‘Suicide Squad’ Has An Honest Trailer
As evidenced by the lack of a review, I still haven’t seen Suicide Squad yet because after the depressing shit show that was Batman V Superman, I couldn’t bring myself to waste another six to seven hours on the latest DC Comics abortion. Especially after seeing how the movie was sloppily re-edited at the last minute and died on the table. However, that said, I also didn’t watch this Honest Trailer yet – which from all accounts the movie was screaming for and it nailed it – because I’m probably going to catch Suicide Squad next week when it’s cheaper than goddamn $19.99 to watch, and apparently I don’t want to spoil a movie I already know is going to be awful? Welcome to the rich tapestry of my life. It’s a sensual ride on the wings of adventure.
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