Yup, That’s Susan Sarandon’s Nipple

Susan Sarandon might be an insane Bernbot who says insane Bernbot things, but her breasts have spectacularly withstood the ravages of time, so who cares if she helps Trump get into office? For is it not the true test of a democracy whether or not you can masturbate to an elderly woman’s cleavage as an internet pop-up ad spams your phone while you’re hiding in the employee restroom? That’s a direct quote from the famous Benjamin Franklin essay, “Oh, Titty, Big, Fat Titty, Shall Not Age Nor Time Saggeth Thee For The Republic.”

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