Supposedly Ashlee Simpson Looks ‘Great’ Here

January 30th, 2012 // 38 Comments
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This may come as a shock to you, but I’m not a maven of high fashion society, so I really have no clue why everyone was raving about how “amazing” Ashlee Simpson looked at the SAG Awards last night. Maybe because she’s not standing next to a sobbing little boy with girl’s hair? Or maybe because Bronx Mowgli isn’t there either? I dunno. I’m just a simple man with simple dreams. Like having sex with Amber Heard while wearing a jetpack. Call me old-fashioned.

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  1. devilsrain

    She looks better than Rumer

  2. Jill

    I didn’t know SAG gave awards for lip-syncing.

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    she looks aaron carter

  4. Beautiful gown – ruined by being worn by Ashlee Simpson.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Call me crazy… I think she looks pretty good even with the razor sharp chin.

  6. Kelly

    Her helmet hair, hair do looks nice.

  7. Bill Clinton

    You can tell by the look in her eye you know she was “daddy’s favorite”.

  8. Frank Burns

    Raises an interesting question – what is a ‘Bronx Mowgli’? Eh, never mind, it doesn’t matter. And good luck with that Amber Heard thing, since she plays for the pink team.

  9. EricLr

    I think “She looks great” was just a polite euphemism for “At least we didn’t have to watch her attempt to lip-sync some godawful song.”

  10. Cock Dr

    That nose job does go really well with the dress.

    • Carles

      Ashlee Simpson’s nose job is definitely one of the top 5 nose jobs in Hollywood. It turned her from Jessica’s ugly sister into the hot Simpson. That and Jessica’s 5,000 cal/day diet.

  11. Supposedly is right.

  12. AteIsEnough

    She’s hot, WTH are you guys talking about? Hotter by far than Jessica for sure!!

  13. Mando

    Right on about looking better just by being without Pete Wentz. Not feeling those earrings, they just look cheap and common to me… sort of like the kind of artist she is.

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    Well, sh looks better than she has in a while. Strange how once you ease off on the fame whoring, these girls sometimes start to look more normal.

  15. Looks like she got the more celeb friendly eating disorder from Joe’s “don’t tell Mommy time.”

  16. Mandy

    At first glance, for a millisecond, I thought this was Charlize Theron. It must be the hair.

  17. pretty vacant


  18. Amy

    And I’m seeing a resemblance to Drew Barrymore. Vincent Piazza could do much better than this irrelevant neverwas.

  19. Meh, I’d jerk off into her ear. As long as I don’t have to hear her “sing”.

  20. Frari

    looks like her latest batch of cosmetic surgery worked. Pity they can’t transplant talent as well.

  21. What ever happened to her, uh…, singing career? Last I saw her she was busted on Saturday Night Live for fake singing a song.

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    Is she auditioning for ‘Real Housewives of Neverland’?

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    girl dylan
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    “Sag” awards are right!
    …wait, that’s an actual thing, and not a comment on her cleavage?

  24. forrest gump

    …….but that chin of hers.
    IS SHE GOING FOR THE WITCH IN “Hans & Grethel”?

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    I don’t know or care who Vincent Piazza is, but it’s clear he took a time machine to 1996 to get his hair cut. “Give me the Brendan Fraser!”

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    They didn’t know what that was and gave him “Broderick” – if you don’t stop to look around etc etc

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    Tyler Perry
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    This Simpson’s boobs are way underrated

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    Her boobies need help.

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