate Staffers To Wikipedia [BuzzFeed] - The time Ron Jeremy almost caught a serial kitten killer.

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2012

Aubrey O’Day’s Still Wearing Horrible Fitting Bikinis And Other News

- Martha Stewart learned a lot from her time in prison. Namely asserting yourself as the Alpha Male. (No exaggeration, you will read nothing better than this all day.) [Dlisted] - I call this one "Ode to Michael Bay." [theCHIVE] - Apparently Jessica Biel hates her engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip] - The 27 Best "Breaking

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2012

We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong, And Other News

- Katie Holmes is saying words Tom Cruise didn't program into her back console now. [Lainey Gossip] - The UFC Girls Return to theCHIVE Offices [theCHIVE] - Claire Danes saw Alexander Skarsgard walking down the street. [Dlisted] - 13 Ways Scientologists Have Impacted The Lives Of Yelp Reviewers [BuzzFeed] - Magic Mike is Matthew McConaughey'…

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2012

Aubrey O’Day Has To Fly With Her Dogs Because She’s A Crazy Person

Here's Aubrey O'Day flying first class with her dogs because apparently Virgin Airlines will let you do that provided you have a note from your doctor stating you'll rush the cockpit if they won't which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports: A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ ... the "Celebrity…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2012

Aubrey O’Day Had A Pool Party And Other News

- Apparently you can post pics of hot chicks online and the Internet will find/stalk them for you. We live in a golden age. [theCHIVE] - Leonardo DiCaprio takes all his girlfriends bike riding presumably so they can pack their shit faster. Keeps 'em limber. [Lainey Gossip] - The Drunk Celebrity Hall of Fame [BuzzFeed]…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2012

Aubrey O’Day Managed To Out-Whore The Kardashians, Well Played

Last night was the launch of Kim Kardashian's something or rather, except whoops! Someone made the mistake of inviting Aubrey O'Day and her equal, if not far more desperate penchant for whore-tittery, so let's focus entirely on that. Mainly because I want to see if Kim uninvites her from her wedding now like the 50

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2011

Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and
Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey. [TooFab] - Being Courtney Love's maid sucks. Who knew? [Popeater] - Angelina Jolie's Cleopatra won't be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post] - Amber Rose didn't ask for this life. It wa…

By: Photo Boy / May 31, 2011

Aubrey O’Day in a Bikini and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking at a $200 million divorce. [Popeater] - Zach Galifianakis shot up on Real Time with Bill Maher. [Huffington Post] - Which isn't as funny as the time he met January Jones. [Dlisted] - Kanye West thinks Naomi Campbell is great, but AIDS is the craziest disease…

By: Photo Boy / May 23, 2011

Aubrey O’Day’s areola and other news

- Michael C. Hall of Showtime's Dexter is battling cancer. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson posts pics of Billy Corgan to her Twitter. I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Love Hewitt has a sparkly vagina. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Hugh Hefner is down to only one girlfriend now…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2010

Aubrey O’Day in Maxim and other news

- Pamela Anderson will only allow photographers to use a "ring flash" when taking her pictures because it'll mask her imperfections. Starting when? Now? Because it's not working. [Lainey Gossip] - Tracy Morgan's stand-up routine "too raunchy" for fans. [PopEater] - Tila Tequila has officially cursed the Yankees. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Taylor

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2009

Aubrey O’Day still Twittering her butt

Aubrey O'Day posted another ass photo to her Twitter late last night: By POPULAR request... Tweets, welcome to my fishnets! Love/Hate: suck me in, wear me out! I wonder how much butt flexing was happening at the time of this photo. I'm pretty sure if I stuck a piece of coal between Aubrey's cheeks, a…

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2009

Aubrey O’Day takes interesting pictures

Aubrey O'Day apparently posted pics from her Peepshow dressing room to her Twitter over the weekend, and they have all the class and elegance of a single mom trying to get laid on MySpace while her kids are asleep. I'm surprised these shots didn't have more open cans of Spaghetti-O's and a LEGO brick stuck…

By: The Superficial / October 4, 2009

Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like Ginger? [Lainey Gossip] - Aubrey O'Day hearts Castro and Hitler, but apparently not her career. [Celebslam]…

By: The Superficial / September 1, 2009

Aubrey O’Day is classy

Because poise and sophistication are her middle name, Aubrey O'Day walked around Fashion Week last night holding a copy of Playboy with herself on the cover. At this point, she might as well strip naked and pull Faberge eggs out of her vagina because, hey, why stop the classy train now? Choo choo! Photos: Splash

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2009

Paris Hilton actually gets invited somewhere

Despite being Hollywood's red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O'Day's birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you're feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :) NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or…

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2009

Aubrey O’Day’s face airbrushed into Playboy

Here's former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day on the cover of the March issue of Playboy. I like how they didn't even try to use her real body and just added her face to a CGI model. Apparently somebody at Playboy finally realized "Why even bother taking pictures?" Which explains next month's cover: Ariel the…

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2009
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