This may come as a shock to you, but I’m not a maven of high fashion society, so I really have no clue why everyone was raving about how “amazing” Ashlee Simpson looked at the SAG Awards last night. Maybe because she’s not standing next to a sobbing little boy with girl’s hair? Or maybe because Bronx Mowgli isn’t there either? I dunno. I’m just a simple man with simple dreams. Like having sex with Amber Heard while wearing a jetpack. Call me old-fashioned.
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She looks better than Rumer
That’s always a plus.
That isn’t really hard to do
I didn’t know SAG gave awards for lip-syncing.
she looks aaron carter
*she looks like aaron carter
Beautiful gown – ruined by being worn by Ashlee Simpson.
and her choice of earrings…
Call me crazy… I think she looks pretty good even with the razor sharp chin.
Her helmet hair, hair do looks nice.
You can tell by the look in her eye you know she was “daddy’s favorite”.
Raises an interesting question – what is a ‘Bronx Mowgli’? Eh, never mind, it doesn’t matter. And good luck with that Amber Heard thing, since she plays for the pink team.
“what is a ‘Bronx Mowgli’”
I just know not to feed one after midnight.
I think “She looks great” was just a polite euphemism for “At least we didn’t have to watch her attempt to lip-sync some godawful song.”
That nose job does go really well with the dress.
Ashlee Simpson’s nose job is definitely one of the top 5 nose jobs in Hollywood. It turned her from Jessica’s ugly sister into the hot Simpson. That and Jessica’s 5,000 cal/day diet.
Supposedly is right.
She’s hot, WTH are you guys talking about? Hotter by far than Jessica for sure!!
Right on about looking better just by being without Pete Wentz. Not feeling those earrings, they just look cheap and common to me… sort of like the kind of artist she is.
And her art would be…?
Well, sh looks better than she has in a while. Strange how once you ease off on the fame whoring, these girls sometimes start to look more normal.
Looks like she got the more celeb friendly eating disorder from Joe’s “don’t tell Mommy time.”
At first glance, for a millisecond, I thought this was Charlize Theron. It must be the hair.
by ‘hair’, you must mean ‘the ridiculous quantities of LSD coursing through your veins’.
who?
Seriously, another who gives a shit ‘celebrity’ who gave her kid a retarded name.
And I’m seeing a resemblance to Drew Barrymore. Vincent Piazza could do much better than this irrelevant neverwas.
Meh, I’d jerk off into her ear. As long as I don’t have to hear her “sing”.
looks like her latest batch of cosmetic surgery worked. Pity they can’t transplant talent as well.
What ever happened to her, uh…, singing career? Last I saw her she was busted on Saturday Night Live for fake singing a song.
On the upside, she picked up a decent career as a jig dancer.
Is she auditioning for ‘Real Housewives of Neverland’?
“Sag” awards are right!
…wait, that’s an actual thing, and not a comment on her cleavage?
…….but that chin of hers.
IS SHE GOING FOR THE WITCH IN “Hans & Grethel”?
I don’t know or care who Vincent Piazza is, but it’s clear he took a time machine to 1996 to get his hair cut. “Give me the Brendan Fraser!”
They didn’t know what that was and gave him “Broderick” – if you don’t stop to look around etc etc
This Simpson’s boobs are way underrated
Her boobies need help.