UPDATE: Turns out this story was a bullshit cover for Mama June to get back together with her pedophile ex-boyfriend who molested her daughter. Yup.

Somebody is having sex with the man in this photograph besides the giant woman next to him. That’s literally what you’re about to read because our reality is a Mentos dropped in a Mountain Dew bottle: Pure chaos. TMZ reports:

Mama June and Sugar Bear Thompson are done — separated — because she’s convinced he’s been cheating on her … sources tell TMZ.
We’re told Mama June has repeatedly caught Sugar Bear trolling on online dating sites. One of them is, in which Sugar Bear — with the handle Georgiafighter31054 — says “i love to hunt fish and ride 4wheelers and have a good time. i luve muddy Boggs and love to ride in the mudd.”

Jesus. How do you not fuck that? Anyway, producers are “scrambling” to figure out what to do next because apparently the show requires more than simply aiming a camera at white trash and waiting for them to put butter on something and/or get pregnant. Then put butter on it.

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