So Suge Knight Killed A Guy

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Suge Knight killed a guy last night after backing over him with his truck while allegedly fleeing a fight, according to his lawyer. Except eyewitnesses say the whole thing happened during a second fight that Suge ended by running a dude over. Twice. Except he accidentally killed his own friend instead and is now under arrest for murder after turning himself in. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us … they have interviewed multiple witnesses who say the man Suge seemed to be after was Cle “Bone” Sloan, an actor who has appeared in “Training Day” and “End of Watch.”
Suge and Bone were in a physical altercation before he threw his truck in reverse. Witnesses say Suge gunned the car in reverse twice, as if to make sure he hit his target.
The man who died, Terry Carter, was a passenger in the truck when they arrived. He’s a good friend of Suge’s who was apparently dealing with Bone behind the truck when Suge gunned it.
Even though Suge clearly did not intend to kill Carter, in California and most states, if someone in the process of committing a felony accidentally kills someone in the process … he can be charged with murder.

So the victim wasn’t Chris Brown? I see. *takes off party hat* Guess I’ll just put all this shrimp back in the freezer. *exhales loudly* And cancel the strippers. Why do I even try anymore?

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