Posts tagged "Aleph Millipied"

We Are Now Worthy To Know The Name of Natalie Portman’s Son

"And then I had this horrible dream where your effete ass knocked me up. It was so real!" Natalie Portman's son was born almost a month ago, yet his name hasn't been announced until now. Possibly because of Jewish custom which doesn't sound sexy, so let's assume Benjamin Millepied threw his crepes on the floor…

By: The Superficial / July 6, 2011